Season 1 quotes.

[SC7 Fan]

(inspired by Greetings thread on season 2)

I've recently been watching season 1 lately and I was wondering, what's your favourite season 1 quotes?
Mine are;

Buffy: It's my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all of my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair! I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus. And I don't care.
Giles: Then why are you here?
Buffy: To tell you that... I don't care, which... I don't, and... have now told you, so... bye.

Buffy: What do you want?
Angel: The same thing you do.
Buffy: Okay. What do I want?
Angel: To kill them. To kill them all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect, but you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of Turtle Wax.

Willow: He stole my Barbie. [Buffy looks confused] Oh, we were five.

Luke: [onstage at The Bronze] Ladies and gentlemen... there is no cause for alarm. Actually, there is cause for alarm. It just won’t do any good.

Xander: First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.

Xander: It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

The Master: "And one of the brethren shall go out hunting the night before and get himself killed, because he couldn't wait to finish his job before he ate." Oh, wait... that's not written anywhere.

Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. 'Course, you'll have to kill him.

Buffy: My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I ... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating,' I meant to write 'bulgy' ...
Angel: Buffy ...
Buffy: And 'A' doesn't even stand for 'Angel' for that matter, it stands for ... 'Achmed,' a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all ...
Angel: Your mother moved your diary when she came in to straighten up. I watched her from the closet. I didn't read it, I swear.

[Bluebird]

Xander has some great lines in season 1

Xander: So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?
Buffy: Xander!
Xander: I mean, how'd the laying go last night. No, I don't mean that either.


Xander: I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away.

Xander: Research Boy comes through with the knowledge!

Buffy: This means that whatever's out there still needs a healthy, intelligent brain.
Xander: In other words, I'm safe.


Xander: Buffy, come on. Wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book.
Buffy: What, saving my life, getting slashed in the ribs?
Xander: Duh!

Xander: For I am Xander, King of Cretins. May all lesser cretins bow before me.

[LorneyTunes]

"That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"Syder

"So many body parts, so few bullets. Let's begin with the kneecaps. No fun dancing without them."Darla

"You have fruit punch mouth" Buffy

"Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good." Buffy

"Well, I guess it could be worse. I could have gangrene on my face." Xander

"Ooo! Hello, salty goodness! Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him.."Cordy

[SC7 Fan]

That quote by Buffy is from season 2 - When She Was Bad.

[Fake Shemp]

"who gave you permission to exist?"

that cracks me majorly up and i couldn't stop laughing last time i watched it with my sis just starting the show (she's watching 'Ted' right now and she thinks he has to be a demon, awwww)

[MozYa]

One of mine is probably a conversation between Cordy and Buffy in 'Welcome to the Hellmouth'

Cordelia: The Bronze. It's the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it's still the scene. It's in the bad part of town.

Buffy: Where's that?

Cordelia: About a half a block from the good part of town.

[charmingslayer]

Buffy: You so amped about hell...Go there

and this one always cracks me up

i don't remember what everything else before this line is but this is the part that cracks me up i think this is it how it goes

Giles:"The world is doomed"this line i remember was also in the series finale

[MozYa]

Got another after watching 'Welcome to the Hellmouth' with a friend last night.

Xander: I kinda had a problem with the math.
Willow: Uh, which part?
Xander: The math. Can you help me out tonight, pleeeease, be my study buddy?
Willow: Well, what's in it for me?
Xander: A shiny nickel?

[Gwen]

I just watched 'Out of Mind, Out of Sight' and I really like Cordelia's little speech:

"People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like the time I sort of ran over this girl with my bike, and it was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it all about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing!"

Charisma's delivery was great. I also like the following line from the pilot:

"God! What is your childhood trauma?"

[Fake Shemp]

Xander Harris: We're right behind you, only further back.

Willow Rosenberg: Yeah, you're the Slayer, and we're, like, the Slayerettes.


Both from 'Witch' (like you didnt already know, lol)

[spikelover]

my favorites have to be...

Xander: [to Buffy] Can I have you? Duh... heh-heh... can I help you?

Buffy: [holds a shiny black outfit up to the mirror] Hi! I'm an enormous slut! [holds up a blue floral dress] Hello! Would you like a copy of 'The Watchtower'?

Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say... I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.

Xander: So, what's the plan? We saddle up, right?
Buffy: There's no 'we', okay? I'm the Slayer, and you're not.
Xander: I knew you'd throw that back in my face.

and thats just the first two epis!! :]

[Angel's _Bud]

Buffy: Who are you?
Angel: Let's just say... I'm a friend.
Buffy: Yeah, well, maybe I don't want a friend.
Angel: I didn't say I was yours.

One of my favorite quotes also xD.

[myzteriouz]

Just started to watch Buffy all over again (this will be 2nd time around)...Thank God my memory is so bad that eventhou I watched it the 1st time only like 3 months ago, I can barely remember anything, so it's like watching things for the 1st time! :P

So far I'm only up to "The Witch", but my fav so far is Xander's " I laugh in the face of danger, and then I hide until it goes away" :D

[untouched]

Of course Buffy has always had great quotes and you already have said some of them but I still wanna add one moment in Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight that really makes me laugh:

Cordelia: Buffy, I, uh, I, I know we've had our differences, with you being so weird and all, and hanging out with these total losers... Well, anyway, despite all of that, I know that you share this feeling that we have for each other, deep down...

