The Sorting Tome

[The Sorting Tome]

Post here to be sorted into one of the four dormitories. Only posts asking to be sorted in this thread, please. You will be given access to your dormitory as quickly as possible, but please be patient.

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The four there were, the Lion, Eagle, Bull and Ram
Representing the fates throughout the land and
Banding together to make a stand.

With drive and loyalty, intelligence and patience,
They came together to teach and train
Those who come are not in vain

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http://buffy-boards.com/images/tome.jpg

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Vahla Ha'nesh http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/1.gif Raiden http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/2.gif Drogyn http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/3.gif Merrick http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/4.gif

[Lee]

Oooh, this is new and exciting isnt it?

I'd like to apply for one of the 'houses'...

If...thats ok and everything....

[Angels baby101]

Sort me too please :) :bow:

[MentPatient]

Me too!

Wait... are we supposed to fill something out..?

[TheChosenOne]

Oooh me too please :bounce:

[David's Girl]

Ooo, please sort me :D

[Xander]

I'll join but I'm veeeeeeery confused.

[berkeled]

please sort me :dork:

[elmo]

Yes.... with the sorting and the Harry Potter referencing... sort me... just don't put me in Slytherin! ;)

[eponinethen]

Hey I'm confused,
but please sort me too..

[Jenny]

I'll join but I'm veeeeeeery confused.

Don't worry it will all become clear! :D

Reporting for sorting! LOL that was cute.

[Beer_Nut]

Beer_Nut, ready for sorting!

[Mr. Pointy]

Sort me, baby. Sort me...please

[Emma Caulfield]

I wanna be sorted! I want to enjoy the sorting experiance!

[Cordelia]

Sort me like you've never sorted me before :D

[Lethe]

Sort me!:D Man, everyone else had really funny phrases with their's....uh....*starts singing* Sort me now baby, sort me right now. That was just pathetic.....

[Slayer,The]

Hehe Jenny and Cordelia!


I'd also love to take part in this!

[The Sorting Tome]

This is the order (fastest way to do this...):

Lee, Angels baby101, MentPatient, TheChosenOne, David's Girl, AshSan, berkeled, elmo, eponinethen

The order is across, then down. Don't worry, your dormitory faculty member will pm you so if you are unsure no problems. I can only sort 9 at a time, so please be patient.

[dice]

[nerd4hire]

Can I play too please?

[Old Master 3.0]

:::As he stands on the majestic front lawn of the brand-spanking new Buffy Boards School of Slayers and Demon Hunters, reverently surveying the looming edifice, a small assorted group of giggling teenagers run past him...one of them slapping his back hard as he goes by.:::


Hey...HEY! Watch where you're going, huh?! People walkin' here, ya know! Friggin' kids........


:::Scoffing and shaking his head in their wake...he turns and begins to walk off toward the Administration building...not noticing that several students are silently pointing and chuckling as he walks by. Taped to his back is a leaf of paper with two words written in stark black, bold letters.........

Sort Me.





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[Shell]

Sort me too please :D

[*Maria*]

Sort me too please.....

[The Sorting Tome]

This is the order...:

Jenny, Beer_Nut, Mr. Pointy, Xander Harris, Cordelia, Lethe, Salyer,The, nerd4hire, Old Master 2.0

The order is across, then down. Don't worry, your dormitory faculty member will pm you so if you are unsure no problems. I can only sort 9 at a time, so please be patient.

[dice]

[lil_slayer]

same old dril......sort me please

[Slayer_Angel]

Can ya sort me too?Thanks!

[The Sorting Tome]

Once again, you will be pmd with the password to your dormitory, so there is no need to post asking which one you are in if you are unsure. Please help us keep this thread tidy so everyone only gets sorted once. Thanks :)

This is the order...:

Shell, Calangel, lil slayer, Slayer Angel

The order is across, then down. Don't worry, your dormitory faculty member will pm you so if you are unsure no problems. I can only sort 9 at a time, so please be patient.

