Adopt?

[Buffy obsessed fan]

I'm new here...does anyone wanna "adopt" me? Wow, that felt odd to type, haha.

[VisionGuy]

I'll adopt you. If you have any questions just ask me. I don't bite. :)

[Buffy obsessed fan]

Okay :)

Are you sure you don't bite? Or are you a vamp :O just kidding, Okay then :)