View Full Version : Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer
Billy_Blood
04-26-2003, 10:01 AM
Ok, here's a really fun game I picked up at another message board.
What you do is, one person asks a stupid question about anything to do with the Buffyverse, and a person replies with a stupid answer. Here's an example:
Q: Why do vampires have pointy teeth?
A: Because they don't use their retainers.
After you give the stupid answer, you put another stupid question, and so on and so on.
So to get the game started:
What position do Buffy and Spike take when they get their freak on?
DáNió
04-27-2003, 11:14 AM
eh?? ???
Billy_Blood
04-27-2003, 03:05 PM
what don't you understand?
DáNió
04-27-2003, 04:09 PM
all of it
Billy_Blood
04-27-2003, 10:24 PM
What's to get. I asked a stupid question, What position do Buffy and Spike take when they get their freak on?, now you give a stupid answer to that question.
slayer007
04-28-2003, 01:03 PM
How about you answer the question to give us another idea about what you want and then we can go from there.
Billy_Blood
04-29-2003, 03:55 PM
Ok the answer:
They take the singing position.
Q: Where does Buffy get her stakes?
Angels baby101
04-29-2003, 04:41 PM
from the washer
Why does Buffy kill vampires?
Waylander
04-29-2003, 06:24 PM
because
slayer007
04-30-2003, 12:45 PM
What's the next question?
How about:
Where does Willow get her potions?
Billy_Blood
04-30-2003, 03:44 PM
From the magic shop.
Why don't guns hurt vampires?
Angels baby101
04-30-2003, 04:50 PM
because vamps are gods
Why doesn't Buffy kill spike in season 2?
She was washing her hair!!!
Who do you kill vampies????
Billy_Blood
05-01-2003, 02:35 PM
Because they won't go out with me!
How does Spike manage to keep his hair bleached after months of being imprisoned?
He always has a spare bottle in his pocket
Why is buffy a slayer?
slayer007
05-01-2003, 09:19 PM
Because she doesn't have anything else do.
Why can't Xander get a normal girl?
Angels baby101
05-01-2003, 10:44 PM
because he thinks demons will protect him, and gets confused when they try and hurt him!
Why does Anya describe Oliva as Giles Orgasm friend?
Billy_Blood
05-01-2003, 11:21 PM
Because she is.
Why do the gentlemen explode when you scream?
slyrmom
05-02-2003, 01:17 AM
They aren't into Heavy Metal.
Why do Willow's eyes turn black when she uses powerful magic?
She forgot to take her eye drops!!!
Why did buffy not get a slayer handbook??
Billy_Blood
05-02-2003, 01:59 PM
She didn't apply for one.
What country is Kendra from?
Angels baby101
05-02-2003, 03:03 PM
Washington D.C!!
why are there so many cemetaries in sunnydale?
slayerangel
05-02-2003, 05:53 PM
The citizens die so they could have fun being buried!
Why is Dru crazy?
Angels baby101
05-02-2003, 10:14 PM
she ate an orange
why does angel have a soul?
slayer007
05-03-2003, 12:23 AM
Because he tipped the valet.
Why does Spike have a soul?
Angels baby101
05-03-2003, 06:18 PM
because he drank milk
why is harmony so stupid?
slyrmom
05-03-2003, 07:33 PM
She heard Mensa wanted people with high IQ's so she tried not to learn the rest of the alphabet.
Why are they called the "Scoobies"?
They love the film scobby doo
What happend to the magic box?
Billy_Blood
05-04-2003, 05:29 PM
It turned into a frog.
Why does Anya keep changing her hair?
She fances her hair dresser!!
Why is dawn a key??
Billy_Blood
05-05-2003, 08:13 PM
Because Buffy keeps loxking herself out of the house.
Who is Glory?
Don't ask me how am i meant to know!!!!!!!
What is Angel Investergations?
slayerangel
05-07-2003, 08:22 AM
A fast food restaraunt.
Why did the Initiative plant a chip in Spike's head?
It was raining and they wanted something to do!!!
Why did angel leave Buffy???
