Best Anya Quotes

[wiccianslayer]

I wanna know what Are your fave Anya quotes out of this list so please vote for your favorites it's multiple choice soooooo

1)
But I don't understand, I don't understand how this all happens, how we go through this, I mean I knew her, and now she's...there's just a body, and I don't understand how come she just can't get back in it and not be dead anymore. It's stupid! It's mortal! and it's stupid! And Xander's crying and not talking, and I was having fruit punch and I was thinking that well Joyce will never have fruit punch, ever, and she'll never have eggs, or yawn, or brush her hair, not ever, and no one will explain to me why.

2)
I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because I love you, and I'll always love you. And before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. Not even a person, really...and I had seen what love could do to people, and it was hurt...and sadness. Alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you, and you knew me. You saw me, and it was this...thing. You make me feel safe, and warm. So I get it now. I finally get love, Xander. I really do.

3)
Oh, bugger off, you brolly!

4)
Xander? If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of-of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second 'No! The red one!' and then click, it stops, with three-tenths of a second left, and you don't leave. Like that, okay?

5)
What kind of lesbians are you? If you love men so much, go love men!!


The last 3 shall be decided by you just post a couple of your fave anya quotes

[GATEGOD]

My fave's are definitely the first two. They are so beautiful and sad.

[TabulaRasa]

I wanted to go with something fun for Anya because that's how I see her. So I went with 5.

[Bangelxx]

I love number 5! lol when I heard it in the ep I laughed out loud!:P

[marukisu]

Numero uno is the most powerful to me.

[mogwaid]

i picked number 5, that was the best. But where was:

"I, Anya, promise to cherish you...Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise...to have sex with you whenever *I* want, and, uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle..."

Best bit in 'Hells Bells'!

Oh also another good one from 'Tough Love'

Anya (to willow): You can sleep with me. Well, now that came out a lot more lesbian than it sounded in my head

[Aussie]

I like " is the money ok? did they hurt the money?"

[GATEGOD]

Anya: I think we died in this car on the way to the airport, and now we're stuck in hell.
Xander: The radio said no traffic.
Anya: It's a hell radio, of course it said that.

Always cracks me up! One of the funniest lines in the show ;) I think.

lol It was funny when I heard it! :p

[Buff Buff]

Anya playing Life with Dawn and Xander was so hilarious.

Anya: Crap! Look at this. I'm burdened with a husband, and several tiny pink children, and more cash than I can reasonably manage…
Xander: That means you're winning.
Anya: Really?
Xander: Yes. Cash equals good.
Anya: Oh! I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the children for more cash?

[Jules]

I love Anya's Body speech. It's so heartbreaking. It's the most memorable of all the things she's ever said in my opinion.

[Starlet]

I couldn't not choose the first one. It was amazing- the best quote on "The Body".
I went with five too because it was really funny. I couldn't stop laughing!
I also love the dialogue between Anya and Spike in "Where the wild things are":

ANYA: Spike! What are you doing? You made me yell really high.
SPIKE: Hey! Yeah, I did. I scared you. Gimme money.
ANYA: I'm not paying you for scaring me.
SPIKE: You're not paying me. I'm robbing you.
ANYA: Oh, well now that's just ludicrous. You can't hurt me because you've got that chip in your brain. Also, I like my money the way it is - when it's mine.

This one is also so cool:
Anya: What a day. Give me a beer.
Bartender: ID. ID.
Anya: I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: Give me a Coke.

[disco biscuit]

"Finesse? I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom!"

[x Queen cordy x]

these are some awesome quotes i love anya

[Hello Cutie]

Definitely number 5.

[caitaintdead]

Well I picked number one because it's heartbreakingly more human spirit then someone that's been human for ages. And number 5 because it's hilarious. Anya's definitely at her best with her quotes when she's upset and angry!

[Keanoite]

I picked 5 because it is so wonderfully Anya in every way.

[Giants Rule 04]

ANYA: Spike! What are you doing? You made me yell really high.
SPIKE: Hey! Yeah, I did. I scared you. Gimme money.
ANYA: I'm not paying you for scaring me.
SPIKE: You're not paying me. I'm robbing you.
ANYA: Oh, well now that's just ludicrous. You can't hurt me because you've got that chip in your brain. Also, I like my money the way it is - when it's mine.


Wow, I'm actually watching that episode right now. Another great Anya quote from that one:

(talking to Xander)
Anya: "We don't have anything in common, except for both of us liking your penis...and now we don't even have that!"

[palabravampiress]

Anya's awesome. I can't pick a favorite quote.

I LOVE her speech in the Body, but the "Life" quote cracks me up every single time.

As for this one:

"Xander? If you ever decide to go, I want a warning. You know, big flashing red lights, and-and-and one of those clocks that counts down like a bomb in a movie? And there's a whole bunch of-of colored wires, and I'm not sure which is the right one to cut, but I guess the green one, and then at the last second 'No! The red one!' and then click, it stops, with three-tenths of a second left, and you don't leave. Like that, okay?" - Anya, BTVS "Triangle"

This one strikes me as terribly terribly sad. It breaks my heart. I mean, he didn't give her a warning. She specifically asked for a warning and, instead, he let it simmer. Stupid Xander. He should have given Anya a warning.

[Dancing man]

I love quote three, its so funny.

[Entiel]

what about anya's speech in The Gift?the ending "here to help,wanna live" always makes me laugh

[Cangel]

I voted no5, it's just SO Anya.
I think it represents her the best because it's the funniest. And though the other, heart breaking ones might've been just that, heart-breaking, I'll always see Anya as the strangely funny one.

