You as a Vamp?

[Kana]

Ok then, ladies, gents and demons. Let your imagination run wild.

What would you be like a vampire in your opinion. Let's look at it under these categories (although the discussion is in no limited to these at all.)

1. Master or Minion

Would you take orders or would you be a master vampire with minions of your own? Or simply a rogue loner.

2. Acts of Evil

What would be your trade mark. Take over the world? Maybe be a vampire entrepreneur? Torture people etc.


3. Take on a Slayer?

Would you be bold enough?

4. Get a soul?

Would you get a soul voluntarily do you think? And why?

5. Cursed?

If you were cursed with a soul how would you handle it?

For me?

1. Master or Minion

I'd perhaps start off as a minion and grow in understanding of vampirism but as soon as the going got tough I'd betray my master (like Mr Trick) and go solo. After that I'd be a rogue or perhaps maybe have a vamp lover but I'd keep the ranks small and maybe only use minions much later on when I was a few hundred years old but even then it would be on a temporary basis. I'd spend most of my time alone.

2. Acts of Evil

I'd be creative with death. I doubt I'd be as sadistic as Angelus but I'd make it into an art of some sort, making it purposeful. Aside from that, flights of hedonism.

3. Take on a Slayer?

Nope, I'd avoid them. I would want to live a long time as a vamp so being staked a week after I'd been turned wouldn't be the best plan.

4. Get a soul?

Not voluntarily. After killing for years, it wouldn't be nice to remember that with a conscience. I would also wouldn't change for love (in real life too). If I turned my back on killing, it would be because I personally believed in it, not because I'm trying to be who I think someone wants me to be.

5. Cursed?

I'd most likely go crazy with the guilties but if someone approached me to fight the good fight, perhaps I could be pursuaded...

[Keanoite]

First off great thread idea!

Without a conscience I honestly think I would be a sadistic bitca. Kind of a worrying thought actually.

Master or Minion

I would definietly be a Master. I don't take orders well. I tend to be the person taking charge of situations so more than likely I would kill anyone who tried to cross me.

Acts of Evil
I'm with Kana I think I would try an make it as artful and meaningful as I could. Also I'm fairly sure I would be on a total ego trip and try and make it something so outrageous and disturbing that I would go down in infamy.

Take on a Slayer
I think I probably would if I was confident that I could take her down. I'd more than likely study them for awhile and way up would it be worth the risk. I definitely wouldn't take Buffy on.

Get a Soul
Absolutely not! What decent creature of the night would want to inflict that on themselves. I'd probably try and find a way to make sure I NEVER got a soul, like maybe destroying any magics relating to re-ensoulment!

Cursed
I'd go insane with the guilt. That is one emotion I cannot handle. Turns my stomach in knots. I don't know if I would have lasted as long as Angel knowing what I had done.

[littlewilly]

I dont think i would be a Master or Minion, i think i'd run with a small gang of select Vamps.

But evil acts. Yes. Probably some pure evil and some general terrorizing of the towns folk.

I'd also HAVE to search for and fight slayers, got to become a legendary dark warrior.

As for souls and curses, well, i wouldnt bother with that type of stuff.

[Cangel]

1. Master or Minion

I think my quest for power would make me play all my advanteges to subjugate as many as possible. Though I'd feel more confident if I had maybe one vampire equal to me, powerwise.

2. Acts of Evil

I would probably see killing as some sort of a job and try to fulfill like a certain quotas of deaths per night, making a name for myself.

3. Take on a Slayer?

Nope, not directly. Maybe if I could barbiturate her or something, to gain total control, but not much with the risk.

4. Get a soul?

Probably not. I mean, if I'm the evilest vampire bitca there is, successful, the misstress of thousands, why would I want a soul?

5. Cursed?

I would try my best to get rid of it again.

[Joyce Summers]

1. Master or Minion

I like to be my own boss and hate orders, so probably Master but no matter what I'd never be a minion. Maybe I'd do the safety in numbers thing, just hanging with a gang of vamps, because to be honest if I tried to be a Master vampire I'd probably end up like Harmony. For shame. Haha

2. Acts of Evil

I think I'm low on the evilometer because I can't think of anything. I'd probably one of those vampires who kill of all their ties to their life- friends, family etc. Totally evil I know, but they'd SO hold me back to the side of good. Haha. I'd have to turn my husband though. That counts as an act of Evil right? We could then try to be the next Angelus and Darla (Not Spike and Dru because I'm insane but not THAT insane...). Yeah, we'd be vamps with ambition. Haha!

