Would you rather?

[Chasity]

This is a fun question "thing" I like to play with my buds. Its called Would you rather....? You have to ask two different things and the person you ask has to answer which one they would rather do.

Example: Would you rather drink poo juice or would you rather smell like poo juice for a week?

or

Would you rather eat alive slimy worms or crunchy rolly polly's?

You guys try! :D

[Rayne]

You twisted little woman you! I was going to do the one glowing thing so I guess I will now but first...
I'd rather smell like the poo juice thank you very much...blegh!
Hard to say on the last one considering the insistant gag reflux that has taken over but I think the little pill bugs. They are smaller and probably have a less sickening texture.

Ok, you're walking down the street and you get really turned on by this guy/girl you see. Would you rather that when you got turned on that your crotch glowed so brightly that the glowing can be seen reguardless of what you do to hide it or would you rather it sang "Lets get it on" so loud that it also could not be masked by anything? So, glowig or singing...

[Chasity]

ohhh, I love this one! I would rather have glowing crotch. I could at least explain it as.........I'm just a really happy person down there! Besides nobody could stand my really horrible singing voice.

[Rayne]

Hehehehehe...I agree with the glowing. It would be really cool in the dark...
I actually meant that an actual song would come from your crotch. Imagine how that would have been in the parking garage at your work if that perv had one of THOSE special gifts! Hehehe!

Ok, this is stupid but I don't wanna think too much right now so, if you were "messing around" with a guy/girl and someone walked in would you rather it was your mother or your father to see the spectacle?

[rene]

id rather have the singing
how about accidently drinking pee
or
getting peed on

[Chasity]

Well I have a festish for being peed on so, I would rather be peed on...........and as for being walked in on, I have-by my father so........

[Rayne]

So, just your feet or other parts too? LOL!
Would you rather suck on a fungus infested toe or lick the inside of a homless dogs infected ear?

[carlyh]

Eww this is disgusting!!! I think i would rather lick the ear ewww.

Would you rather have lice up or downstairs scurrying away?

[Soulgasm]

up stairs....all the way...

this is the weirdest thread...this is the last time i will ever post that...

i'd rather have a glowing crotch...that way...on a dark night....all i have to do is keep a chick close buy to have a light...plus a glow in the dark wang is always cool in the bedroom...

[Rayne]

Would you rather chew on lyposuctioned fat or drink the sweat of 100 construction workers?

[Lee]

Chew on lyposuctioned fat! (so gross!)
Would you rather, eat cow manuer or french kiss a homeless man! lol!

[Rayne]

I think I'd french the homeless guy. I have known some homeless people that were pretty hot! ;)

Would you rather wear hot pink spandex bike pants everywhere for two weeks straight or take your chances jumping in front of a bus... :p

[DáNió]

Id go for Hot Pink Spandex Bike Pants

Would you rather eat a cockroach or eat a scorpion?

[Rayne]

Um...can I just french the homeless guy again?

[Lee]

Rayne, I meant an OLD homeless guy, damn, should have put that now!
Grrr Arghh!

[LazyDolphin]

Gotta go for the cockroach. I'd be too worried about the scorpion stinging the inside of my mouth. Could I get some bar-b-que sauce to go with that?

Would you rather give an important speach to Congress (or parliament) naked OR lick between every one of Steve Buscemi's toes?

[Kindred]

I'd love it if my crotch glowed, especially if everyone knew what it ment, because then they'd think about how i was arroused, then think about what makes them arroused, then they'd be arroused. It's how the thought process works. Everyone would be arroused and happy!

Ok, would you rather go back to wearing diapers all the time, or have a pee bag ?(whats that called? when you have a back attached that holds all your fecal matter?)

--Kindred

[FiveByFiveB]

diapers are the best because they're cushiony; nobody likes to sit on their ass all day especially on them dang school chairs.:D

[Chasity]

diapers, you could totally hide that and I would rather eat a cockroach, wear hot pink spandex!

[DXY]

Would you rather chop off your hand or your friend's??he's not too close a friend either......

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by DXY
Would you rather chop off your hand or your friend's??he's not too close a friend either......

My friends! I'm not big on dismemberment, but if it's gonna happen I'd prefer it happen to body parts that aren't mine. :)
I think this would apply to close friends as well. I can't think of anybody for whom I'd give up my hand to save theirs. Especially if there's no morphine involved!

[Allycat]

my friends, agree with Lazy Dolphin, wouldn't give it for anyway else's.

[Chasity]

I don't think licking between Steve's toes would be that bad..I could do it-with my eyes closed.

I would also pick dismemberment of a friend under the circumstances you referenced.

Would you rather wear wet underwear or wet socks?

[angel-babez01]

Lol.You people are wacked!I would rather eat some french fries and wash them down with a slurpy, thanks for the offer tho!

