What They Say and What They Mean

[Shell]

Ok,well I was thinking and you know how sometimes there are people (for example:v.v.vpopular girls)who say things but you never know what they mean by it?:
Frenemy:somebody you pretend to like

no offence:means maximum offence

small get together:massive gatecrahsed house party

I would never lie to you :I absolutley would

That shirts great,you have to tell me where you got it: So I can be sure I never go there

Go on,I swear I wont tell anybody:Hot new gossip..I have to tell everyone!

No really,green works really well with your complexion:You look like Shrek's little sister

What Teens say to Parents:
Wow,have you lost weight?:I really need a new pair of shoes

These are on sale:I want these!!

Those are hideous:If I wear those,everyone I will know that I'm a complete loser!

Of course it'll be a well-behaved party:Woooo,boys..boys...and boys!!!

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Hehehehe...well as you can tell..I was bored..

[angel-babez01]

Lol Shrek's little sister. I have one (i got it from the movie mean girls)

Oh you like him? I could talk to him for you: He better be a good kisser!

[Magui]

...there are people (for example:v.v.vpopular girls)who say things...

I'm so offended,in real life I'm pop- *Cries and hugs a pillow: You're gonna pay for this Shell*:p

[angel-babez01]

Oh Mags we are talking about the real snotty preppy little cheerleaders... :P

I'm kidding. See I knew you are a cheer girl... There for I had to give you sh-i mean crap!

[Magui]

Lol,I know.*Styles her hair*. I was just kidding *Insults a nerd* I wasn't serious *PMs..ern...e-mails AshSan and asks him to make for her an 'I'm-so-cool' banner* I know you weren't talking about me *Makes out with her bestfriend's boyfriend*


Mother: ''[insert order]''
Daughter/Son: ''Yes,mom,I'll do it now'': Wait about three centuries mom

[angel-babez01]

That's one that has "Kris" written all over it!!!!!!!

This one is kind of a conversation between a couple girls.

girl #1:
So you guys know that guy who sits in front of me? The one with the blonde hair?

girl #2:
Yeah. His name is (lets just say) Chris

girl #1:
Is he single?

Girl #2:
Most likely... He's dumb... Why?

Girl #1:
Oh... Uh... B-because I... I.... I saw him pick his nose once... And he had a snack if you know what I mean

Really meaning- because I've got the hots for him!