Willow: Nausea?

Cordelia: Somebody is after me! They just tried to kill Ms. Miller? Uh, she was helping me with my homework. And Mitch! And Harmony?! This is all about me! Me, me, me!

Xander: Wow! For once she's right!

Buffy: So you've come to *me* for help.

Cordelia: Because you're always around when all this weird stuff is happening. And I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons... I was kind of hoping you were in a gang.

L0L

[Fake Shemp]

Buffy - Loser (to the master) LOL

[Natalie]

Buffy: "I think I speak for everyone when I say, HUH!?"
Just the way she says it makes me laugh aswell as her facial expression. Hehe.

& I can't be sure about this one, but I think it was Cordelia who says this after Buffy 'attacks' her.
"what was your childhood trauma?"

I think theres one quote which I can't remember, right at the beginning of the season, when Buffys talking about been normal, getting way from fighting evil, and she mentions that she may get a dog. Can anyone remind me? :)

[buffbot23]

I may have skipped over it but from Prophecy Girl...
Master: You're dead
Buffy: I may be dead, but I'm still pretty.

[hannahfngrl26]

Favorite season one quote, hm.....tough.
Okay after a long and painful deliberation I am going to have to go with

Angel: I just wanted to see if you were okay. And your mother.

Buffy: We're both good. You?

Angel: If I can go a little while without getting shot or stabbed I'll be all right. Look, this can't...

Buffy: ...ever be anything. I know. For one thing, you're, like, two hundred and twenty-four years older than I am.

Angel: I just gotta... I gotta walk away from this.

[ItMustBeBunnies]

Buffy and Xander in I Robot You Jane:

Xander: I mean, sure he says he's a high schoolstudent, but I can say I'm a high school student.
Buffy: You are.
Xander: Okay, but I can also say that I'm an elderly Dutch woman. Get me? I mean, who's to say I'm not if I'm in the elderly Dutch chat room?
Buffy:I get your point.....I get your point. Oh, this guy could be anybody. He could be weird, or crazy, or old, or... He could be a circus freak. He's probably a circus freak!
Xander: Yeah. I mean, we read about it all the time. Y'know, people meet on the 'Net, they talk, they get together, have dinner, a show,horrible ax murder.
Buffy: Willow ax murdered by a circus freak... Okay, okay, what do we do?.....What are we doing? Xander, you get me started! We are totally overreacting!
Xander: But it's fun, isn't it?

[pernilleborup]

Welcome to Hellmouth

Angel: Ah, heh. Is there a problem, ma'am?
Buffy: Yeah, there's a problem. Why are you following me?
Angel: I know what you're thinking. Don't worry, I don't bite.


The harvest

Angel: Don't... go down there.
Buffy: Deal with my going.
Angel: You shouldn't be putting yourself at risk. Tonight is the Harvest. Unless you can prevent it, the Master walks.
Buffy: Well, if this Harvest thing is such a suckfest why don't you stop it?
Angel: 'Cause I'm afraid.

Buffy: I don't suppose you've got a key on you?
Angel: They really don't like me dropping in.
Buffy: Why not?
Angel: They really don't like me.

Propehcy girl

Xander: You were looking at my neck.
Angel: What?
Xander: You were checking out my neck! I saw that!
Angel: No, I wasn't!
Xander: Just keep your distance, pal.
Angel: I wasn't looking at your neck!
Xander: I told you to eat before we left

Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping that I wouldn't have to. That there was... some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit!
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the Master from taking over!
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: The signs? READ ME THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.

[DrusillaRox]

Ok these ones -

Cordy: Vamp nail polish
Buffy: Um, over?
Cordy: So over. James Spader
Buffy: He needs to call me
Cordy: Frappaccinos.
Buffy: Trendy, but tasty
Cordy: John Tesh
Buffy: The devil
Cordy: That was pretty much a gimme but...you passed!


and also

Buffy: Gee, could you vague that up for me?

[atticus]

Giles: You know, I don’t recall ever seeing you here before.
Cordelia: Oh, no. I have a life.

Cordelia: "Don 't you have an elsewhere to be?"

Willow: "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool , or witty... or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, ...and then I have to go away. ...

[BASBritt]

Cordelia: I don't want to interrupt your downward mobility, but...

Xander: It could be worse... I could have gangreen on my face.

[Five]

Welcome to Hellmouth
Buffy: They say how he's gonna kill me? Do you think it'll hurt? Don't touch me! Were you even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping that I wouldn't have to. That there was... some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit!
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple! I quit! I resign, I-I'm fired, you can find someone else to stop the Master from taking over!
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: The signs? READ ME THE SIGNS! TELL ME MY FORTUNE! YOU'RE SO USEFUL SITTING HERE WITH ALL YOUR BOOKS! YOU'RE REALLY A LOTTA HELP!
Giles: No, I don't suppose I am.
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do you know about this? You're never gonna die!
Angel: You think I want anything to happen to you? Do you think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember? Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.

I was going to retranscript that. Now I don't need too. Thanks! Special up to "Giles, I'm 16 years old. I-I don't wanna die.".

Ooh, and "Pay attention !" : I thought it was so relevant of Buffy's character in some way.