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by Chasity
Would you rather wear wet underwear or wet socks?

Socks! Wet underwear leads to chafing, and therein lies madness

[carlyh]

Would you rather swim in pool full of sweage or a pool full of hospital waste? (And by swim i mean ducking your heading under)

[DáNió]

A Swimming Pool full of Sweage...


(this is a nice one) Would you rather have sex with Angel in a Pig Sty or have sex with Spike in a Pig Sty?
i know wich one i'd choose and it begins with A...

[Allycat]

I think .... euhm, though one, Spike, as he doesn't turn into this evil vamp guy!

[Chasity]

I would totally "pig" out on Angel!

[Vamp_Somayya]

um....wat if ur friend's a robot? hey, it cud happen!

[rene]

this thread is sooo silly

[Zander8472]

This thread isn't silly its sick and horrible! did you read the first page? disgusting.


only reason I say that is cause I didn't post here yet.

[rene]

i know- i love it but its so gross! lol

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by ~*Angel's_Girl*~
(this is a nice one) Would you rather have sex with Angel in a Pig Sty or have sex with Spike in a Pig Sty?

Wooo! Who can choose? I mean, either way I get to have sex with a dead man in a pig sty! It's win/win!

[Rayne]

I would do Spike on the BACK of a pig, in a pool of sewage, wearing wet underwear, while choping off my own damn hand cuz who the hell cares if your doing Spike?!

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by Rayne
I would do Spike on the BACK of a pig, in a pool of sewage, wearing wet underwear, while choping off my own damn hand cuz who the hell cares if your doing Spike?!

Ding ding ding! Ladies and Gentlemen, the International Boxing Commission has declared Rayne the winner of this bout by a knockout!

[polexia]

i know a guy who pees on bottles(with soda in them) and who fools others to drink it.. i know a couple of guys who have been fooled!
i would get peed on!
i would glow
pink spandex

i have made one of these things before about my little sister(it was a joke amogst people we know, and there my sis is well known for her talkyness, and that her and her bestfriend Ink are small devild children(well, their not children they're 15..*herm*)
so i came up with : would you rather brick Tulla in, or get bricked in with Tulla?(it's not so funny whne you don't know the insanity(i do love her ALOT!! :))

well here is mine: would you break both your legs or both your arms(knock on wood!!!)

oh this was a bad ne.. i'm gonna break something now, i can feel it.. *runing to the bed, hideing under the covers*

[Rayne]

Legs...it's not likely I could come out of that last scenario unscathed if ya catch my drift...

I'm thinkin' that bus is looking better than pink spandex for two weeks...Of course if I wore pink spandex for two weeks straight I would be ready to throw myself in front of a bus anyway so it really is just a vicious circle...

You're at a really ritzy resturaunt with the guy/girl of your dreams...fate has it in for you and one of two things IS GOING to happen...One, your date says something VERY funny and you start laughing so hard you let out a VERY LOUD and WET sounding fart that you just know left skid marks in your underoos, or you laugh so hard that a big 'ol long stringy wad of snot comes flying out onto your dinner plate in a big glob just staring you and your date in the face?

"pick" away! Hehehehehe...

[Shell]

ewwww this thread is gross...funny though

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by Rayne
You're at a really ritzy resturaunt with the guy/girl of your dreams...fate has it in for you and one of two things IS GOING to happen...One, your date says something VERY funny and you start laughing so hard you let out a VERY LOUD and WET sounding fart that you just know left skid marks in your underoos, or you laugh so hard that a big 'ol long stringy wad of snot comes flying out onto your dinner plate in a big glob just staring you and your date in the face?

Sweet merciful crap! Well, since either option is going to end with me running from the restaurant in a blind panic, tears of humiliation streaming down my cheeks (or maybe into my ears - I'm running) then I'd have to pick the snot glob. At least that will get left behind when I flee the scene. Skid marks travel with the skidder.

[Chasity]

I would rather blow big chunks of snot into anyone's face than crap all over the place!

[Rayne]

But you aren't. I mean, it's just a wet fart that leves a tiny skid...really...I'd rip one...

[Chasity]

not the way I let them go...eheheh
j/k

[LazyDolphin]

<Wraps arms around his knees as he sinks to the floor and begins to rock back and forth>

Oh God, Oh God... big wet ripping farts with lumps in 'em....I'm in a bad place!

[Chasity]

ok ok, let me make it a better place for you!

would you rather when you pee it was a different color each time (ie: the rainbow colors) OR

would you rather when you spit it was a different color each time
(ie: the rainbow colors) kinda like Willy Wonka............

[LazyDolphin]

Man, Chasity - I'd love to live inside your head for a day. :) Coolness. I've gotta say I'd rather watch different colored pee. One of the best parts of drinking beer (aside from the Foamy) is achieving perfectly clear pee, so MULTICOLORED pee would be total nirvana!

