Best Cordelia Quotes

[wiccianslayer]

I wanna know what Are your fave Cordelia quotes out of this list so please vote for your favorites it's multiple choice soooooo

1)
Spike's a hero and you're CEO of Hell Incorporated. What freaking bizzaro world did I wake up in?!

2)
Hello, salty goodness.

3)
This is Angel. Oh no, I can't do anything fun tonight... I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them... Oh by the way I'm thinking of snapping on Friday.






The last 5 shall be decided by you post a couple of your faves.

[VisionGuy]

A lot of my favorite quotes come from the BtVS Video Game:

1. Buffy, Cordelia, and Xander at The Bronze looking at some skank flirt with a guy.
Cordelia: Just look at that tramp. Some of my sources, they tell me that skanky Heather there was thowing herself at Steve Phillips one of the hunkier lionbackers after football practice yesterday. Shocking coincidence, it just so happens Steve hasn't been heard from since. Now here she is working her tight end on one of our tight ends. You know what I think? I think she's some vampire slut on a mission to destroy the few remaining hotties of Sunnydale High. She must be stopped! Sic' her Buffy!

2. At the Library.
Buffy
Cordelia: Okay, Angel's got the dark broody thing going on but he's so pale and depressing. It wouldn't kill him to go outside and maybe get some sun.... okay that would kill him.

3. At the Library.
Buffy When dating a vampire, the evil always gets in the way.
Cordelia: Hello but duh!
Buffy: Thank you for that eloquent and comforting sentiment.

[x Queen cordy x]

cordy quotes!!! love this thread lol

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heres a fave


cordelia to doyle your smarter than you look...of course you look like a retard

[Lily]

Cordy to Giles in 'Killed by Death': "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass."
still makes me giggle, and it sums up Cordy on BtVS perfectly!

[Cangel]

One of my favourites is
'And look how it brings out my breasts! You know you were all thinking it!'
But Cordy really has the best quotes EVER. Like, remember when Buffy could hear everyone's thoughts and Cordy was just saying exactly what she was thinking?

[Fake Shemp]

"Who gave you permission to exist?"

[littlewilly]

When she says to Doyle 'you look like a retard'(Rm W/A Vu)

[The Kinslayer]

“I’m not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one. Back off Polygrip!! You think you're bad? All mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy. Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass outta this place, cuz lady.... the Bitch is back.”

"She killed him! She Killed him! Oops, my bad! That's just dust I forgot to sweep under the rug"

Let's face it, unless there is a website called "www.ohbythewaywehavedarlastashedhere.com" we're pretty much out of luck.

Angel: Keep looking.
Cordelia: And my sister is living in unit 319.
Angel: You don't have a sister.
CordeliaCordelia: Sure I do... my older, way older, like 400 years old, blonde sister. Darla. No last name. I've been desperately trying to find her cause mom and dad are in the coma. Sue the property manager was very helpful. She even cried.

"I'm from Sunnydale. We have our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and I you know I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding!"

"Well, evil just compounds evil, doesn't it? First, I'm sentenced to a computer tutorial on Saturday. Now I have to read some computer book. There are books on computers? Isn't the point of computers to replace books?"

"As vampires go, you´re pretty cuddly."

"Angel Investigations: we help the hopeless!"

And for some reason I really like this last one. Can´t tell you why, and I don´t expect anybody to understand.

"Circle. Angry. Kill, kill, kill! Go to church already."

[Primal Slayer]

Cordy and her great honesty. They never should have killed her.

[littlewilly]

“I’m not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy.



Watched this 2 nights ago, Rm wa Vu, hilarious.
Awww Cordy, i ued to hate you, then liked you, then hated, now, i like you again.