3. Take on a Slayer?

Not straight away. That'd be just dumb. But I don't think I'd be able to resist after a while. I mean, I'd wanna know if I could take her, but I think I'd be a little afraid too. So I'd do the whole preparation thing, come up with some master plan...which would most likely fail but hey, points for effort.

4. Get a soul?

Nah. Did you SEE what Spike went through to get his? I'll pass thanks. And I'd stay away from any gypsy girls.

5. Cursed?

Mourn for a long time about all the Evil I'd done, but eventually I'd have a sort of Spike outlook and go 'What's done is done. All I can do is try to make up for it now'. Which I would do...but if there was a Xander-esque person constantly calling me 'Dead Girl' my patience would be very tested, pushed...and close to ending.

[Bangelxx]

WOW great idea!:D

1. Master or Minion
I would NOT take orders, but neither would I be a leader. I'd probably have a bunch of vamp-friends lol!

2. Acts of Evil
I would mess with their minds, and probably torture the people that I hated when I was still a human.

3. Take on a Slayer?
I actually might, but not right away. I'd read up on them, and try and learn her weaknesses before I'd take her on.

4. Get a soul?
I doubt it. like Joyce said, what spike went through!? no thanks!

5. Cursed
I would try and figure out all the ways of getting rid of the curse

[white avenger]

Master Or Minion--Neither. I would be a lone hunter, both feared and loved wherever I go because of my...

Acts Of Evil--Which would be feeding off of lawyers and career politicians, which would lead to my---

Taking On A Slayer--As my partner in the battle against rogue lawmakers. Because of my devilish good looks and irresistible charm, everyone who saw my Slayer and I together would advise us to--

Get A Room--uh--Soul

My Curse--Would be an eternal cycle of slaying and shagging, slaying and shagging...It's a rough un-life, but somebody's gotta do it.

[LittleMissLikesToFight]

1. Master or Minion

I would definitely be alone. I think id work better that way.

2. Acts of Evil
Id be the one who seduces men into bed and then after kills them. Wow thats harsh haha but if i were a vamp, id want to be a sexy but deadly one.



3. Take on a Slayer? Two words: Hell and yes. Id love to be in the "books" for it. And maybe be able to come across Spike and talk about our glorious slayer slayings.

4. Get a soul?

no way!! Being a vamp would be awesome! who wants to be good and tortured?
5. Cursed?

If you were cursed with a soul how would you handle it?

Um... i think i might go insane and try to cut it out of me or something.

Gee im really like graphic with the violence and the sex... but if im going to be a vamp im going ALL IN.

[Hello Cutie]

1. Master or Minion

Not a master exactly, but not a loner either. Just me and a partner or two, with maybe a couple of minions. So not a big bad Master-like master, more a Spike-like boss :)

2. Acts of Evil

Definitely just having fun... reckless abandon, vampire-style. Bodies everywhere, blood everywhere, lots of parties- you'd definitely know where I'd been!


3. Take on a Slayer?

Hey, it'd be a challenge right?? And especially if someone dared me- I'm not the type to back down to a challenge... then again I'm not the type to lose either.

4. Get a soul?

Hell no. It's so much more fun to be evil without feeling remorse for it... but then I'm wondering how well my soul actually works in the first place...

5. Cursed?

I'd probably go mental at first... but then I'd deal, maybe even ignore it and try and carry on- to a lesser extent. I mean, like I said before, how well does my soul really work anyway??

[InsaneMystic]

1. Master or Minion
Loner, from grave to stake. No doubt about that.

2. Acts of evil
Stalk and watch, for weeks, before grabbing my new plaything. Collecting mementos of my victims. And most definitely the chained-to-a-wall living bloodbank routine. (I'd be one of the "sensibles", I guess...)

3. Take on a Slayer
Most definitely not, though I'd probably obsess on becoming a repository of knowledge about the Slayers to rival the COW.

4. Get a soul
Really depend on how much is left of "me". I might actually be one to walk that stony path out of my own decision.

5. Cursed
That's quite "Been there, done that" for me, I've had my Angel years. Religion is my answer in life, it would probably be my answer in unlife, too.

[Crazy Flakes]

Fun thread!