DáNió
05-07-2003, 03:43 PM
cause he stupid!
Why did Spike try to rape Buffy?
Frellion
05-07-2003, 07:09 PM
Because he was without Drusilla.
Why did Faith have sex with Principal Wood?
Diminished_9th
05-07-2003, 10:50 PM
Because he was so shiny.
Why did Angel lose his accent, but Spike kept his?
Khaych
05-08-2003, 07:02 AM
So he could keep saying 'Sodding, blimy, shagging, knickers and bullocks' and not sound like a complete idiot.
Why did Willow get the hots for Oz?
Frellion
05-08-2003, 07:05 PM
cos he is so laconically sinister and sly
why did willow get the hots for Frellion?
Angels baby101
05-08-2003, 07:23 PM
Cause she had a moment of insainity
Why did Willow and Oz Break up?
Khaych
05-08-2003, 09:01 PM
Cause she wanted to try missionary for a change, and all she got was doggystyle.
Why did Faith sleep with Buffy's boyfriend?
Billy_Blood
05-10-2003, 07:30 PM
Because she's a cheap slut just like your mom! Tha''s right, your mom!
Why did Faith turn evil?
She got boried of all that good doing's!!!!!!!!!!
Why are Anya and Xander not together anymore?
Billy_Blood
05-16-2003, 05:14 PM
Because they had break-up sex on the cot.
Why did Anya and Spike have sex?
DáNió
05-28-2003, 04:58 PM
Because they were bored
Why did Spike save the world?
Billy_Blood
05-29-2003, 05:39 PM
Because he wanted to get away from Buffy.
Why did Buffy kiss Angel?
DáNió
05-30-2003, 06:14 AM
because she luurvves him
Why did Anya and Xander have sex?
Billy_Blood
06-12-2003, 05:24 PM
Because they are horny freaks?
Why do we keep playing this game?
Anita Blake
06-16-2003, 08:56 AM
Because we are mindless automaton drones, sleep-walking through our government controlled lives, and we have nothing better to do with our time.
Why is Buffy's last name "Summers?"
rain19
06-23-2003, 10:20 PM
Because it's her favorite season.
Why do vampires sleep all day?
FriarTuck
07-02-2003, 04:06 PM
because all of the good things start at night
Why is the town named Sunnydale?
Billy_Blood
07-23-2003, 07:09 PM
Irony. Oh, and its sunny.
Why is Drusilla crazy?
Because when she was little she accidently ate a turtle and it made her crazy for life (lol)
Why is buffy the slayer?
Billy_Blood
07-24-2003, 06:44 PM
Because in every generation a girl is chosen. She alone has the power to fight the vampires, the demons, and the forces of evil. She is the slayer.
Does Giles have any sexual feelings towards Xander.
Rayne
07-25-2003, 02:02 AM
Only of a sadistic nature..."bring out the gimp!"
Who wore the pants in the Buffy/Angel relationship?
Billy_Blood
07-25-2003, 04:22 PM
Neither, they didn't have much use for pants ;)
Why are we letting this stupid thread continue by adding more answers and questions?
Alyson
08-09-2003, 11:59 PM
Because we live in a stupid, stupid world, da, da. (in the funny farm)
Where do we watch buffy?
PegasusMarsters
08-13-2003, 04:03 AM
we watch her in sunnydale... shes always there when I'm watching her:):)
Why did Willow and Tara Get together?
Powerful wicka
08-13-2003, 06:22 AM
Beacause willow's a Junkey
Why is Anya so funny?
PegasusMarsters
08-13-2003, 09:56 AM
because she likes Sex lots
why is anya afraid of bunnies?
Dizzy
08-13-2003, 11:06 AM
Because they are EVIL!!!
Why is Angel a vampire?
Powerful wicka
08-14-2003, 03:12 AM
Cause he drank vamp syrup instead of coke
Why is Giles a stripper?
Dizzy
08-14-2003, 04:47 AM
Cause he loves to take his kit off and the money is better.
Why is Buffy blonde?