[Shell]

ewwww,how do you people think up this stuff?

[Chasity]

Shell-i have no idea, but you should try one-i know you can think of a good one!

Lazy Dolphin-I'd rather pee different colors too! I have an obession really with pee-I have always wanted to take a pill that could make you pee different colors-ever since I was a little girl!

[Rayne]

I wouldn't want to pee different colors. I have had too many pee problems and the color is how I can sometimes tell what's up. But if you want to pee neon just take a lot of vitamin C...
If I could spit different colors then I could share that with everyone! I would just spit on everything. And hey, you could always tell if someone has been cheating...think about it!

[Chasity]

Okay, I got the neon yellow thing down pat, but what about the neon pink-huh? My dear, you do have a point about other things-but I would want to be the only color pee-er-so I don't know how that would work out.

[Shell]

Lol,im finding this thread very weird at the moment!!!you people are crazy,but im kinda crazy too..oh well....im gonna go find something i can post in this thread now...hmmmm

[Kindred]

My old Biology teacher used to give us stuff to drink that made our pee blue. That was a special time.

i would like to pee clors, and to play in the muck with spike... I can be a dirty girl.

Would you rather live out the high school dream (showing up in your underwear) or would you rather have to have an eternal wedgie?

[LazyDolphin]

The high school dream! I'd combine that with my newfound multicolored pee ability and run through the halls of my old high school, peeing blue on everyones shoes!

[Chasity]

I would much rather show up in my school in my undies. I could totally be your bud lazy dolphin-we could have "pee" parties! Yes

Would you rather go miniature golfing with naked pee wee herman or would you rather go bowling with a naked midget?

I would go minature golfing with pee wee herman.

[Rayne]

I would be golfin' baby! Besides, I might get the chance to "mistake" something else for my golfing ball...

Would you rather pick someone elses scab and eat it or pick their nose and eat it?

[Kindred]

Deffinately gonna have to go eith the buggers. I have a thing about scabs...uuhhh!

Would you rather drink someone elses bath water, or spread their toe-jam on your bread?

[LazyDolphin]

Hmm...that's a toughie. Bath water is less gross (unless it has a yellowish tinge), but toe-jam would be over a lot quicker. I'll go toe jam!

[Evil Jesus]

Ok, I think I have answered them all in one day.

While trying to have a romantic evening dinner of cow manuer, and cockroaches, my wang starts glowing causing me to Fart and make poop streeks in my undaroos, I run out of the resurant and get hit by a bus breaking both my legs. Turns out spike is on the bus and drags me to a pig sty to have his way with me. My mom inturupts and he runs away as I pull my wet poop streeked undaroos up as fast as I can. I drag myself to swim through the near by pool of sweage causing me to smell like poo juice. I stop to have my lunch, good old Slimy worms, peoples scabs and topped off with a tall glass of bath water. Unfourtunatly, I find out that I have lice upstairs scurrying away and lose my mind for a second and hurry to give my important speach to Congress (or parliament) where I live out the high school dream (In my poo streeked underoos) all the while pee'ing different colors into my specail pee bag. A near by Congressman pees on me causing me to leave the speach, on my way out I find a homless dog and decide to lick his infected ear clean. To Finish this joyous day I go bowling with a naked midget while chewing on lyposuctioned fat. Afer losing a bet with the naked wee man, I have to cut my own hand off. Which after where its been today, I dont mind too much.

What a wonderful Day thanks to the beautiful members of buffy-boards...

Thanks Much.

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by Evil Jesus
Which after where its been today, I dont mind too much.


LMAO!! Holy crud that was funny. You are un-well, EJ. But I mean that in a good way.

[Evil Jesus]

Opps... forgot to make a question, lol

Would you rather....

Be the guy that gets the funny syphilis?
or
be Dracula's spider eating man bitch?


I will be Drac's bitch, I am already Raynes so I have expierience

[Daydreamer]

I'd rather be Dracula's man bitch because that way atleast I'd get ot be around him and all his sexyness.

[Chasity]

Dracula's man bitch all the way!

OHMIGOD, EJ you almost made me pee my pants. ::drool::I laughed so hard. You have made me soooo proud.....You are the best husband friend a person could have.... lol

Rayne............um yeah...so........::evil1::

[polexia]

okay how about this one...

pooping when it hurts or peeing when it hurts? (if this was on the edge just remove me post!!! ;) and i'm sorry!

[Rayne]

Having suffered from many bladder problems in my life I have to go with poo pain. I tear my rear on a regular basis and am pretty used to it by now...

Chas...sure...ok...whatever...;) You're still coming over for the Angel premiere right?

Would you rather suck up 12 leaches like wet noodles and swallow them...*slurp...yum!* or give Jack Osbourne a tongue bath...all over...