1. Master or Minion
Neither. I'd want to go alone, or perhaps go with a smaller group where I'd be more of a comrade than a "minion."

2. Acts of Evil
Hmm...I'd want it to be poetic and artistic, as evil as that sounds. I'd think of something once I got there.

3. Take on a Slayer?
Once I was older, stronger, and more confident, alright. But as a newborn? Uh, no thanks!

4. Get a soul?
No way! Like others have said, after what Spike went through? I don't think I'd want bugs crawling up my nose...yuck! Maybe I would under the right circumstances, like Spike did, but definitely not just for the sake of having one!

5. Cursed?
Well, I'd like to be cursed early, before I did anything truly, disgustingly evil. But if I'd done everything Angelus had, I'd be a wreck. I feel guilty very, very easily, and it'd be incredibly difficult for me to even start to pull myself together. I think I'd react the same way Spike did in the beginning of season 7...I'd lock myself in a basement and go crazy.

[StuckinTraffic]

1. Master or Minion

I'd probably be a rogue loner, but if that didn't work out, then I'd have to be the Master. I don't share very well!

2. Acts of Evil

First order of business, turn two and the rest are food. Then ruling the world, of course. On the way to that point, there'd be a lot of crucifying my enemies.

3. Take on a Slayer?

See the 'crucifying my enemies' comment above.

4. Get a soul?

Um....no.

5. Cursed?

If I was curse with a soul, I'd probably spend at least 3 weeks moaning in a basement....and then I'd be fine.

[palabravampiress]

1. Master or Minion:
I think I'd have human minions in the form of a publishing company. My attitude in life is live and let live... but eating doesn't count cuz dude, you gotta eat. Also, I don't so much care when people die. Darfur, for instance? Don't care. I did my research, found out that every super power from Egypt to England has tried to stop the fighting there, and realized that it's not gonna work because it's a climate/resources issue at heart, so it's not really any of our business. Rwanda? Glad the U.S. stayed out. Don't feel guilty at all. Iraq? I think we should have stayed out - not so much because I care about Iraq, but because I care about our own self-interest and because I also believe in national sovereignty and don't think we had any right to interfere in the first place. Basically, I'm very selfish and interested in what makes the most logical sense for me as a human, so I don't really see myself being all that different as a vampire. I have libertarian world view that I'd like to promote and I'm a writer, so I think I'd use my vampirism to meet worldly goals rather than to try to take over the world or anything like that. So maybe I'd run an evil mega corporation like Harlequin Books, but I wouldn't be into the whole destroy-the-world scene. Basically, I'm kind of like a mix of a Vulcan and season 2 Spike: Like a Vulcan, I'm very rational; like Spike, I like the world and I'll only fight to protect myself and maybe the person I love. Or for fun. Or for food.

2. Acts of Evil

Vampire entrepreneur and criminal (for the money; I don’t need no stinking crypt). When I killed, it would be quick and to the point. Nothing flashy. Very utilitarian. Kind of like I am currently with food. I eat to live. That’s it. I don’t really care too much about what the food is.


3. Take on a Slayer?

Not unless one crossed my path. I'd probably train for it just in case, but I'd avoid slayers and focus on my evil publishing company.


4. Get a soul?

No. I'm not entirely sure I have one now, so I'm not sure I'd want to go and get a new one.


5. Cursed?

I'm not entirely sure what a soul is. Guilt is an unfamiliar emotion for me. I have a very bad memory and I'm not really in-touch-with-emotions gal, so I can't honestly remember the last time I felt guilty about something. Mostly, I don't commit crimes because I'm afraid of getting caught, not because I'd be tortured with guilt if I were a criminal of some sort. If I was cursed, I think I'd probably go as crazy as Drusilla due to emotional overload. After that, I don't think I'd be much use to either side. I'd still eat, though. I'm sorry, but eating people as a vampire is no more wrong than eating beef as a human. You're just doing as nature commands.


Basically, my goal would be to live for as long as possible. That's about it.

[Tru Mackney]

1. Master or Minion

I'd be a master! I'd be in control all the time and NEVER lose!

2. Acts of Evil

I'd be like Jigsaw! Lol! "Would you like to play a game?"

3. Take on a Slayer?

Hell yeah! I'd win too! Lol!

4. Get a soul?

Nope! I think I'd wanna be bad!

5. Cursed?

I'd most likely go crazy...er...