Rayne
08-14-2003, 03:15 PM
Cause she wants to have more fun.
Why does Angel do that thing with his hair?
Alyson
08-15-2003, 08:25 AM
because he has ADD.
why is spike a vampire?
Rayne
08-15-2003, 05:40 PM
Because he let the bed bugs bite.
Why does Giles have to clean his glasses so much?
Alyson
08-15-2003, 08:42 PM
because he an't see
why does dawn have brown hair?
Powerful wicka
08-16-2003, 08:43 PM
Cause she put her head in the toilet.lol
Why does buffy fight
Alyson
08-17-2003, 01:02 AM
cause she is angry at u:D
why does angel has his own spin off?
Powerful wicka
08-18-2003, 05:28 AM
Cause he's a poopy head
Why isnt this game over?
Dizzy
08-18-2003, 06:09 AM
Because we all know you love to play it!
Ok, why isn't this game really over??
Powerful wicka
08-19-2003, 02:10 AM
Cause we keep licking those frogs that mak you high.maybe thats just me.lol
Why are there candles?
Rayne
08-19-2003, 11:22 AM
Cause hot wax is kinky!
How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Alyson
08-20-2003, 03:04 AM
okay I'm not catchin but 0-naught-0!
y do we eat?
Rayne
08-20-2003, 06:23 AM
Because we can't scratch the insides of our throats.
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Dizzy
08-20-2003, 06:30 AM
Because you smell!
Why does the sun shine??
Alyson
08-22-2003, 10:16 AM
Because it dosen't.
Y am I n the puter at one in the mourning?
Powerful wicka
08-22-2003, 07:37 PM
Because your bored
Why do i need to pee pee.lol???
Alyson
08-23-2003, 02:44 AM
because you don't need to poo.
Why do we make mistakes?
Munecrow
09-07-2003, 12:58 AM
Because alfalfa sprouts taste better in the rain.
Why aren't oranges fushia?
:D )o(Munecrow)o( :D
Becuase they're blue.
Why isnt the ground in the sky?
Chasity
09-26-2003, 03:07 PM
Because of cloud 9.
Why do pumpkins have faces during Halloween?
Alyson
09-27-2003, 12:15 AM
Because there backs arent turned
Chasity
09-27-2003, 12:35 AM
Why are men colorblind?
Rayne
09-27-2003, 01:39 AM
because they pick their noses with their t shirts
Why do farts smell?
Chasity
09-30-2003, 02:25 PM
Because they contain funk ferries toting tacky butt food.
Why do flies fly?
LazyDolphin
09-30-2003, 03:18 PM
Because they know all the lyrics to "Freebird"
How far is forever?
Chasity
09-30-2003, 03:22 PM
A day away.
How are babies made?
*Lost Angel*
10-05-2003, 09:20 AM
this bird brings you to a door step and leves you there to cry till ur parents open the door :P
Chasity
10-05-2003, 07:25 PM
Why do cats sit in bathroom sinks?
Alyson
10-06-2003, 09:58 AM
Cats sits in the bathroom sinks? when was *I* gonna be informed about this??
They sit in the Sinks to hide from Chasity! What is a nersery Rhyme?
Little miss muffet ate a spider
That sat down beside her...
Can't remember the rest! :(
Why are there 12 months instead of 13?
Alyson
10-06-2003, 11:54 AM
Because 13 is an unlucky number.
What are you looking at at the moment??
My computer screen! (That was an easy one!)
Erm.... Why don't trees talk? I've always wondered that one!
Chasity
10-06-2003, 03:34 PM
A penguin parade boucing around gleefully, while the Safety Dance songs plays in the background.
Why do you drink from a cup?
Cause they don't have holes in them!?
Why do tongues look funny?
Vamp_Somayya
10-06-2003, 03:54 PM
It was written in the prophecies that she wud rip it up.lol
Why did Giles not give Buffy a handbook?
Cos it slipped his mind!
Why is Angel so gorgeous?
slayerpower
10-08-2003, 06:36 PM
Because whoever Darla sires is automatically hot.
