*struts in, dappled in mud, on the arm of David Boreanaz*
I just want to announce that I’ve broken my date: Joss & I got into a big argument over the treatment of Cordelia Chase in season 4 of ATS, and Angel in season 8 of BTVS. So, I am not longer His Slave. I also want to apologize to my Merrick girls for dragging Willow My Love into the sacred mud pits, but it was the only way for me to get the upper hand and steal- er, win back Angel/DB. After all, it would be a very, very lonely Merrick unless we each got to have our turn at our night with David! I did it for Merrick!!!