Starting from the Beginning for the First Time

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So I've never actually seen all the episodes of Buffy. I would just watch random episodes with my sister who owned all the seasons. I just got my own set of the series, so this is my first time watching the whole series from the beginning, so I'm going to post my thoughts about it. 🙂

Season 1
Disc 1

1x01 - Welcome To The Hellmouth

- Darla is pretty!
- Aahh! She's a vampire! (Okay, I already knew that)
- Wow, what is everyone wearing? It's the 90s people!
- Aww, SMG is so young and cute! She has a baby-face. 🙂
- Aw, Buffy was love at first sight for Xander. 😛
- OMG, Willow is too cute. I want to hug her!
- Haha, Cordelia has so many awesome lines.
- Cordelia is a total beyotch but it's hard to hate her. :/
- Is it just me, or is it obvious that Angel is a vampire?
- Wow, SMG has amazing boobs. [/pervert]
- "What is your childhood trauma?!"


1x02 - The Harvest

- Wait, Buffy is wearing Angel's necklace? I didn't see her wearing it in the previous episode.
- Poor Xander sad about Jesse. :/
- "I need to sit down"
- "You're already sitting down"
- "Oh, good for me.."
- I can see up the Master's nostrils.
- "Now, how do I save it?"
- "Deliver"
- "Deliver? Where's deliver... Oh!" *clicks Del.*
- Wow, Cordelia is a total drama queen when she was on stage with Luke. "AAHHHH AHHHH AHHHHHH AHHHHHH" Like, shut up. He didn't even bite you yet. 🙄
- So, at the end, everyone forgot about it or something? I was confused.


1x03 - Witch

- LOLLOLOLOLOLOL Buffy is a cheerleader. 😀
- Why is Cordelia even driving if she can't see?
- Ew, they're doing dissection. I had to dissect a pig fetus last semester. :X
- "I got her, I got her! Cut her head off!"
- What I love even more was when Willow ran in with a bat, "WHERE IS SHE?!"
- Wow, that would really suck being stuck in that trophy forever.


1x04 - Teacher's Pet

- LOL Xander's dream.
- "Oh no! You hurt your poor hand! 🙁 "
- Apparently ants communicate with touch and B.O.
- Aw, Dr. Gregory actually likes Buffy. 🙂
- Aw, he's dead. 🙁
- Damn, Miss. French has nice legs..
- *camera moves up and shows her face* ...Um, ew.
- "You look cold" *gives jacket and shows OBVIOUS scratches on arm* Oh Angel. 🙄
- Oh, how I love to have mayo and cricket sandwiches for lunch, yum!
- LOL, they'll get sued for revealing that Blaine is a virgin. That's realistic.
- Eek, there's eggs in Dr. Gregory's closet! Well, at least he died happy. 😉
 
I'll comment some of what you said, Chris. 🙂

Darla is pretty!
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Nooo! She was very average in that school girl outfit! *dodges tomatoes*

Aww, SMG is so young and cute! She has a baby-face.
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Yes! She was.

Aw, Buffy was love at first sight for Xander.
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BANDER!!!!

Cordelia is a total beyotch but it's hard to hate her. :/
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Mhm!

Wow, SMG has amazing boobs. [/pervert]
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Bahahaha! 😛

So, at the end, everyone forgot about it or something? I was confused.
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You'll get used to it... Sunnydale residents have a selective memory.

Also I laughed at these:

Aw, Dr. Gregory actually likes Buffy. Aw, he's dead.
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Damn, Miss. French has nice legs.. *camera moves up and shows her face* ...Um, ew.
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Rofl. Keep it going, man! This is funny.
 
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AngelSlayer
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LMFAO This is Brilliant and Epic, Chris!!!! I'm glad you finally got it and I love your rewatch summary....agree with everything so far 😀 .....I take it your doing a disc like I said?
 
Haha, I'm glad you guys like it. 🙂

NY State of Mind said:
LMFAO This is Brilliant and Epic, Chris!!!! I'm glad you finally got it and I love your rewatch summary....agree with everything so far 😀 .....I take it your doing a disc like I said?
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Yes, I'll be updating every time I finish a disc. 🙂 I'm actually already almost done Disc 2 (one more ep left).

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Season 1
Disc 2


1x05 - Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

- Hm, so Buffy likes this Owen guy. At least it's not a vampire this time.
- "Giles, does this outfit make me look fat?" 😛
- Aw, Owen is dancing with Cordelia. Buffy is sad... Even though it's obvious he's not having fun but whatever.
- Poor Xander so jealous of Owen. 😀
- Wow, creepy drunk on the bus talking to himself.
- STFU please!
- FINALLY! A vampire bit him, jeez.
- Aw, Xander and Willow are on a double date. 😉
- Wow, what a great date to the funeral home. Like that's not depressing. 🙄
- Lmao! Buffy "goes to the washroom" so Willow and Xander board up the door behind her.
- Ugh, great. That schizo is a vampire now.
- Wtf? Buffy thinks Owen died from a bump on the head?
- "You killed my date!"
- *punch*
- "You killed my date!"
- *punch*
- "You killed my d--" --Yeah, we get it. 🙄 (She seriously said it like 3 times..)


