Best Willow Quotes

[wiccianslayer]

I wanna know what Are your fave anya quotes out of this list so please vote for your favorites it's multiple choice soooooo

1)
I'm a blood-sucking fiend! Just look at my outfit!

2)
You remember, you fail math, you flunk out of school, you end up being the guy at the pizza place that sweeps the floor and says, 'Hey, kids, where's the cool parties this weekend?' We've been through this.



The last 6 shall be decided by you post a couple of your faves.

[GATEGOD]

A little long.. but one of my favorites.


WILLOW (as Warren): I killed her.

KENNEDY: You mean him?

WILLOW (as Warren): Her, him? You know what I mean.

KENNEDY: You said her.

WILLOW (as Warren): No, that was Warren.

KENNEDY: No, no it wasn't. You said I was there. Who did you kill, Willow?

WILLOW: It was your fault, slut.

WILLOW (as Warren): You tricked me. Got me to forget.

KENNEDY: Tara....

WILLOW (as Warren): Shut up!

WILLOW: (crying) Shut up! You do not get to say her name. Offering it up to whoever's there. Tricking me into kissing you. (emerging a bit) I didn't?I didn't mean... what I'm saying, I?I can't make? (pleading) Kennedy, I can't hold on... he's winning.

KENNEDY: No...

WILLOW: I'm being punished. I k?I kissed you just?just for a second, but it was enough. I let her go. I didn't mean to.

KENNEDY: Kissing me didn't mean th?

WILLOW: No, she was never gone. She was with me. We should have been forever, and I? I let her be dead. She's really dead. And I killed her.

KENNEDY: Willow, no.

WILLOW: Please, baby, I'm so sorry.

WILLOW (as Warren): Come back. I'm sorry. I'm sorry! Come back... (sobs)

KENNEDY: Willow, I don't think you did anything wrong. This is just magic. And I think I'm figuring the whole magic thing out. It's just like fairy tales. (leans in for a kiss)

WILLOW (as Warren): (recoils) What are you doing?

KENNEDY: Bringing you back to life.

[Kemy]

Oh so many to choose.

The one above, her conversation with Tara at the end of New Moon Rising, most of her Vampire/Evil lines, plenty from Something Blue.

"You know Buffy, sweet girl, not that bright?"

Willow "Everyone's gettin' spanked but me."
Buffy "Huh?"
Willow "Nothing."

The famous "doodle" line :lmao:

"I'm eating this Banana, lunch time be damned."

Willow "I wish Buffy was here."
Buffy "I'm here."
Willow "I wish I had a million Dollars...just checking."

[ILLYRIAN]

When Willow was petending to be the vampire her, in Doppelgangland, just before she went into the Bronze; 'ooh, look at them'

[UlaGan]

I just love her saying: "Slippery Weasel".. :)

WILLOW: Mom, I'm not an age group. I'm me. Willow group.

[Wanabee-slayer]

"She likes cheese. I mean it's not the way to her heart but Buffy? She likes cheese."

or...

"If you hurt, I'll beat you to death with a shovel." (off Riley's look) "A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend."

or...

" You two are the two who are the two. I'm the other one".

[Elithustra]

There are so many to choose from! I mean... I could be fanatical and say that everything Willow said was great to me, and it partially was, but some of my favourites include -

1. Aren't you naturally sort of buff, Buff? *cute giggle* Hmm, Buff Buff.

2. Maybe I'll have my minions take you out back and kill you horribly

3. Not during the day...but you could ask him for coffee some night. It's the non-relationship drink of choice. It's not a date, it's a caffeinated beverage.

4. I've been trying to get a lock on your astral signature, but I accidentaly teleported a Norwegian truck-driver and two marmosets before I finally found you."

[Rowan Hawthorn]

4. I've been trying to get a lock on your astral signature, but I accidentaly teleported a Norwegian truck-driver and two marmosets before I finally found you."

...and I would have given my eye-teeth to see Alyson Hannigan playing the scene where that happened...

[Joyce Summers]

I love the famous 'Doodle' line, teehee. That one is definitely a classic.

I also love:

'Do you see any goats around? No! Because I sacrificed them!' and in the same scene 'Fill me with your black naughty evil'

And I love the way Alyson delivers this line with the little wry expression in Buffy vs Dracula:

'A good Sunnydale rule of thumb? Avoid white-skinned men wearing capes'

[Vicariously]

"Bored now"

I used to say that all the time!

[Elithustra]

:lmao: Bored now! Any goats?!

Classics!

[Buff Buff]

I LOVED Willow's whole exchange with her mom in Gingerbread...I know, she was sort of the parent who was totally uninvolved, but I would've loved to see her in more episodes...oh, and I wish they'd shown Oz having dinner at their house. Can you imagine the awkwardness?

[Senior Watcher]

my favorite quote would have to be from Doppelgängland when willow says, "That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil. And skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay!"

[Jules]

Willow was hilarious pretending to be Vamp Willow. She just has too many memorable quotes to pick from. I love:

''Okay. Oxygen becoming an issue.''

''It's really nice that you guys missed me. Say, you all didn't happen to do a bunch of drugs, did ya.''

[Elithustra]

The best moments of Seeing Red, also some of the best Willow/Tara quotes!

Willow: Mmm, I forgot how good this could feel. Us. Together. Without the magic.
Tara: There was plenty of magic.

Tara: These things take time. We'll figure it out.
Willow: Sure. We'll decipher codes, foil evil schemes...
Tara: Finally get out of bed...
Willow: I was with you up until there.

Tara: Maybe we can cross-reference them with the county clerk's office.
Willow: Would that involve getting up?
Tara: [smiling] Eventually.
Willow: Then I'm coming out firmly against it.
Tara: [mock-frowning] What about the Trio's evil scheme?
Willow: [grinning] Well, I'm kinda busy working on my own.

[TabulaRasa]

Simple but so funny.

Willow: To hell with Giles!
Giles: I can hear you Willow!

[tillow]

I picked 1 but my ultimate favourite quote is "Prince of Night, I summon you! Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!"

[The Ferg]

Haha, I was just about to make this thread! Anyway my favorite Willow quote wasn't even a quote. It was an action. In Doppelgangland whe she waves at Oz. God that was hilarious! Anyway, my favorite Willow quote was:

Willow- I wish Buffy was her.
Buffy- (Walks in door) I'm here
Willow- I wish I had a million dollars. (Anya gives her a weird look) Just checking.