[polexia]

i would go with the poo too.. i think...

leaches... and i'd like to be really wasted!!(i'd like to be dead drunk if i'd picked JO!!)

[Chasity]

Tongue bath-I have a good imagination!

I would much rather have poo-pain. Ripping ass sounds less painful!

[LazyDolphin]

Tongue bath! Well, okay, yuck. But didn't Jack just get out of rehab? His skin is probably secreting all sorts of fun toxins. . . you'd only remember the first minute or two anyway, and then you'd be rockin out in your own little chemically-induced eighties music video.

And despite my reservations about putting the phrases "tonuge bath" and "ass-ripping" too near each other (in case they merge and form something too horrible to imagine) I'm going with the ass-ripping pain as well.

[Chasity]

Crack me up! Well, yeah I'm sure I would be rocking out, didn't think of that. New experience.....

Would you rather wake up with an third eye or a third nipple?

[Faithy]

Third nipple, you could hide that, unless it was on your face.. And that would be weird..
Would you rather go your whole life without sex, or without ever eating/tasting food? (Ie. You would still be alive you just couldn’t enjoy eating, or taste anything. )

[Chasity]

hmmm...sex or food ::p?:: Well I have to say that as long as I would still be alive and just not enjoying the pleasures of eating and tasting of food I would pick sex. Pleasures of sex would definitly prevail the pleasures of eating for taste (not to keep alive) unless you were in eunuch and then eating would be way more interesting.:p

[Rayne]

LOL LD! so then jack is like licking the back of a poisionous frog eh?
Totally depends on the sex...and who the sex is with...but I would like a third eye...that would be awesome...especially if it were a psychic eye...

[Chasity]

Rayne you got a point...sex with who???? Rayne give me a really nasty, disgusting would you rather.....

[Kindred]

Well, i'm no Rayne, but would you rather be the nurse who recieves the cup of "juices" from a "helping challenged couples concieve" clinic ( no telling if the guy washed his hands), or the nurse who has to deal with the placentas and other assorted after birth fluids?

( i lack the creativity required to do well at this)

~Kindred

[Chasity]

No, you are pretty good there! I would so much prefer clinic cup o' juice!!!! Thanks for a good one!

[Rayne]

Yes...yes good choice there. You would so rather the cup...trust me *shudders* the latter of the two...blegh...

Would you rather drink a cup of bad, lumpy, stinky, rotten milk or chew on a handfull of 20 strangers toe nail clippings?

Um...I couldn't answer that on the grounds of...ewwww and ewwww...

[DXY]

Toe nails......::eyes::


Would you rather lick an electric fence or swim with sharks who don't eat humans??::dk::

[Chasity]

Uh..... I am gonna go with the sharsk that don't eat humans...there should be nothing to fear IF they don't eat humans....

Rayne, the whole point is to pick one, of course they are both gross, but which is grosser? :) I REALLY wanna know your answer?

[polexia]

dxy: the sharks!!:)

[Rayne]

Ok, fine...I'm going with the milk...*shudders*

And I'm totally swiming with those sharks...that would be cool...

Would you rather go to the prom with your cousin and have everyone know, or walk in on your parents doing the dirty deed...no covers involved...

[LazyDolphin]

Aaaagh! I walked in on my parents when I was like 15.

Oh, the horrors. The horrors! All I'll say is...they weren't under the covers and it was *NOT* the missionary position.

<shudder>

[DXY]

Too much information!!


Cut off your friend's little finger with a rusty knife or walk through unknown dark woods at O2.OOam.....with no flashlight and no map.......

[Kindred]

LOL @ Lazy Dolphin....lol

Anyway, I would rather walk through the woods, i think, although i'm not to sure.

Would you rather work with the grill guy from "Doublemeat Palace", and really be able to understand what he meant about the grease, or would you rather work in a closet sized cubicle for the rest of your life?

[Rayne]

LOL! Lazy Dolphin...ewwww! I mean.....EWWWWW! :p

I would rather walk through the woods...could be nice...

I would rather work in the cubicle than with THAT guy for the rest of my life...at least I could have my own space to hide...and
maybe I could pull a Chas and bring fluffy pink slippers too! ;) :p

Moral dilemma:
Would you rather have your underwear run up the flag poll at school for everyone to see and know are yours or would you rather stand by and watch as your best friend gets thrown in a trash can and rolled down the stairs at school...and laughed at by everyone...

Oh, I would rather it were my underwear...I'd just make sure it were the freakiest underwear I could ever own...hey, why not make it interesting...

[Chasity]

Score! I get to answer a few at a time.