[dice]

[XxSlayerxX]

Oohh.Sounds interesting.What do you do in there?Can you please sort me into one of the groups?Thanks!:)

[edb]

Bah, just when I thought my school days were well behind me...guess it's never to later to go back to school. ;)

Translated......can ya sort me too please? :D

[The Sorting Tome]

The order is:

xXSlayerXx, EDB

[dice]

[WatcherWes]

I'll give it a try, sort me

[Willow02]

Can I be sorted to please?

[ProphecyGirl]

Please sort me. :flag:

[DáNió]

Can i be sorted plz?

[Bubbles]

sorty me please!!!
This is kinda confusing...

[The Sorting Tome]

In this order...:

WatcherWes, Willow02, ProphecyGirl, Danio, Bubbles

[dice]

[BuffyUKer]

sort me hard and fast sir!..thanx :nuts:

[momentary_grace]

Oh when you have a minute I'd love to be sorted.... neat new thing here! :D

[SlayerDrow]

This is great!!! Sort me baby!

[faiths5x5]

oh..this is..all interesting like. can i pwease be sorted too? i'll be a good girl. i promise.

[The Sorting Tome]

The order is:

BuffyUKer, momentary_grace, SlayerDrow, faiths5x5

The order is across, then down. Don't worry, your dormitory faculty member will pm you so if you are unsure no problems. Please don't post comments in the thread other than asking to be sorted.

[dice]

[Ergo]

Took me a while to find this. Sort me please!

[The Sorting Tome]

What House will it be for you?

Ergo -

[dice]

[SpiketheBloody]

sort me too please! :D

[Druscilla]

Hi can I be sorted aswell please :)

[The Sorting Tome]

So you want to be sorted, eh?

SpiketheBloody, Druscilla...

[dice]

[*Screw Destiny*]

Can you please sort me? I'm hoping for Merrick, but I just want to be sorted!

[Kindred]

Wow! I'm away for ten days and look what happens. It's really rather disconcerting... But I like it so far. It's a reason to never be away for long.

So, um, please sort me.

Thanks oodles, Kindred.

[Blessed]

I would like to join the fun!

[Queen Cordette]

Sort me please?
Thank you :) ::heart::

[ChosenOne]

i go away for 3 days and every thing is changed. I'm sure i've read about people being sorted it to 4 different houses before ;).
But can i be one of the new Sortees, please :)

[Andy]

Can I be sorted? please?

[Lilah]

I would like to be apart of a house.

[Destructo Girl]

:::As he stands on the majestic front lawn of the brand-spanking new Buffy Boards School of Slayers and Demon Hunters, reverently surveying the looming edifice, a small assorted group of giggling teenagers run past him...one of them slapping his back hard as he goes by.:::



:::was the one who "ran into" Old Master:::

"Sorry bout that!"

Anywho, can i be sorted? Thank you! Cause i just know you'll say yes.

[SpikedBuffy]

All the snappy 'sort me' phrases have been used... so

Sort me please! Thank You

[The Sorting Tome]

The order is across, then down. Don't worry, your dormitory faculty member will pm you so if you are unsure no problems. Please don't post comments in the thread other than asking to be sorted.

*Screw Destiny*, Kindred, Blessed, CordyFan28, ChosenOne, ~andythevamp~, Lilah, PainbowPaige, SpikedBuffy

[dice]

[Chosen 1]

Hello :D.

Can I be sorted please.

[The Sorting Tome]

So you want to be sorted eh?

Chosen 1

[dice]

[Dark Rider]

Sorting Tome, sort me!

[*~Lili~*]

can I please be sorted

[The Sorting Tome]

Don't I get a break? Ok, ok i'll sort you.

Dark Rider, *~Lili~*


[dice]

[--The Fallen--]

Wow this whole concept sounds really interesting.


Sort me please:D

[silvephantom]

Sort me DAG NABBIT! :Astalavis

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

--The Fallen--, silvephantom

[dice]

[killerdwarf]

KD grabs the microphone, cues the spotlight, the band starts playing, and he sings

SORT ME BABY, ONE MORE TIME!