[willow23]

"It's likely we're going very fast."

That whole exchange in Triangle with Willow is so funny. I always though Jane Espenson wrote the best Anya lines.

[The Ferg]

S5: Checkpoint:
Buffy- "We have two very powerful witches and a 1000 year old ex-demon."
Anya- "Willow's a demon!"

S5: The Body:
Anya- "Xander decided it was the wall's fault."
(It was one of those cry-laughs you know? Ok... nevermind)

[Natasha1988]

I Picked Five But I must Say Everything Anya Says Cracks Me Up

[littlewilly]

i said 5. but i would have picked

''you're still upset about your freinds?, that was hours ago, get over it...'' --(anya to xander in(i think) yoko or primeval)

[The Kinslayer]

Anya´s great. And even though I love the first one I picked nr. 5. I´d rather be smiling.

A few quotes that springs to mind:

Anya: I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why are you talking to me?
Anya: [sighs] I don't have a date for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh, I wonder why not? It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch.
Anya: Men are evil. Will you go with me?



"I like you. You're funny and you're nicely shaped. And frankly, it's ridiculous to have these interlocking bodies and not... interlock. Please remove your clothing now."



"Why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?!" (Completely caught me off guard)



ANYA: That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. (talks to the chicken foot) 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.'

WILLOW: (frowns) Anya, I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.

ANYA: There's nothing wrong with my idea anyway. I've been very good for this store. (frowns) If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.

GILES: (insulted) I say, that's an exaggeration.

WILLOW: Anya, you've helped out a lot, but I have too.

ANYA: (opening another jar) Yes, I forgot about all the vigorous sitting around.

XANDER: Anya, you can back off a little. You get paid. Willow's doing this on her own time.

Willow smiles and nods triumphantly.

ANYA: (with a fake smile) I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine.

[InsaneMystic]

Wow, 1 and 5 are close-contested, and I easily see why. Number five just got a slight ahead from me. :wink:

I also love the second one posted by Starlet above:
This one is also so cool:
Anya: What a day. Give me a beer.
Bartender: ID. ID.
Anya: I’m 1120 years old. Just give me a frickin’ beer!
Bartender: ID.
Anya: Give me a Coke.
As I said in my rep line for Starlet, one of the (probably way to few) quotes that German dubbing did full justice to. :cheering: Then again, the facial expressions on both Emma and the barkeep are priceless, anyway.

[Gilesau]

Number 1 always brings a tear to my eye. Poor Anya, tries so hard to understand the human world.

[Fake Shemp]

everything she says is fantastic but i had to vote for the body speech cause its kinda how ive felt at one time in my life.... get the how but not the why and its great to come from her perspective on the whole death thing.



"Hey you! Have a nice day!"

[InLoveWithBuffy]

5 is best quote for me. But it doesn't work for me

[Fake Shemp]

i liked when anya and willow did the spell in season 7 (selfless?) and Anya said it got a little bit gay

oooh and when taras in hospital and anya says she'll sleep with willow

[littlewilly]

Ok, these ones are from Entropy.

Anya talking to Tara and Willow:

Anya: ''You're lesbians, so the hating of men should come in handy, lets talk about Xander''
and
Anya: ''God, what kind of lesbians are you? you love men so much GO LOVE MEN''

And this bit when Xander goes to see Anya for first time after the leaving her at the wedding, and Anya(nka) wants to hurt Xander.

Anya: ''I wish you had testicles where your beady eyes should be.... I wish your intestines were tied in knots and ripped apart inside your lousy gut''
Xander: ''They are''
Anya: ''Really?''
Xander nods
Anya: ''Right now? does it hurt?''
Xander: ''God yes, hurts so bad its killing me Anya, i love you i wanna make this wo''
Anya:(butting in annoyed) ''Those are metaphor intestines, youre not in any real pain''
Then she storms out

[itsxpaperdoll]

Hey, I missed this one: "I, Anya, promise to cherish you...Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, I promise...to have sex with you whenever *I* want, and, uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle..." That was deffo the best. To be honest, I can't remember which one I actualy voted for..
edit: Number 5 (:

[Fake Shemp]

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Anya- " what does leeee mean?"
"it means i love you"
Anya- "I leeeee you too"

wait that never happend, damn my sister and her weird language and saying leeeeeeeeeee instead of i love you

[GATEGOD]

"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
Anya- " what does leeee mean?"
"it means i love you"
Anya- "I leeeee you too"

wait that never happend, damn my sister and her weird language and saying leeeeeeeeeee instead of i love you

*Pokes your eye out* There! Now you are closer to Xander!

[Fake Shemp]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need a parrot now..

[pernilleborup]

I picked number 1 because it shows that just because Anya doesn't get a lot of things, it doesn't mean she isn't human and have no emotions. She was just as everybody else, but didn't know how to deal with it.

And number 5. I am in love with that quote. I have it on my cellphone .D

[charmingslayer]

For the poll Q1 but for my real favorite L'edMAO qoutes like

1.Tabula Rasa:
I Never Know What You're Talking About
Rue...Shay...Brolly...What The Hell Is All That?

And

2.Check Point:
B-We Have 2 Strong Witches
And A 1200 Year Old Ex-Demon.
Anya-WILLOWS A DEMON!!!

[luckystar]

some funny quotes here but had to mention my favourite
again this caught me of guard willow " you know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend" anya " yes weve enjoyyed spanking" lol oh and one more " all you care about is lots of orgams" shes so funny :lmao: