Never-Ending Story

[Allycat]

It's very simple, we're making a story, you can post one sentence of this story per post, let's just see how far it takes us. (If you feel that finishing the sentence is too hard, you can also stop half way and put up a "..." so the other can finish the sentence for you.) Remember, this will make no sense at all ... I'll start

Once upon a time, there was a ...

[Lilah]

owl whose job was to protect the slayer from the hellmouth ...

[Jacklyn]

Everyday, the owl wondered why this was his job, as it was a hard job, and not one an owl was usually required to do.

[Allycat]

Then he decided to go and see the wise Wizzard of Oz.

[The First Evil]

Everyone knew that the wiz was really a demon that had recently taken Broadway by storm in Andrew Lloyd Webbers adaptation of 'The Shining' originally penned by Stephen King ....

[Allycat]

but the owl, in it's animal stupidity didn't, so he went to broadway to see the Wizz!

[Billy_Blood]

And when it got there, the whiz sucked the owls memories to get knowledge of the slayer.

[The First Evil]

The owls memories cascaded through the mind of the wiz, creating that outer body experience... so much knowledge so little time but why the invasion of the little owls mind? Why?

[Allycat]

Because now that the Wizz knew about the slayer, he could kill her and rule the underworld, just like he ruled Broadway!

[Lilah]

He was prepared to take down anything what got in his way!

[slyrmom]

The Wiz stuck out his thumb to hitch a ride to Sunnydale, California, and was soon picked up by a preacher in an old pick-up
truck.

[Allycat]

In the bag of the car was a huge pile of bodies, and since they smelled really bad, the Wizz asked the driver: "...

[Billy_Blood]

"Can I take these with me to tortue the slayer with?"

[Allycat]

"No" said the strange preast "I need them to feed my Ubervampires .... I mean my flesh eating plants."

[Billy_Blood]

Realizing that the man was up to no good, the whiz sucked his memories and found out that...

[Allycat]

the preacher was in fact a part time coroner, so he had killed an innocent!

[Wills]

Now the wiz almost felt bad about that, but then he remembered that he was evil and just skipped merrily down the road to Sunnydale

[Billy_Blood]

When he got there, he saw a little girl playing, grabbed her by the neck, and ate her

[Wills]

This time he didn't even care that he had killed an innocent, he figured he was on his way to be come the baddest wiz there ever was.

[Billy_Blood]

And afterwards, he headed for the slayer's home, until he realized he didn't know where it was

[Wills]

However upon spending a few hours in the town of Sunnydale he realized all he had to do was follow the vampires and other demons and they would lead him to her

[Allycat]

But the Sun was still up and he had to wait for another hour or so before they would wake up, so he decided to go shopping.

[Billy_Blood]

And while he was there he got the cutest blouse that was 50% off at Sears.

[Allycat]

And it even was in his favourite color: pink!

[Dizzy]

He put on his new pink shirt and went looking for matching shoes.

[Billy_Blood]

When who should he find at the gardening department buying gardening stakes but the slayer herself Buffy Summers.

[Allycat]

He followed her closely as she bought a shevel and then he went after her toward the ice-salloon!

[slyrmom]

In his pocket he had a glowing green gem that would make slayers and Kryptonians weak and helpless.

[DXY]

(Ignore if too crap)
Unfortunately his parents never told him of his Kryptonian heritage so as he took the gem in his excited little mitts........

[slyrmom]

...he started to get all green and glowy, which attracted the attention of the Slayer.

[Billy_Blood]

So she walked up to him and said, "You look sick. You should go see a doctor."

[Allycat]

He was all confused now and went along with the Slayer.

[Billy_Blood]

Here let's just see what we have so far:

Once upon a time, there was a owl whose job was to protect the slayer from the hellmouth. Everyday, the owl wondered why this was his job, as it was a hard job, and not one an owl was usually required to do. Then he decided to go and see the wise Wizzard of Oz.

Everyone knew that the wiz was really a demon that had recently taken Broadway by storm in Andrew Lloyd Webbers adaptation of 'The Shining' originally penned by Stephen King but the owl, in it's animal stupidity didn't, so he went to broadway to see the Wizz! And when it got there, the whiz sucked the owls memories to get knowledge of the slayer. The owls memories cascaded through the mind of the wiz, creating that outer body experience... so much knowledge so little time but why the invasion of the little owls mind? Why?

Because now that the Wizz knew about the slayer, he could kill her and rule the underworld, just like he ruled Broadway! He was prepared to take down anything what got in his way! The Wiz stuck out his thumb to hitch a ride to Sunnydale, California, and was soon picked up by a preacher in an old pick-up
truck.

In the bag of the car was a huge pile of bodies, and since they smelled really bad, the Wizz asked the driver: "Can I take these with me to tortue the slayer with?" "No" said the strange preast "I need them to feed my Ubervampires .... I mean my flesh eating plants." Realizing that the man was up to no good, the whiz sucked his memories and found out that the preacher was in fact a part time coroner, so he had killed an innocent!

Now the wiz almost felt bad about that, but then he remembered that he was evil and just skipped merrily down the road to Sunnydale. When he got there, he saw a little girl playing, grabbed her by the neck, and ate her. This time he didn't even care that he had killed an innocent, he figured he was on his way to be come the baddest wiz there ever was.

And afterwards, he headed for the slayer's home, until he realized he didn't know where it was. However upon spending a few hours in the town of Sunnydale he realized all he had to do was follow the vampires and other demons and they would lead him to her. But the Sun was still up and he had to wait for another hour or so before they would wake up, so he decided to go shopping.

And while he was there he got the cutest blouse that was 50% off at Sears. And it even was in his favourite color: pink! He put on his new pink shirt and went looking for matching shoes.

When who should he find at the gardening department buying gardening stakes but the slayer herself Buffy Summers. He followed her closely as she bought a shevel and then he went after her toward the ice-salloon! In his pocket he had a glowing green gem that would make slayers and Kryptonians weak and helpless.

Unfortunately his parents never told him of his Kryptonian heritage so as he took the gem in his excited little mitts he started to get all green and glowy, which attracted the attention of the Slayer. So she walked up to him and said, "You look sick. You should go see a doctor." He was all confused now and went along with the Slayer.

Now to add my piece to the tale:

But little did the Whiz know that Buffy was actually leading him into a trap.

[Allycat]

Because the so-called docter was in fact, none other then 'Doc' aka Spike!

[Billy_Blood]

When they went inside the office, the whiz got a little suspicious since it was a crypt.

[Smackmydolphin]

So, on his way into the crypt, so called office, he saw a large bed, wandering why that was there, he asked buffy..."..."

[Allycat]

"Why is does the doc, have a bed in his office, that looks like a crypt?"

[Billy_Blood]

And Buffy replied with a swiff punch in the face that knocked him out.

[slyrmom]

When he woke up, he was tied to a chair with Spike, Buffy and Willow all staring at him.

[Allycat]

"What happened, hey I'm tied up, and my head hurts ... you cubber me down, you're not a real docter are you?"

[Billy_Blood]

"No you Idiot," Spike answered.

[slyrmom]

"Willow here planted an idea over the internet that green glowy rocks could weaken Slayers, to help draw my enemies out." Buffy said.

[slayer007]

"Curses!" the owl said, as he struggled to get loose from the chair.

[Billy_Blood]

And than Buffy gasped, wondering the whiz had just turned into the owl.

[slayer007]

But then she realized that her owl, the protector, was the evil Wizz all along!

[slyrmom]

"Harry Potter's owl would never betray him!" she quipped. "I WOULD end up with his evil cousin!"

[Billy_Blood]

So grabbing her stake she aimed for the owl's heart until Giles ran in and shouted...

[slyrmom]

"The Owl/Wiz is actually an innocent person under the influence of an evil spirit!"

[Allycat]

So they tied him to a chair and made him watch Oprah Winfrey re-runs for a whole day, hoping that this would cast the evil spirit out!