What is so tasty about blood?
Chasity
10-08-2003, 08:22 PM
Actually its really not tasty.
Why does Spike look hot humping air? (rayne inspired)
Cos I'm imagining myself in it's place! :) hee hee...
Why am i playing games on forums when i should be studying?
Rayne
10-09-2003, 02:12 PM
Cause who the hell wants to study?!
Why do unicorns have horns?
(btw, elmo, you took my answer...:p)
spike's_bitca
10-09-2003, 02:16 PM
[insert horny joke here]
Why can't alligators move their tongues?
Chasity
10-09-2003, 05:07 PM
Because they were told that if they did, they would turn pink!
Why do policemen carry handcuffs?
Evil Jesus
10-10-2003, 12:04 AM
Because previouse poster wants to use them with her mystery admirer. ;)
How many times am I gonna let spike drag me into the pig pen?
~angelic slayer~
05-13-2006, 10:28 PM
I would guess no more than you already have, as you haven't been "seen" on BB since 2004 ;)
Why do people wear shoes?
Summers Blood
05-14-2006, 05:50 AM
To stop our feet catching colds!
Why do people go to the toilet?
Black Eye Guy
05-14-2006, 06:31 AM
To feed their pet toilet.
Why do people watch T.V.
CrazyMary
05-14-2006, 06:35 AM
Because TVs are dangerous and need to be watched
Why do we post on BB?
~angelic slayer~
05-14-2006, 12:22 PM
Because that's what people do on the world's best message board :shrug:
Why do people eat cheese?
Araminta Tyler
05-14-2006, 01:34 PM
Because if they don't, they lose the ability to burp.
What was Angel's pet name for Buffy?
~angelic slayer~
05-14-2006, 02:42 PM
Buffy IS the pet name
What is Xander's nickname for Angel?
Black Eye Guy
05-14-2006, 02:56 PM
Man who fancies the girl who I fancy, But I actually Fancy the guy who fancies the girls that I fancy, coincidentally the girl who I fancy who is the same girl he fancies fancies the man that I fancy for fancying the girl that I fancy
or
MWFGWIFBIAFGWFGTIF,CGWIFWISGHFFTMTIFFFGTIF for short
Who was Oz?
Darling Faithy
05-14-2006, 03:17 PM
My momma's brothers cousin.
What color is SMG's hair?
CrazyMary
05-14-2006, 03:23 PM
Well that's complicated they're bleached and died with a dozen differents shades of blue and green...that suits her really well !
Where did willow lives?
~angelic slayer~
05-14-2006, 04:06 PM
In a house, last I heard
Why does Buffy have a sister?
CrazyMary
05-14-2006, 04:10 PM
You should ask her parents...
Why is there only two genders?
Black Eye Guy
05-14-2006, 04:16 PM
Because God got bored!
What are the words to the Spell of Resurrection?
Darling Faithy
05-15-2006, 02:31 PM
"holy demon of christ, ressurect this child with ur might, do it now, i summon u, do it now, i call to you." Or in Latin. "ectre alkim fhay hduad lopo dageed justeted jdsas ouli.
Who is the oldest slayer?
Black Eye Guy
05-15-2006, 02:57 PM
Giles is oldest slayer, if the series had continued it would have been revealed!
Black Eye Guy
05-15-2006, 02:57 PM
Giles is oldest slayer, if the series had continued it would have been revealed!
Black Eye Guy
05-15-2006, 05:07 PM
oops I coulda sworn I put in a question!!
Why did Faith Sleep with Xander?
CrazyMary
05-15-2006, 05:09 PM
No way! they played cards! that's what teenagers do, isn't it?
What is giles' nationality?
master kenobi
05-23-2006, 04:39 PM
hes german.
"who was willows boyfriend in season 5?"
Darling Faithy
05-23-2006, 05:11 PM
Hugh Jackman
What was the 2nd slayer's name? (the one who was called right after Buffy died)
CrazyMary
05-23-2006, 05:16 PM
joan of arc
who's andrew's brother?
postmortem
05-24-2006, 03:47 AM
Warren.