Ditto, LD-walked in on my parents too, not missionary, I was younger though, didn't quite understand-it was the worst when my mom busted out that Joy of...book-she wanted to make sure I understand that she was not "hurting" my father....lol oh my

I would walk through the woods, probably get lost but hey...
and I would work in my own small cubbie and yes I would make sure I had my fluffy pink slippers with pink toenails to match! lol Rayne, luv ya

I would also let my friend roll in the trash..............j/k I wouldn't mind much if my undies were stung for all to see :)

Rayne inspired question:
Would you rather wake up and remember everything from a night of druken obscenity or wake up and remember nothing?

[Shell]

Id rather remember at least then when people said stuff to you about what happened you wouldnt be confused...lol

[Chasity]

I agree Shell. You can decide you never want to see again right? j/k Never been "that" gone-always remember all. Except for that one time.... lol j/k :)

[LazyDolphin]

Originally posted by Chasity
Rayne inspired question:
Would you rather wake up and remember everything from a night of druken obscenity or wake up and remember nothing?

If I had some friends who could fill in the memory gaps later, then I'd want to remember nothing. But I'd rather remember all the horrible details than remember nothing and have no way of ever finding out what happened!

Imagine spending the rest of your life wondering things like why you have squid-like pucker-scars all over your left arm or why your inner thigh is dyed blue. . .
Actually, that'd be pretty funny. Make for a great story, anyway. Somewhere on this board I posted a story that invoved me losing a couple hours to drunken blackout (ah, college!). Among other things, my clothes were all covered with sticks & leaves when I woke up and I have no idea how or why.

[Allycat]

I'd rather remember everything, so that I know why people are laughing around my back, it's the only way I can ever be able to make witty comments about it.

[~angelic slayer~]

Would you rather:

Dig up old threads OR Read through all the new ones?

[What happened to good TV?]

I'd rather read through all the new ones!!! I mean the post before yours was in 2003 lol. Most of the people who posted probably arent active anymore (Although I know Allycat is) But I gotta admit it is quite fun....


Would you rather sit through an episode of Charmed OR fall into a volcano(and die)?

[CrazyMary]

I'm not really enjoying the thought of me dying so I'm gonna go with Charmed...

Would you rather have a third arm or a horn in the middle of the forehead?

[What happened to good TV?]

A third arm. no contest. Think how much faster things would get done!

Would you rather have the ability to fly OR to read peoples thoughts?

[CrazyMary]

mhmm...can I have both?no...ok...I think I'd chose read ppl thoughts!I always wished I could do that...

Would you rather be a vampire with a chip or a vampire with a soul?

[~angelic slayer~]

Vamp with a soul, get to be a "Carebear with fangs" and still beat up evil human people :)

Would you rather fight a master vamp or fight a slayer?

[CrazyMary]

fight a slayer! If I'm gonna die at least I want the last thing I'm gonna see to be sexy!

Would you rather be singer in a talentless 90's boys band or in an actor in a really awful soap opera?

[~angelic slayer~]

^LOL ooh valid point ;)
Singer in a talentless 90's boys band for sure, I love 90's cheesyness! :D

Be stuck in a dimension of shrip or a dimension of cheese? ???

[CrazyMary]

Since I'm allergic to shrimp I'm gonna go with the dimension of cheese

Would you rather be a chair or be stuck on that chair for the rest of your life?

[Darling Faithy]

To be stuck on the chair, at least i could move around and do things! lol..


Would you rather sing naked in ur room by urself, or sing in front of 10,000 people?

[CrazyMary]

My voice really suck but in front of 10,000 ppl should be fun...I guess...

Would you rather wear ear plugs or really dark sunglasses ?

[~angelic slayer~]

Ear plugs! 'Specially if I can wear them in history class :D

Would you rather turn into a werewolf or a wererabbit? (Wallace & Gromit- love that movie!)

[CrazyMary]

^Yup Wallace&Gromit rocks!!!

A wererabbit woukd fun...but I got a thing for the werewolves!:D

Would you rather be a scarecrow or a snowman(or woman) ?

[~angelic slayer~]

Snowman! Dude that'd be so cool! :D

Would you rather see into the future or see into the past?

[Darling Faithy]

See into the future, cuz u can always change it if u dont like it.


Would u rather have the power to fly, or have super strength?

[zombie.apparatus]

I would rather have power to fly.. (hey airtickets dont come cheap!)

Would you rather be a slayer or a super powerful witch?

[~angelic slayer~]

Witch all the way! That'd be funky! :D

Would you rather be a fly on a wall or a frog on a lillypad? ???

[CrazyMary]

A fly on a wall...I could annoy loads of ppl with my bzzzzz!hehe!!!

would you rather have never seen BtVS or be a leprechaun?

[~angelic slayer~]

^ LOL good point

BE A LEPRECHAUN!!! :D :D :D

Be a rainbow unicorn or my little pony?

[What happened to good TV?]