LOL, yeah, OM, I guess that's what I was going for...***kd takes off his Britney Spears Catholic schoolgirl uniform and walks out of the spotlight***

[The Sorting Tome]

Calm down Mr Dwarf, this is a school not a nightclub. Here is your house, now get off my stage!

killerdwarf

[dice]

[slayerette]

hey, urm..can somebody sort me?
cheers.

[xtrustno1x]

Yeah...I think I...uh...need to be...sorted. Yeah. Sorted.

[Jill_Valentine]

Sort me hard, baby. Wow, you'd think we'd be over the innuendo thing by now, huh?

[The Sorting Tome]

So you want to be sorted? Consider yourself sorted...

slayerette, xtrustno1x, Jill_Valentine

[dice]

[ana8]

Well I guess..I might....ok..could someone sort me?

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted...

ana8

[dice]

[Dark_5x5_Slayer]

I would like to be sorted please!

[The Sorting Tome]

Another one wanting done?...Alright here it goes

Dark_5x5_Slayer

[dice]

[Alyson]

please can I be sorted? :clown2:

[The Sorting Tome]

As you wish..consider yourself sorted! Remember your house leader will PM you with the password

Alyson


[dice]

[Rayne]

Ok...I'll bite...um...sort me? And then tell me WHY we all get sorted and seperated please...I'm nosey...

[BabeThePig]

Because! thats why...right? umm...sort me please!

[Kaylee Frye]

I've done this before....I think my computer ate my post! N-E ways do that crazy thing you do and sort me! PLEEEEEEEEASE! :bounce:

[The Sorting Tome]

So you 3 want to be sorted then...remember your house head will PM you with the password

Rayne, BabeThePig, NSlaymode


[dice]

[donnie]

sort me to plezzzzzzzzzzzzzz! :bounce:

[taco boy]

Please sort me! :Axesmilie

[Angelus's_Lover]

Can I please be sorted to I was kinda hoping for Raiden

[The Sorting Tome]

Consider yourself sorted. Your house leader will pm you with the password to your dorm

donnie, taco boy, Angelus's_Lover

[dice]

[Xin Rong]

am i alowed to be sorted please

[SlayersDestiny]

sort me please!!!! This sounds like a lot of fun.

[The Sorting Tome]

Please again remember to not post in this thread except to request sorting. All other posts are deleted.

vampire slayer, slayersdestiny

[dice]

[doppelgänger]

Howdy! Can I be sorted, pretty please?

[JollyApe]

Bring it on! I want to be sorted, I really would like someone to sort me out.

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be Sorted

doppelganger, JollyApe

[dice]

[\/Fred\/]

:cheerlead I'm not very activist with the postages right now but like could I be sorted please? I know I can't ya know like request a house but I'd like to be in with my sissy :):):) I know this isnt ya know like HP but remember the errrummerr the Patils? totally in the same house! :D

[Guestage_87]

You leave for three months and now everyone has gone crazy with the sorting and hoozits and whatits. I'm incredibly confused right now, but what the hell, can I be sorted or do I have throw a temper tantrum?

[Hero]

Can I be sorted too, please?

[The Sorting Tome]

Cordelia, I do speak in a booming Wizard of Oz voice! Sorting Now...

FredreF, Guestage_87, Hero

[dice]

[Little Tree]

I want to join. Please!! I want to be accepted also!

[The Sorting Tome]

So you want to be sorted to?...Your dorm head will pm you with the password

Little Tree

[dice]

[Mesektet Ra]

I feel the need for a bit o' sorting. Sort away, mi amigos.

[BigBad]

I want to be sorted, please!!

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted!

Mesektet Ra, BigBad

[dice]

[KarrinMurphy]

I'm a little hesitant about the whole sorting thing still...Here we go now sort to your hearts content, and mine of course:lsvader: now mind the wires

[The Sorting Tome]

There's no need to hesitate, the tome will put you somewhere great!