What is a slayer?
Darling Faithy
05-24-2006, 02:20 PM
a person that sells ice cream.
Who was Buffy's sister?
postmortem
05-25-2006, 03:27 PM
Giles.
Who was Buffy's first lover?
CrazyMary
05-25-2006, 03:58 PM
Ellen Degeneres
What happenned in 'Hush' ?
Black Eye Guy
05-25-2006, 04:01 PM
Some demons came to town and made everyone talk really loud.
What happened at the end of Chosen?
CrazyMary
05-25-2006, 04:39 PM
Willow is declared the winner in American Idol.Go willow!
Who was the first?
Black Eye Guy
05-25-2006, 05:11 PM
Warren pretending to be something better then he was.
How was the first slayer made?
master kenobi
05-25-2006, 05:15 PM
geneticaly modifide
who was andrew dating?
CrazyMary
05-25-2006, 05:19 PM
hugh grant
what's xander's job?
master kenobi
05-25-2006, 05:20 PM
libarian
what type of animal was glory ?
CrazyMary
05-25-2006, 05:25 PM
she was a marsupilami
who stole willow's doll when they were 5 ?
master kenobi
05-25-2006, 05:28 PM
halfrek
what was angels day time job?
CrazyMary
05-25-2006, 05:33 PM
unemployed person...did you know that vampires were lazzy?I didn't...
Why did buffy and her mom moved to sunnydale?
Darling Faithy
05-25-2006, 08:20 PM
Because Buffy got pregnant, then lost the baby and everyone found out.
What is the hole under the school library called?
Black Eye Guy
05-26-2006, 06:43 AM
El giant gaping hole, filled with monsters That sometimes opens ad tries to swallow the town whole, under the library. But the gang refer to it as "Giles blow hole" as the other name is to long :)
What was Angels curse?
CrazyMary
05-26-2006, 07:04 AM
he needed to brush his teeth 30 times a day
When did angel become a vampire?
Black Eye Guy
05-26-2006, 07:13 AM
3012 But then he was moved back in time, so he could have a cool undead life.
Who was the Master?
CrazyMary
05-26-2006, 07:16 AM
the guy that taught willow how to use computers
where did buffy and xander meet for the first time?
Darling Faithy
05-26-2006, 08:56 AM
On a movie set.
Why did Spike get a soul?
Black Eye Guy
05-26-2006, 09:00 AM
He was bored!
How did he get his soul back?
master kenobi
05-26-2006, 05:52 PM
by blessing chickens
when did buffy and xander start dating?
CrazyMary
05-26-2006, 05:56 PM
in college
who are anya's parents?
Darling Faithy
05-26-2006, 08:44 PM
mr. and mrs. Bunny whiskers.
how old is Dawn?
~angelic slayer~
05-27-2006, 04:13 PM
That would depend on what season we're talking about.
Why did Buffy get drunk in season 4?
Darling Faithy
05-27-2006, 04:29 PM
because she missed oz.(haha)
How did Xander lose an eye?
Black Eye Guy
05-27-2006, 04:43 PM
He bent over and it fell out.
Why did Willow and Tara break up?
CrazyMary
05-28-2006, 05:11 AM
because willow sold all tara's stuff to buy drugs
why did dawn have a crush on RJ?
~angelic slayer~
05-28-2006, 02:14 PM
Because she's a teenager.
Why does Buffy slay vampires?
Black Eye Guy
05-28-2006, 02:17 PM
Because for every one she kills Giles gives her a cookie.
What was the first spell willow ever cast?
Darling Faithy
05-28-2006, 03:07 PM
the spell to make leperchauns fly out of brownies.
How did Buffy die the second time?
CrazyMary
05-28-2006, 03:33 PM
she was sooo bored...
who's parker?
~angelic slayer~
05-28-2006, 03:43 PM
A boy.
Who's Willow?
CrazyMary
05-28-2006, 03:57 PM
spike's puppy
When did willow meet oz?
master kenobi
05-28-2006, 04:43 PM
in kindergarden with a yellow crayon
who was anyas best friend when she was little in kindergarden?