A rainbow unicorn. Then at least I can retain SOME masculinity. I have always have my horn :p I can be all stabby and stuff.

Would you rather be put in a mental home and then be driven to madness or go mad and then be put in a mental home?

[CrazyMary]

be put in a mental home and then be driven to madness...that's really ironic!

Would you rather be forced to listen Britney spears or beethoven all day?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

listen to britney spears. at least it would be upbeat; beethoven would bore me to death and/or put me to sleep!

would you rathet have a one-nighter with your sibling or marry your best friend?

[~angelic slayer~]

MARRY MY BEST FRIEND!!! lol one-nighter with brother just *shudders madly* urrrhg..... plus I (as understatement of the year) like my best friend so....;)

Spend a week with someone you hate OR spend a week without somone you love?

[zombie.apparatus]

spend a week without somone you love...

would you rather die a quick painless death or be tortured and left to starve in an isolated room in the middle of no where

[CrazyMary]

weird question...isn't the answer kinda obvious?...I'd rather die a quick and painless death...

Would you rather live in a place where no one understand what you say or in a place where you don't understand anything that ppl says?

[zombie.apparatus]

umm... live in a place where no one understand what you say.. at least i can understand them....

s/q

[~angelic slayer~]

I too, have to go with no one understand what you say, it'd be a lot easier to figure out some form of communication if you knew what they were saying instead of being in the dark.

If you had to decide between the two and couldn't turn back, would you rather die young or live forever?

[Darling Faithy]

live forever...i know it sounds crazy, but death is just..idk...lol...cant explain it.


Would u rather...Have sex with a really fat guy or make-out with your cousin?
(im morbid leave me alone..lol.)

[CrazyMary]

none of them if it's possible...have sex with the fat guy! I mean my cousin???eww!

would you rather have a peaceful and almost boring life or a life excitinig but full of troubles ?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

life exciting but full of troubles...unless one of the troubles was death of loved ones or myself. other than that, full of troubles.

would you rather speak a foreign language all day so no one understands you or not speak at all all day?

[~angelic slayer~]

Speak a foreign language all day that no one understands, that would be fun! :D

Never see again or never hear again? ???

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

im kinda thinkin never see again, cause it would be easier to adjust to. but id majorly prefer neither

would you rather eat a bunch of worms or be a worm?

[CrazyMary]

eat a bunch of worms!

would you rather have red eyes and blond hair or pink hair and green eyes?

[zombie.apparatus]

pink hair and green eyes!!! way cool!

would you rather be an eskimo... or an Indian....

[CrazyMary]

eskimo I guess...

would you rather be a redfish in a bowl or a monkey in a cage?

[zombie.apparatus]

hmmm..... redfish in a bowl .... i guess...

would you rather be a super strong slayer or a super powerful witch?

[CrazyMary]

super powerful witch!!!

s/q

[zombie.apparatus]

super strong slayer!!!!!!

s/q

[CrazyMary]

I already answered that one ^

would you rather stop going to school to work or stop working to go back to school?

[Darling Faithy]

stop working to go back to school.

Would you rather spend the rest of ur life alone or spend the rest of ur life with someone u hated?

[CrazyMary]

I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone.

Would you rather keep your life secret from everyone you love or telling them the truth risking to lose them?

[What happened to good TV?]

I'd rather keep my life secret from everyone I love.

Would you rather have the deepest darkest secrets revealed to the person/people you least want to know them OR be told the worst thing you can imagine someone kept secret from you.

(Does that make sense)

[CrazyMary]

I'd rather be told the worst thing I can imagine someone kept secret from me...

would you rather do a job you love with colleagues you hate or a job you hate with colleagues you love?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

a job i love with colleages i hate. i can find my friends outside of work, put up with the ones i hate, and still get to enjoy my job!

would you rather be left at the alter or have to leave someone at the alter?

[CrazyMary]

I'd rather leave someone at the altar...I know that's bad...

someone killed one of the most important people in your life, would you rather kill them yourself risking to be caught or hire someone who would do it 'neatly'?

[Darling Faithy]

kill them myself, it's more personal that way.

Would you rather die of drowning or a gunshot wound?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

personally, id have to deal in other ways. i dont think i could kill them, directly or indirectly. but if i had to choose, the concept of me exacting my own vengeance appeals to me more, but i dont think i have the prowess or stealth or finess or strength or aim to pull it off in the first place, so id probly have to hire someone. wow, that was a lot. while im rambling, id agree with you crazy mary; the other would break my heart to much and be to terrible for someone like me.

would you rather meet a btvs character (if they were real) or actor?

EDIT: ah, too slow. um...maybe gunshot wound...is it a quick and less painful gunshot wound?

[CrazyMary]

uh oh tough one but since I only "know" the characters personnalities and lives I think I would rather meet the characters...but I'd really like to meet the actors too!!!