Sorry...The Sorting Tome got board with the usual two step ;)

Karrin Murphy

[dice]

[Hitome]

I would like to join. Sort me.

[Utopia]

Ugh, sorting is so passe. Please direct me to a house of your choice. :)

[The Sorting Tome]

Alright...directing you to a house of my choice now...

Hitome, Utopia

[dice]

[mire]

ok..so..lets give it a try at this.. so.. sort me please?

[The Sorting Tome]

As you wish...

mire

[dice]

[Cordy_Doyle]

This thread is SPAMmy, so I guess there's no prob for me just to say 'sort me, please!' - although I've said more than that now :p

[Jessie]

Can you please sort me too! :)

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

Cordy_Doyle, Jessie

[dice]

[polexia]

i got no ide what this is! But i wanna be sorted too! ;) :cat:

after reading a bit it this thread.. i REALLY wanna be sorted ;)

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted...

Polexia

[dice]

[Faithy]

Wow, I can’t believe I have missed so much!
I’d like to be sorted!

*crosses fingers and wishes for....

[The Sorting Tome]

No wishing! You'll block the sorting tome's powers!

Faithy

[dice]

[Ruby Chase]

May I please be sorted?

[The Sorting Tome]

Sure you may! Welcome to the boards!

Ruby Chase

[dice]

[BillieHunter]

Sort me please!!!!!!!

[eset]

I am not sure about this sorting thing.
Do pleasures outweigh woes that it may bring?
There could be some ulterior motive here,
and I that I suppose is what I most fear:
that this book would lead me into destruction
simply by following its plain instruction.

But…

The others seem delighted with their choice
And it does use authoritative voice…

The Sorting Tome would not mislead methinks
And so I say “onward into the brink!”

(id est: sort me)

[No, I am Doyle]

I suppose then that I shall need a good, proper sorting. :tongue05:

I have not the apprehentions of the poster prior...
prepared, I am, for the sizzling fire.
Before you sort me, please take heed
that to spin a rhyme, for me, is a need.
Be that as it will
it means not that I posess any skill.
Just the love of the word, the paper, the pen
and a bottle of No-Doz, a triple expresso, and then...
Voila, Si vous plait, hats off at the sight
(for sometimes, working a rhyme is one hell of a fight).
But enough of you patience and especially your time
for I've had enough of this foolish, bad Rhyme.

Please sort me, too.

[Eirian]

Can I be sorted please? Im afraid I don't have any witty rhymes.

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted

Billiehunter, Eset, No, I Am Doyle, Eirian

[dice]

[Winifred Wyndham-Pryce]

I'd like to be sorted as well!

[jayj]

Please to be sorted oh Tome of Sortingness. (Do I need a note for being this late for school?)

[Calvary]

May I please be sorted? :)

[The Sorting Tome]

Thanks for the karma Cordelia-jeez, looks like all I have to do to get attention is this...

SpikeLuva, jayj, Calvary

[dice]

[Kaden]

sort me please :) I'd love to be sorted.

[The Sorting Tome]

Consider yourself sorted. Your house leader will PM you with your dorm password.

Kaden

[dice]

[Frenchy Faith]

Could I be sorted as well please ?

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Frenchy Faith

[dice]

[Vail2002]

I was wondering how I got sorted. Sort me... please. :)

[The Sorting Tome]

*sniffle* I'ts not my fault! I'm completely random! Why's everybody always yelling at me!!!!! When I sort you, you won't yell at me, right...

Vail2002

[dice]

[OneEyedXander]

i guess if im back i need a house. Sort me si book.

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now (sorry...nothing clever today ;))

One Eyed Xander

[dice]

[Cordelia'sGhost]

I'm pretty new here, but I'd like to get sorted. Pretty please?

Thanks! *kisses*

[The Sorting Tome]

Getting rather popular from this whole sorting thing...

Cordelia's Ghost

[dice]

[Quazar]

Sort me pleez :big: :banghead: :wiggle: :wedge1: :sleep:

[The Sorting Tome]

The Sorting is about to begin...your house leader will pm you with the password to your dorm.