[The Kinslayer]

1. Master or Minion
I think I´ll start of as a minion but by the time I get an order I don´t like (which problably be pretty fast) I´ll walk away and be a loner for some time. No one tells me what to do! Maybe I´ll find a bunch of loser vampires I can be master to. If I don´t I just sire someone. But as time goes by I´ll start thinking I´m the greatest there ever was, and starting to build an empire. One day I will own the world! But it will take some time. Rome wasn´t built in a day.


2. Acts of Evil
First I´d concentrate on brats. God, I hate these people. Stuck up people who thinks they´re better than others. (Pretty ironic that´s exactly how I´ll turn out to be as a vamp.) But I´m not picky. I´ll kill who ever. It´s fun, at least the first hundred years.


3. Take on a Slayer?
Not at first, but as I kill people week in week out I´ll probably get bored. And who doesn´t want to be famous? And since I´m the greatest (in my mind) , I can´t let anyone else get the glory, now can I? Of course I´ll kill a slayer or ten before I´ll get dusted.

4. Get a soul?
No way. This is far better. Do whatever and don´t care is great. I get sick just thinking of how I acted as human.

5. Cursed?
Get a soul and have the conscience I used to have? I´ll kill myself in a second if I only have the guts to do it. I probably won´t so I´ll spend eternity as low as it gets, unless I can work up the courage to spend a few seconds in the sun.

[Dancing man]

Nice thread topic I think this a lot in my head like stories etc but im always good.

Ok then, ladies, gents and demons. Let your imagination run wild.

What would you be like a vampire in your opinion. Let's look at it under these categories (although the discussion is in no limited to these at all.)

1. Master or Minion

Not really any I would operate alone or with a victim I sire but no more!

2. Acts of Evil

I would probally stalk and torutue pretty girls. Dont know why I just think it would be something I would do. Id kill all my friends and old bullies for revenge and to cut my ties.


3. Take on a Slayer?

No im not stupid nothing to be gained apart from bragging rights, but she trys to stop me she will die.

4. Get a soul?

As a person I would love to be a vampire with a soul but theres no reason why my deamon would or none I could predict.

5. Cursed?

I would seek redemption ( I know how boring?)

Oh and I wouldnt be stupid like in tv shows I would use guns to kill slayers! Why sweat when you dont have to?

[InLoveWithBuffy]

1. Master or Minion

Alone, always. Even if it would be harder, still


2. Acts of Evil


Torturing, cutting, drinking blood from suffering opponent, burning, anything with sadistic entertaiments involved.

3. Take on a Slayer?

If i will ever met her, she will die(i will die if slayer is buffy)

4. Get a soul?

Of course. I would hate myself if i wouldn't be able to love Kristine anymore

5. Cursed?

Of course. I deserve it

[LorneyTunes]

1. Master or Minion

Master , maybe start my own vamp club

2. Acts of Evil

leave dead bodies in peoples cars for a big suprise

poke peoples left eye out and cut off one of there legs
and nail parrots to their shoulders everyones a Pirate x

( dunno where that came from )


3. Take on a Slayer?

nah i wouldn't want to die again now ??
I want to watch passions

4. Get a soul?

if i got bored with all the maiming

5. Cursed?

probably badly , i would go insane like Drusilla

[Superstar]

What would you be like a vampire in your opinion.
1. Master or Minion
Rogue. I've never been good at following orders, don't see that changing anytime soon.
I sucked at it when I tried to follow.

2. Acts of Evil
Muchmany with evil delight. I'd make Angelus look like a beginner. My .sig isn't just for laughs.

3. Take on a Slayer?
Why would I want to? They're like weeds. Let some other schmuck get their jollies that way.

4. Get a soul?
It could be argued that I no longer have one now. I'm certainly not missing it.

5. Cursed?
No more marriage for me. So no, not cursed.
Fool me once shame on me. Fool me twice, shame on you. Third time? Outta shame to give out.

[Fake Shemp]

Master or Minion
Neither, rebel without a pause or something like that, lol, id go where there's no slayers, or demon hunters or at least try to stay a stakes breath away from them, tho id sire my own playmate.... or playmates but we'd bee equals... sometimes maybe not

Acts of Evil
try to make things look like an accident... and keep it to a minimum... im sure id get by on cherry flavored pez

Take on a Slayer
id love to sire a slayer but rather keep away

Get a Soul
whats a soul anyway.... i might go fishing sometime

Cursed
no keep your curses away!