Would you rather meet BtVS actors and be VERY disappointed about their personnality and behaviour or never meet one and be happy what you always imagined?

[~angelic slayer~]

Never meet one! I don't know any now, and I just think it'd ruin the show if I found out for sure that the people who played them were buttheads.

Walk through a Sunnydale graveyard alone OR Walk through the "really bad" streets of your local big city alone?

[zombie.apparatus]

Walk through a Sunnydale graveyard alone... why not

s.q

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

a sunnydale graveyard also. but not walk, my friend...


















run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!












with stakes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

would you rather be a good demon or a bad slayer?

[Kryptonite]

def bad slayer. demons (most) are ugly and slayers are always super powerful







would you rather die in a pool of chocolate or under a mountain of Cool Whip?

[Darling Faithy]

pool of chocolate!!!! heck ya


would u rather sleep naked when its cold, or sleep with a whole bunch of covers on when it's hot?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

under a bunch of covers. im not comfortable sleeping naked. period.

would you rather dye your hair an unusal colour or cut it all off?

[CrazyMary]

dye my hair ... should be fun ... :)

would you rather have super-earing and hear so much things that you won't be able to sleep or think properly or hear nothing at all?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

hear nothing at all. there are alternate ways to communicate without hearing and being unable to think or sleep, it would be hard to function and live, which would stink!

would you rather live in a place where the sun never went down or never came up?

[CrazyMary]

I'd rather live in a place where the sun never went down, even though I like night moon stars and all, night all the time would become kinda depressing I guess...

Would you rather have two left arms or two right legs?

[Darling Faithy]

Two right legs, can't write with my left hand.

Would you rather eat a pound of carrots or 200 pounds of twinkies? (haha awsome.)

[Wanabee-slayer]

carrots (I'm weird in the way I don't wanna be obese)

Would you rather kiss David Boreanaz or Tom Welling?

[~angelic slayer~]

DB ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Would you rather....live in year-round autumn or year-round spring?

[Araminta Tyler]

Year round spring! Would you rather artificially inseminate a cow or a goose?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

easy. year-round autumn. spring's too hot and full of bugs and i like the wind.

would you rather be in a relationship where the guy wasnt crazy for you but you get a lot out of it, or where you're not crazy about the guy but he is for you and you get a lot out of it? (did you get that?)

EDIT: yipes! too slow again! im not really interested in doing either one, and i am a female so its weird a bit, and it couldnt be from me, but um...i like cows better generally, so cows.

[Darling Faithy]

I would like it better if i wasn't crazy about the guy, although it would be hard for me to leave him.

Would you rather do something that changed ur life entirely, either in a good way or a bad way, or would you rather keep ur life the same as it is with no suprises?

[What happened to good TV?]

I'd rather have something change my life entirely, either in a good way or a bad way. Although the unknown is scary, I cant live my whole life as it is now.

Would you rather go through life with ALOT of pain(ful events knocking you down...emotionally)) to be truly happy at the end of it OR Live life feeling 'ok' for its entirity.

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

painful events with the true happiness at the end

would you rather have sang or danced if you were in omwf?

[CrazyMary]

mhm I suck at both but I'd rather dance...more funny!

Would you rather direct films or write scripts?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

write scripts! i would love to do that! it may just be one of my dream jobs! unfortunately, i suck...thats why they call them dreams, right? ;)

would you rather date a vampire or date an ex-demon?

[CrazyMary]

^hey some ppl do the job of their dreams you know!

An ex-demon i guess...daylight issues with vampires!

Would you rather be kidnapped by aliens or kidnap an alien?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

kidnap one; being kindnapped is not fun i presume!

would you rather suck blood or eat flesh?

[CrazyMary]

If I had no choice I'd rather suck blood...eating flesh is just eww!

Would you rather become cannibal or eat leaves and worms for the rest of your life?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

eat leaves and worms, also, flesh does not appeal to me!

would you rather do something supremely gross or very dangerous?

[CrazyMary]

very dangerous...

would you rather not being able to stop speaking at all or not being able to speak at all ?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

not be able to speak. i could type and communicate in other ways. always talking would bug me and others around me. not to mention, what the heck would i talk about for my entire life? and how would i breathe?

would you rather write a famous song or sing a famous song?

[CrazyMary]

write it...my voice really sucks!

would you rather succeed in your job by betraying ppl and getting rid of everyone that's on your way or stay at the end of the ladder but being respectful and honest?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

stay at the end of the ladder. i dont think im into that kind of thing, and if things were really bad at the bottom of the ladder (bad pay/treatment/assignments), than id have no reason to stay, so id try and find another job

would you rather always eat, but never get full, or never eat, and always feel full?