Quazar

[dice]

[danb]

et moi, sil vous plais

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

danb

[dice]

[missred1973]

Could I please be sorted? :dancing:
Thanks a bunch!

[Magic Phoebe]

Hi!
I like to be sorted, please...

[The Sorting Tome]

Your wish is my command. Your house leader will contact you with the password for your dorm.

missred1973, Magic Phoebe

[dice]

[BocaDelInfierno]

Please sort me into a house

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now....and welcome to the boards!!

BocaDelInfierno

[dice]

[miss_world13]

I would like to be sorted into a house as well. This seems very interesting. I'm excited. :)

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

miss_world13

[dice]

[VampireWillow24]

sort me please.! I want to join the houses! sort me ! sort me!

[Cookie Dough]

Sort me too please..

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

VampireWillow24, cookiedough

[dice]

[~angelic slayer~]

Can I be sorted please? :)

[Zirayah333]

Sort me Sorting Tome!!!! I'm ready!!!!

[Wesley's Sylyna]

May I please be sorted! :biggrin2:

[The Sorting Tome]

angelic_slayer, Zirayah333, Wesley's Sylyna

[dice]

[matrim]

get me sorted, please.

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

matrim

[dice]

[Amber Benson]

Sort me plz... *smiles big*

[The Sorting Tome]

You have just been sorted...

WiccanOne

[dice]

[GuardianAngel]

Sort me please!

This will be fun and exciting.

[AngelicSlayer00]

I would like to be sorted too please

[The Sorting Tome]

GuardianAngel, AngelicSlayer00

[dice]

[Angel'sWatcher]

Can I be sorted? Please! *puppy eyes*

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Angel's Watcher

[dice]

[Rory]

Please sort me.... ;D

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Rory

[dice]

[Tru Serenity]

sort me puh-lease!! :smile2:

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted...

Tru Serenity

[dice]

[Miah]

Sort me please!:D ....

[Stake'd]

O! O! *raises hand* please please please sort me!

[Hanna]

Please sort me! :D:D:D

[spike'swatcher]

Oh, me too! Pretty please with a cherry on top! *big grin*

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Miah, Hanna, spike's watcher

[dice]

[Anchovy]

Oh, oh, may I be sorted?!?! Please please please?! :D

[The Sorting Tome]

Yes, you may...

Anchovy

[dice]

[Watcher's Pet]

I still want to be sorted, but under this name....I didn't realize there already was an Angel'sWatcher and it's too confusing so I got another name with my other address.

Thanks

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

Watcher's Pet

[dice]

[pyromaniac]

OoO May I be sorted also? :D

[Asmiley]

Can I be sorted please? :flower3:
I'd really like to be sorted. So would you please sort me? I think this is an awesome idea and I wonder that I hadn't noticed it before now.:doh:

[The Sorting Tome]

As you wish...

pyromaniac, Asmiley

[dice]

[Evablue]

Please sort me! :)

Thanks!

[Wicked]

Sort me! Sort me!


Please?

[Mike]

Hey, dude!, yeah, you, the hat, sort me please :p.

[Joamna]

Just realized I never asked to be sorted, so.. please sort me!

[Bungie]

Sort me please!!!!:D

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted...

Evablue, wolf, Mike

[dice]

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting rest now...

Cookie Dough, Bungie

[dice]

[Feigenbaum]

This is so neat!

Could I be 'sorted' please?

Thanks so much.

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting...

Feigenbaum

[dice]

[Innocence]

Well, because of the great information and all the people requesting, it seems like an interesting thing to do.

All, right please give me home.

[The Sorting Tome]

Prepare to be sorted...

Innocence

[dice]

[Drusilla's_Evil]

Could I be sorted please?? :bounce:

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Drusillas_Evil

[dice]

[Summers Blood]

Hey there. Sort me please!

[Wolf_Rider014]

I would like to be sorted please!