[Blondie Bear]

If being a vampire brings out all of your worst qualities, I'd be a scathingly sarcastic hedonist. Maybe not the evilest person around, but definitely not fun. And a loner. I have a leader personality, which means I wouldn't be a good minion, but I don't like people much, so I wouldn't be a master, either. Probably wouldn't take on a Slayer; not on purpose, anyway.

[littlewilly]

Basically, id be Season 2 Spike, with Uzi's.

[Buffanator]

Heh.

1. Master or Minion -Would you take orders or would you be a master vampire with minions of your own? Or simply a rogue loner. I would definitely be a "rogue loner" - so I could go where I wanted; do what I wanted, etc. Never like "bowing" to another, and it's too hard to be master, since minions are always so stupid! :D

2. Acts of Evil -What would be your trade mark. Take over the world? Maybe be a vampire entrepreneur? Torture people etc. I would make friends with very rich people, then when they invited me in, have them for a snack & live in their house & play with all their toys... til I got bored... then I'd go find some other rich bitch to eat. :evil:


3. Take on a Slayer? Would you be bold enough? Nah, I think I'd stay away from Slayers. kinda on-purpose like, ya know? They don't call'm "SLAYERS" for nothing!

4. Get a soul? Would you get a soul voluntarily do you think? And why? I wouldn't get a soul voluntarily. If I'm gonna be evil, I'm gonna be pure evil. More fun that way.

5. Cursed? If you were cursed with a soul how would you handle it? I wouldn't be like Angel! - to hell with "helping the helpless" & trying to atone & all that bullspit... I'd rather be a VVS - "VIGILANTE Vampire with a Soul". I would only kill & eat the really BAD people. Murderers, drug dealers, rapists, thieves, tax evaders, OPEC officials, etc. Man... I'd clean house at Wolfram & Hart... SMORGASBORD! ;) :lmao:

Edit:

Basically, id be Season 2 Spike, with Uzi's.

HEH!HEH!HEH! - "Uh-oh, vampire with a gun!" :D :D :D

[NightBird]

1. Master or Minion

Minion at first, I'd look for a mentor in the vampy arts and then when when I felt I could strike out on my own I would and start with my mentor.

I wouldn't leave the person who taught me all I know alive, as he/she would know what to use against me.

2. Acts of Evil

I don't think I'd commit any grand evil acts, such as opening the hell mouth or other ways of ending the world.
I think i'd be an undead merc taking any and all jobs.

As far as killing, i'd have an efficient approach to death, quick and clean as often as possible. No let-me-tell-you-my-evil-scheme-while your-all-tied-up-resulting-in-you-foiling-my-plans-upon-your-flashy-and-over-the-top-mistake.

3. Take on a Slayer?

I wouldn't want to be dust on the coffee table but i'd more than likely end up taking on a slayer as i'd 'know' (and by 'know', I mean the type of knowing thats based on my opinion.) that I could take the slayer.

4. Get a soul?

Nope, it would get in the way of my fang merc career.

5. Cursed?

I would feel very guilty but I doubt that i'd break down as the fact that I didn't have a soul while killing would help ease the guilt enough to function.

[MSchett]

great thread idea
1. Master or Minion

Id definately have to a lone wolf.

2. Acts of Evil

Id be the scourge of North America killing everyone in my path ;)

3. Take on a Slayer?

Id kill a bunch of Buffys slayer army and id definately have to find one with a leather coat to take after i kill them (gotta be like spike)

4. Get a soul?

Id have to be cursed with a soul like angel cuz id be to much of a bad a** vamp and everyone would fear me

5. Cursed?

Id try to lose my soul to become the evil vamp i was meant to be :)

[littlewilly]

Whats with all the lone wolfs in here? dontcha want a cool *fanged four* TYPE GANG?

[MSchett]

Whats with all the lone wolfs in here? dontcha want a cool *fanged four* TYPE GANG?

gangs always tend to go bad group members get turned evil(or good if ur already evil) also betrayal is always a possibility with groups

[Fake Shemp]

yeah sure have a playmate but a big gang, i wouldn't wanna deal with any chain of command sort thing... or having to look after everyone like some big fanged happy family.... being evil i don't think it'd work.

But i don't think i'd be alone forever or sire a lot of people and then just leave them to get on with being a vampire.