CrazyMary
05-28-2006, 04:47 PM
alain delon
what did xander do to anya at their wedding?
Darling Faithy
05-28-2006, 06:14 PM
He cut off all her hair.
Why is Kennedy attracted to Willow.
~angelic slayer~
05-28-2006, 06:54 PM
...do I really need to say more? (http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d45/BabblingBard/13a642f2.jpg)
Why did Xander leave Anya? ???
postmortem
05-29-2006, 04:35 AM
He fell in love with Giles instead.
Why did Angel leave Sunnydale?
Black Eye Guy
05-29-2006, 05:29 AM
It was too sunny.
Why did faith turn bad?
postmortem
05-29-2006, 10:07 AM
She felt like it.
Why did Giles leave Jenny?
Darling Faithy
06-01-2006, 03:17 PM
To rid the world of vampires., and girls.
how old was buffy when she was chosen?
~angelic slayer~
06-07-2006, 06:44 PM
The same age as most slayers are when they're chosen :D
Why did Buffy beat up the gentlemen?
master kenobi
06-08-2006, 04:52 PM
they were trying to pull her hair
why does spike drink blood?
Black Eye Guy
06-08-2006, 06:50 PM
He has a powerful addiction, He tried going to BA (Bloodacholics Anonymous) but he couldn't stay.
Why did Tara leave Willow?
postmortem
06-09-2006, 12:24 PM
She fell in love with Xander?
Why did Oz leave Sunnydale?
master kenobi
06-09-2006, 05:42 PM
because he fancys angel
who was harmony dating?
Black Eye Guy
06-09-2006, 05:46 PM
Everyone, she was pretty easy.
What did The first slayer say Buffys gift was?
sk8rj04
06-09-2006, 05:49 PM
meatloaf.
What did Willow call Xander in 'Something Blue' to cause demons to come after him?
master kenobi
06-09-2006, 05:51 PM
a kitten delivery boy
what job does giles have?
~angelic slayer~
01-02-2007, 02:45 AM
One that makes him money, I would assume.
Why did Buffy end after seven seasons?
zombie.apparatus
01-02-2007, 03:47 AM
because an evil ninja penguin kidnapped Joss Whedon and therefore the show could not continue
why do humans not have tails?
~angelic slayer~
01-02-2007, 12:29 PM
Because they won't fit in our pants.
Why is the sky blue?
Darling Faithy
01-02-2007, 06:19 PM
because monkeys eat potatoes.
Why is hair called hair?
freakydorky
01-03-2007, 10:29 AM
because arm was already taken
where do babies come from?
zombie.apparatus
01-03-2007, 11:02 AM
erm... well trolls use their hammers and crack open a watermelon.. and then wollah.. baby :D... babies come from the watermelon seeds and grow inside like a cocoon... how they are made... erm.. the vines twine in and out of each other.. mhm
why am i obessesed with sporks?
The Chosen
01-03-2007, 08:45 PM
Because spatuknives haven't been invented yet...
What is my favorite color?
freakydorky
01-04-2007, 06:07 PM
pencil
why is pink for girls and blue for boys?
The Chosen
01-05-2007, 06:40 PM
Because a long time ago a magical midget named "Glorificus" came by, beat the crap out of the guy in charge, a body builder named Princess, and took over all of the beautifullest colors.
Is Dawn smart?
freakydorky
01-06-2007, 03:42 PM
lol....as far as stupid questions go, that WAS the stupidest... of course she wasn't smart you silly silly girl!
What's Spike's real full name?
Randy Giles
01-06-2007, 05:33 PM
Spike Me Hard
What is X-Men about?
Bored of the Dead
01-06-2007, 05:42 PM
X-Men is the story of a group of women who used to be men...the X-Men.
Why am I the greatest 'Bored of the Dead' ever to exist?
freakydorky
01-06-2007, 05:44 PM
(Lame Botd, You totally got there first...)