[CrazyMary]

never eat and always feel full would be better...cuz always eat and never feel full should be really frustrating!

would you rather be able to live without eating or without sleeping?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

without sleeping. i love to sleep, but im always so busy, and if i didnt need sleep i could get so much more done 24/7 and find other fun and relaxing things to enjoy. sometimes, when i have to get to bed cause ive been staying up way too late and im tired, i just wish i didnt need sleep and then i could just continue to stay up and do what im doing

would you rather be worried about bad things that will never happen or not worry about all the bad things that will happen, and therefore walk right into them?

[~angelic slayer~]

Hard one, but be worried about bad things that will never happen. Although I'm not a huge fan of overworrying (despite my tendecy to do so), a certain amount of discretion is needed in our world, and I walk into enough negative situations WHILE worrying, I really don't need to walk into them anymore while not worrying ;) Good question!

Would you rather..... Give up on something you really want because of horrible pain OR live with the pain to get something you really want?

[What happened to good TV?]

live with the pain to get something I really want. If I'm gonna feel pain anyway I might as well get something i want at the end of it!

would you rather be a part of the fellowship from the lord of the rings OR part of the hogwarts crew down from harry potter

[~angelic slayer~]

Harry Potter all the way! Although Orlando is tempting, I think I'd get kinda bored.... and hey, Oliver Wood and flying! :D

Would you rather be stuck in a room for one week with.... Frodo or Harry Potter?

[CrazyMary]

I'd rather be a part of the hogwarts crew...that would be could to be a witch!:D

Would you rather have never heard about BB or know it but be forced to leave it ?

Edit: too slow!! I'd rather be stuck with harry!!!

[Darling Faithy]

know about but be forced ot leave it, at least I had the experince! lol


Would u rather make out with David Boreanaz or James Marsters?

[CrazyMary]

mhm...when I was 12 or 13 I would have said DB but now...JM!!:D

would you rather have buffy as a big sister or dawn as a little sister?

[arabella]

buffy as a big sister, always wanted a big sister


stand naked in front of a crowd of 5,000 for one hour or be forced to spend 30 days on a beach with sand fleas without shelter

[CrazyMary]

Spend 30 days ona beach with sand fleas without shelter

Would you rather be allergic to TV or to internet?

[~angelic slayer~]

Allergic to TV! I need my net! ;)

Live in one full year of.... constant super-bright-sunlight OR constant pitch-black-darkness?

[Araminta Tyler]

Constant super-bright-sunlight!

Be only allowed to listen to the Boogie Pimps or Geri Halliwell for a year?

[~angelic slayer~]

GERI HALLIWELL!!!! (me? like the spice girls? naaaah ;))

Listen to the Spice Girls for a year or the backstreet boys?

[CrazyMary]

If I REALLY don't have the choice I'd rather listen to the spice girls...lol

Would you rather be a dwarf or and elf for the rest of your life?

[~angelic slayer~]

^LOL

And totally elf! That'd be awesome! :D

Would you rather.... be 2 feet tall or 8 feet tall?

[CrazyMary]

8 feet tall all the way! do you know how much it sucks to be smaller than the guys that are in front of you in a concert??!!!plus it would be easier to play basket ball at school!:D

Would you rather be lonely all day or never left alone?

[zombie.apparatus]

thats a toughy! probally never left alone.. cos I would hate to be lonely

would you rather live the life of a superhero or a supervillan?

[Spirit_Of_Fred]

um, superhero, cause id stink at being bad. however, super-heroing seems like a big burdern which i have no interest in taking on, thank you very much! ;)

would you rather be a phone or a duck? :p

[CrazyMary]

a duck !!!

would you rather be a chiken or a duck?

[~angelic slayer~]

Hmm, tough, but a duck! :duckie:

Would you rather grow feathers or grow fur?

[VisionGuy]

I'd reather grow feathers because then I could at least fly.

Would you rather lick a public bathroom toilet seat or make out with Larry King for 10 minutes?

[~angelic slayer~]

*shudders* have to go with Larry Kind (*shudders again*), although it would be good, STD's from a toilet seat couldn't be fun :(

Wear socks 24/7 for the rest of your life OR never wear socks again in your life?

[CrazyMary]

never wear sock again! I always have shoes...lol

would you rather have tatoos or piercings all over your body?

[Darling Faithy]

piercings, u can always take those out.

Would you rather be with a person of the same sex that you loved or be with someone from the oppistie sex that u hated?

[CrazyMary]

definitely with a person of the same sex !!!

would you rather play the guitar like santana or jimi hendrix?

[~angelic slayer~]

jimi hendrix, that'd be cool! :D

Sing like Whitney Huston or Ozzy Osbourne?

[Darling Faithy]

ozzy osbourne, love the rock to much to pick whitney lol..

Dance like William Hung(from american idol) or sing like him (william hung.) lol.