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unspokenwords
05-04-2004, 03:57 AM
Why: Because I'm crazy, Because I love Faith, Andrew, Xander and Spike.
What: Faith/Fred(Illyria)/Andrew/Xander/Spike/OC Emery
When: Post Chosen, Season 5 and slightly AU. Spoiler warning.
Warning: No beta, I'll only try to get a beta if somebody wants to beta it, or I finish it or something. So watch out for non-betaed work. Also, while the beginning is fluffyish, there will be language....and naughty things later on. Please keep this in mind.
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Chapter 1 -- How it all Began

B and the Brat were getting their date on in the City of Love...aka Paris. Buffy got settled with this french artist dude with some serious muscles. Dawn was dating some boy her age at the school she was at. The details always escaped the brunette slayer.

Willow was still being a lesbian, but no longer with the brunette boarding school hussy. Not that Faith had anything against the girl...she was just glad Willow had better sense. Slayer + Witch both as stubborn as donkeys = Disaster.

Giles was the usual, old..stuffy...in a sexy british way and he was fitting right in as the head of the watcher's council.

So she kept tags on everybody, in a way. Hadn't seen or heard from Xander since they parted ways off the bus. Not that he really talked to the 'bad' slayer. The dark haired man avoided her eye contact and really seemed to want nothing to do with her.

Wood, oh Robin. He had left with Giles and the rest to work on the Watcher's Council..training new slayers or some **** like that. He had seen Faith to the airport when she left and made sure she had contact information. There was never going to be anything there..and she couldn't say she was mad.

Faith adjusted the strap of her duffle bag as she walked along. Broodymug had sent some memo to Buffy and Crew asking for some help with some situation. In return the volunteer got a place to stay.

They had sent Faith. The woman had to grin as she imagined Angel's face. One of the few people she could consider friend and who never gave up on her. Hell, he even visited her in Jail, that's got to be saying something.

The brunette had to give the Old Man props as she entered the lobby of Wolfram and Hart. He actually was CEO of this place...sure her slayer senses were bouncing off the rictor scale and the place was teaming with evil, but it was niiiiice.

Harmony looked up from her Cosmo Mag as the slayer walked in and she offered her a bright smile. Setting the magazine down and walking from behind the front desk she stood behind the Slayer. "You must be Faith."

Faith checked her punch as she spun around and stared at the busty blonde vampire. Fashionably dressed Vampire, but this was LA, where Great Evil wears Dior.

The slayer gave the vampire the once over and took a casual step back."Yeah.."

"Bossy is expecting you, well he was expecting you yesterday but you didn't show up and he's in a meeting right now."

Faith arched an eyebrow."I'll wait.."

Harmony's smile wavered for a moment. "Oh, okay..I'll let him know you're here."

The brunette nodded slightly watching the Vamp scuttle back to her desk and eye her phone nervously.

Letting out a sigh of relief when Angel rounded the corner with a smile....okay that was creepy. He was talking with a group of demons with neon green scales and waving to them as the entered the Elevator.

The Broody one let the smile drop and scowled when the doors shut and turned catching sight of Faith. "Faith, you're here." It was a statement, not a question.

"Harmony, why didn't you tell me she was here."

The blonde pouted."You told me never to interrupt you when you're with a client unless it is really important."

Faith shook her head as Angel yelled at the other vampire. Well, he sure had changed.

"Well, it's nice to see you to Angel.."

There was a loud crash and a flash of bleached blond and a blur of black as a door flew in and a familiar face flew through the door and into the lobby landing in a very graceful heap.

"Spike.."

Then something new caught her attention. Fred, in red leather and with blue streaks in her hair and...whoa...

"Slayer."

Faith dropped her duffle bag and just Stared.

Allycat
05-04-2004, 05:51 PM
Wow, reads real well. It's very cool... though I'm not too happy about the way in which Kennedy was mentioned.

But the writings style's great... though the whole story is a bit short.

bad_azz_slayer
05-04-2004, 06:38 PM
wow your writing is great! cant wait for more!

Willow02
05-04-2004, 06:56 PM
I love this. Keep up the great work. Can't wait till the next update.

unspokenwords
05-04-2004, 08:13 PM
( Quick note and Apology for Kennedy/Willow fans. I have nothing against Kennedy, but Faith and her did not get along and to convey the grudging respect and acceptance in their shaky relationship, the terms used were needed for Faith's POV)

Interlude -- The Facts

"So let me get this straight, Angel Investigations moved up on the food chain of evil by merging into and belonging to what center of all great evil that just happens to be a Law Firm. The Peroxide wonder boy got trapped in a necklace after saving the world..thanks for that man, anyhow he got sent to Angel and went all Casper for a while while avoiding getting sent to hell."

The brunette paused taking a sip of the beer that Spike so helpfully provided. A briefcase filled with beer, Blondie had taste.

"Then he got his body back in a box and him and Angel threw down for a fancy cup of Mountain Dew...which by the way is still funny." At the glares from the 2 vampires she hurried on. "Gunn sold his soul and his friends, okay not really his soul but he traded it all for some lawyer smarts and some nice suits. Angel got turned into a puppet.."

She had to pause and stifle a laugh. "Gunn signed a piece of paper to bring a this old as dirt mummy to Fred's lab, where she touched it and then an ancient demon took over her body and while it was at it, killed her." Faith took a breath and shook her head. "Dude...yall really screwed up."

The slayer sat back in her chair and looked at the people around the table with a bemused expression." What the hell were you expecting? You've thrown yourselves into a lavish hell of your own making, lost some pretty damn fine soldiers and then when you can't bail yourselves out..God!"

Faith shook her head and left the room.

"Well, that went well."

Angel glared and cuffed Spike in the back of his head as he too left the room.

No, I am Doyle
05-04-2004, 09:15 PM
Taking shape... I like it.

Allycat
05-05-2004, 04:31 AM
unspoken words, I get why you had to do that, it's okay, you should do it this way... but that doesn't mean I'll like it ;D

I liked the Interlude too, I wonder where the story's heading.

David's Girl
05-05-2004, 01:40 PM
Ooooo, nice work!!! I love it so far!

PrettyasaPictur
05-05-2004, 03:35 PM
Not too bad...It's coming along nicely, keep up the good work!

Willow02
05-05-2004, 09:15 PM
Great update. You write Faith really good. Can't wait till the next update.

MentPatient
05-08-2004, 07:56 PM
Wow... I like this story. I wonder if Faith is going to tell Buffy about Spike when she gets back... and what's the problem with Angel? Why can't he solve it himself, isn't he all uber-vamp and with his Wolfirm and Hart resources, he culd probably kill whatever was causing the problem...

unspokenwords
05-13-2004, 12:01 AM
Okay, hate to do this, but for now this fic is on HIATUS, seeing as the plot bunnies for this one have all gone an vacation. However, 'Anywhere but Here' has all the chars from here in it, and it should hold your attention.