Because you're the only
What is X-Files about
Bored of the Dead
01-06-2007, 05:50 PM
BoTD is faster than me
Indeed:)
The X-Files are files that no longer exist but one man believes they do so tries to find them in his office of endless draws and cabinets.
It's actually quite a moving story:)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Randy Giles
01-06-2007, 05:53 PM
Because they're dumb shits and think the other side is better.
What is a comic book?
The Chosen
01-06-2007, 07:54 PM
It's a monthly story of Michael Jackson's life.
smart you silly silly girl!
I'M A GUY! Lol.
Hm...why did Tara get all ketchupy in Seeing Red?
Randy Giles
01-06-2007, 07:55 PM
She ate too many french fries. What a cow.
What's a vengeance demon?
~angelic slayer~
01-07-2007, 10:06 AM
*looks around suspiciously....* shhhhh don't tell! (http://www.strategyplanet.com/evilgenius/images/furby.jpg)
Who is Clem?
Randy Giles
01-07-2007, 11:39 AM
An anorexic fish.
Who is Angel?
freakydorky
01-07-2007, 12:11 PM
the real answer is already ironic, so i dont know how I could do better. I mean really devil-spawn named Angel?
What is a Buffy?
Bored of the Dead
01-07-2007, 01:58 PM
A Gay Strong-Man
What was the central theme to Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Randy Giles
01-07-2007, 03:07 PM
A female body builder enjoys the beauty of nature.
What was the spin-off of Buffy about?
The Chosen
01-08-2007, 06:55 PM
This girl named Angel who dreams about being a Fergaliscious superstar!
How come there wasn't a finale to Buffy?! I can't find it!
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:07 PM
Because it was cancelled after six episodes.
What was Faith like? (Besides majorly hot)
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 07:12 PM
A total drama queen.
It almost became a joke how she reacted when she was stabbed. Man, it was nothing more than a fancy butter knife!!
Why did Giles, at one time, wish to be a grocer?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:16 PM
Because he had a crush on the troll, Olaf, who frequented the store.
Why didn't Willow become a lesbian?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 07:19 PM
Because she LOVED tha Cocque;)
What took Xanders eye out?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:25 PM
Caleb's cocque.
Why did Caleb dress like a priest?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:26 PM
Caleb's cocque.
Why did Caleb dress like a priest?
Edit:
HOLY SHIT what happened?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 07:29 PM
He dressed like a priest because his Maids Outfit was still at the dry cleaners because he was unwilling to pay the bill.
What is a Slayer?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:35 PM
Well, it's a combined word actually. Slay and Layer. She slays different types of demons, collectively called "layers". The ones she encounters the most are bricklayers (they come from Greece and they just won't stop building things!) and high school jocks who try laying all the girls in town. The Slayer's duty is to kill them.
What's a Hellmouth?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 07:37 PM
It's the tool a prostitute has at her disposal.
You have to be very quick when you use it because if it closes on you, it hurts like...well, Hell:)
Why did Buffy go to Sunnydale?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:50 PM
She was in desperate need of a tan.
What's an Apocalypse?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 07:51 PM
It's a funky dance from the 80's. You could only do it to Cheesy British Pop songs and it involved a naked conga line:)
Where have all the cowboys gone?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 07:55 PM
To a little place called Brokeback.
Why was Spike called Spike?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 08:02 PM
Because when killing his victims, he likes to get naked, then aroused then 'Spike' them with his member...it's rather scary at first but very satisfying eventually:)
Where does Faith keep her loose change?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 08:04 PM
In her "cave".
Who was Buffy in love with during the first three seasons?
The Chosen
01-08-2007, 08:05 PM
Glory's butthole.
What is a werewolf?
Randy Giles
01-08-2007, 08:06 PM
A person who wears wolf fur.
What was Willow?
Bored of the Dead
01-08-2007, 08:06 PM
She was in love with me. But you can't fault her, I am amazing and I have my own Magic Bone:)
EDIT: Willow was the name of Anyas seepage after Plastic Surgery on her Bosom.
What is the name of Buffy's School?
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