[Nessima]

Ooh Ooh me too please!! I would love to be sorted!!

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Summers Blood, Wolf_Rider014, Nessima

[dice]

[Ariana's Curse]

Hi can you sort me up please! Thankyou!

[Roonblah]

Well I'm all for something different.

May I be sorted too please?

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

Ariana's Curse, Roonblah

[dice]

[Sorceress]

Could I please be sorted? :angel:

[The Sorting Tome]

Sure, you can...

Sorceress

[dice]

[Shattered]

Could I be sorted?? :happy07:

[The Sorting Tome]

Sure you can...

Seduction

[dice]

[Lyri]

i'd like to be sorted into a house, if that's okay?

[The Sorting Tome]

Here goes nothin'...

Lyri

[dice]

[buffetofsporks]

Sort me up, Scottie ... pleeease. :)

[charmingangelC]

And me! Pretty please!

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

buffetofsporks, charmingangelC

[dice]

[waco kid]

Why the hell not? Sort away.

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting away...

waco kid

[dice]

[PrincessZombie]

I'd give anything to be sorted!!!!

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

princess_zombie

[dice]

[PieDude27]

hi id like to be sorted plz

[greeneyes]

me too please!!!

greeneyes : pbounce:

[Eliza121]

Heyz...Cold I too please hunni! =D xxx

[Lindseyiswicked]

Can I get sorted please?

[Winifred]

gee i think i'm late... ::uh:: can i also be sorted please? :D

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

PieDude27, green eyes, eliza121

[dice]

The other two must wait till the Tome Returns

[The Sorting Tome]

Now sorting...

Lindseyiswicked, Return of Glory

[dice]

[Freedomfriends]

This sounds fun!

Sort me please! :) :sheep:

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting Now...

Freedomfriends

[dice]

[River]

can i please be sorted? thanx!

[Black Eye Guy]

Me 2 Me 2 Me 2
I wanna be sorted

[Warlock]

Sort of sorting interested.

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting...

River, Black Eye Guy, Warlock

[dice]

[StuckinTraffic]

Never had any sorting I didn't like.......

Can I be sorted please, and thank you, sir!

[The Sorting Tome]

And you gonna like it...

Miffed67

[dice]

[Allycat]

All right, let's have it... I've waited long enough... sort me too.

[The Sorting Tome]

Took you long enough...

Allycat

[XDruX]

Sort me pleeeease !!! :happy07:

[VisionGuy]

I always wondered how someone can be put in one of these.Sort me too please.

[zombie.apparatus]

can u please sort me???? thankyou

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

i think this is where i go when i come to this forum. [still working on the rules! (: ] can you sort me?

[freakydorky]

Please 'sort' me (BTW-nice extra)

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting...

XDruX, VisionGuy, charmed_slayer, Spirit_Of_Fred, freakydorky

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[Bored of the Dead]

ok......could i be sorted:smile0:

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting...

Dia DeLa Muerte

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[Wanabee-slayer]

Sort me too.I wanna be sorted

[The Sorting Tome]

Only if you stop using kewl talk...

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[Mulder22]

Can I please be sorted?? Thanks!!!!

[The Sorting Tome]

As you wish...

http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/4.gif

[Creature of the Night]

Id like some sorting please!

[The Sorting Tome]

Okey dokey

http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/2.gif

[Wesley_Wyndam_P]

hey can i get sorted too?

[The Sorting Tome]

Consider yourself sorted.....

http://buffy-boards.com/images/dice/4.gif

[Kryptonite]

will you sort me? *crosses fingers for Vahla Ha'nesh*

[The Sorting Tome]

Voila...

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[Dawnthesister1]

Please could you sort me?

[The Sorting Tome]

Here you go...

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[sk8rj04]

Can i get sorted too? plz?

[The Sorting Tome]

Sorting now...

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[Tucker's Cousin]

Cometh the time I was sorted, oh wise tome.

[Kali]

Can I be sorted?

Sounds like a euphuism for something rude to me ;)