[slyrmom]

It seemed to be working, but it was not quite enough, so they found a Love Boat marathon on Deja Vu.

[Billy_Blood]

Finally the spirit had no more, so it moved into the slayer's body.

[slayerangel]

By then, the spirit was obsessed with Oprah, so it...

[slyrmom]

...used Buffy's body to call Oprah's show to get on an episode titled, "Women Who are Obsessed With Vampires."

[Billy_Blood]

And when she went there, Angel and Spike started throwing chairs at each other, so they had to go next door to Jerry Springer...

[slayerangel]

...who doesn't allow vamps on the show (cuz there might be some biting).

[slyrmom]

Meanwhile, Willow discovered, through the strange patterns swirled in her peanut butter and jelly sandwich, that Buffy was possessed and being controlled by the Wiz!

[Allycat]

So, she called her friend Fred from LA, but instead of saving Buffy, they had some steeming ...

[slyrmom]

...hot Mochachino from Starbucks.

[DáNió]

Fred helped

[slyrmom]

But not enough so Willow sent her back to LA while she made a potion from "The Book of Shadows"to expel and vanquish the Wiz

[Allycat]

When the Wiz understood what she was trying to do he started whining and crying out for mercy.

[slyrmom]

" Then leave Buffy and possess this chimpanzee instead."

[Billy_Blood]

So he was about to, until he got a better idea and possessed Celab.

[slyrmom]

( I assume you meant Caleb, Billy)

The monkey felt hurt and rejected so he trashed Caleb's pick up truck.

[Allycat]

Now Caleb felt bad about his truck and started crying!

[Billy_Blood]

So to feel better he started beating up some women.

[Allycat]

This woman however was called Dawn, she was the Slayer's sister, and this royaly pissed Buffy off.

[slyrmom]

She grabbed a really cool axe that she found, just lying around, and...

[Billy_Blood]

killed Caleb, but in the process also accidently hit Miss Kitty Fantastico...

[Allycat]

Which just pissed of Willow, so she turned Darth Rosenberg!

[Billy_Blood]

But with the power of the magic sycthe, she turns into White-Haired Rosenburg.

[slyrmom]

And shrinks Caleb/Wiz to the size of a pea.

[Billy_Blood]

when the first evil eats him.

[slyrmom]

The End ( I love getting the last word)

Can we start another one...that was fun.

[slyrmom]

OK... I am starting a new one... for this story... throw in charactors from all your favourite t.v. shows, but after their names, put the show they are from in brackets.
eg. Fred( Angel) or Joey( Dawson's Creek)

We'll call it "The TV Blender Mystery" (Unless someone comes up with a Better name)

I'll start it up.

One lovely day in San Fransico, Pheobe(Charmed) found a strange purple gem lying on the street.

[Billy_Blood]

So she went to New York to meet her witch friend Phoebe(Friends)

[Allycat]

This story was never supossed to end, that's the whole point of a Never-Ending Story, but just this once, we'll continue with this one.

Because Phoebe (Charmed) thought Phoebe (Friends) might know what it was for.

[Anita Blake]

But she didn't so now they are at a loss.

[slyrmom]

Pheobe( Charmed) thought for a while until a hooded stranger gave her an odd looking communicator and told her to try N'Pol(Enterprise) because she was a Science Officer. "Don't mind the ears though".

[~angelic slayer~]

(Can't let it end now can I? ;))

N'Pol transported to earth to help but *gasp* found herself not standing by Pheobe, but in Xander's coat pocket!

[Black Eye Guy]

Xander felt something move in his coat pocket, so put his hand in and squished the little man

[~angelic slayer~]

And BOOM, he suddenly found himself and Spike in a shrimp dimention!

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

in this dimension, the shrimp tried to eat them, so they ran to find help.

[~angelic slayer~]

They ran through the shrimp-rings and seafood until they came to a cave, only to find....

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

that buffy had turned into a piece of shrimp!

[~angelic slayer~]

Shocked, Spike began running around the cave madly yelling for help, as Xander gazed at Buffy with a love he had never felt before. ;)