1x06 - The Pack

- The zoo! I went to the zoo last semester. 😀
- Uh oh, those glowing eyes can't be good.
- Wow, Xander is a jerk.
- Omg, look at the wittle cute piggy!!!!1!!!
- OMG THEY ATE THE PIGGY!!!! D:
- He did NOT just call Willow pasty-faced! W-T-F!
- Great, now Xander is trying to rape Buffy. God he's suck a pig. Aw.. piggy. 🙁
- Daayuumm, Willow tricked Xander, oh no she did di-int! 😉
- LMAO! That guy with his face painted even painted over his mustache. 😛


1x07 - Angel

- Wow, Angel showed up during "The Three" fight, I totally didn't see that coming. 🙄
- I love how Buffy says "Come in! Come in!" as her and Angel run to her house. Tricky, tricky. 😉
- Joyce meets Angel. Awkwaaarddd.
- Aw, they kiss.
- LA GASP! He's a vampire! I totally didn't see that one coming...
- Lol I love how Buffy screams like "OMG, a vampire!"
- Ugh, stupid Joyce, don't let Darla in! Are you dumb?
- LOL! That was awesome when Angel got thrown through the window.
- Aw, they kiss again.
- Aw! He let her neckless burn his chest. That's actually kinda sweet. :/


1x08 - I, Robot... You, Jane

- This first scene reminds me of the first scene of the Buffy movie.
- Damn, that demon is F-U-G-L-Y!
- The demon's name is Malcolm? ........ LMFAOLOLOLOL!
- Willow hit Malcolm with a fire extinguisher. I think that makes the break-up official.
- Aw, Giles doesn't like computers because they don't smell... Weird fetish.
 
S
spikecakes
GAHAHAHA
That mustache bit made me laugh out loud. (I don't know what else you would do though).

I have to add for "Angel" Buffy's mom would totally have heard them going up the stairs into Buffy's room and then talking, especially since Joyce's bedroom is right by Buffy's on the same floor.
 
WileyDairyGnome
WileyDairyGnome
Lol, I know right. I guess she's a heavy sleeper. :P
Wow, creepy drunk on the bus talking to himself. STFU please!
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Rofl!

He did NOT just call Willow pasty-faced! W-T-F!
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Yea... I wish Buffy would have punched him in the face right then.

The demon's name is Malcolm? ........ LMFAOLOLOLOL!
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I know right? 😛

Also...

Willow hit Malcolm with a fire extinguisher. I think that makes the break-up official.
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Aw, Giles doesn't like computers because they don't smell... Weird fetish.
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Good ones, lmao.
 
That's right, I already finished Season 1! 😀


Season 1
Disc 3

0x09 - The Puppet Show

- Wow, Cordelia canNOT sing at all.
- BB should totally have an "Annual Talentless Show"
- Wow, creepy doll!
- There's something about a bloody knife in BtVS that creeps me out. Maybe because you rarely see them in this show...
- AAH! FU&*! Sid's face through the window when Buffy turned off the light scared the CRAP out of me!
- Lol, Buffy cries to her Mom that there's something in her bed?
- Ugh, is this going to be like Chucky?
- Oh, the doll is.. nice?
- Why doesn't Giles just slide his head out of the hole? It doesn't look very stuck.


0x10 - Nightmares

- EW SPIDERS! EW EW EW EW!
- Ugh, I've had dreams when I have a test I didn't know about before.
- Who goes in the school basement to smoke? That's what the washrooms are for, duuh!
- HAHAAH Xander in his boxers. 😛
- OMG CLOWN! D:
- Omg, Cordelia with bushy hair and in the chess club = LMFAO!
- This was the saddest thing ever: Buffy's grave is Giles' nightmare. 🙁 Aw.
- OMG, Buffy is an ugly vampire! She has a pug face.


0x11 - Out of Mind, Out of Sight

- An invisible girl in the boys locker room? It's every girl's dream.
- Hey, it's Harmony! Doesn't she turn into a vampire later in the series?
- So, Giles and Angel are friends now?
- Not even Willow knew who Marcie was? Wow, Marcie really is a loner.
- Are they seriously saying that Marcie's invisibility is because of physics?
- HAHAH lets mess up Cordelia's face. 😀
- Hm, so now there's the men in black. This episode is so weird...


0x12 - Prophecy Girl

- Hm, I wonder if all Earthquakes are caused by Hellmouths.
- Aw, Xander got rejected. 🙁 We've all been there. Except maybe Cordelia. 🙄
- Ew, that school has bad plumbing.
- Buffy doesn't want to die. 🙁 She's so different in this season compared to later.
- Aw, Joyce surprised her with a dress. 🙂
- "With the way you've been eating, we can afford it." That's great encouragement.
- OMFG Buffy died!! There won't be any more seasons! 🙁
- Oh! She's alive! There will be more seasons! 😀
- Ew, there's a giant.... THING in the ground! It looks like the plant from Little Shop Of Horrors.
- "We saved the world. I say we party."
- Lets party like, like it's 2012!
 
Channeling Drusilla: "Do it again, do it again!" with season 2 LOL!

It's so enjoyable listening to someone who hasn't seen the whole series. 🙂 I have one request though: when you finish season 3, watch season 4 alternating with Angel season 1. You get the most out of the crossovers that way!
 
- Wow, creepy doll!
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I froze when I saw that doll. I hate big smiley wooden or porcelain dolls.

- EW SPIDERS! EW EW EW EW!
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My point exactly.

- OMG CLOWN! D:
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Another thing I hate. CLOWNS. There's nothing funny about clowns.

- An invisible girl in the boys locker room? It's every girl's dream./QUOTE]

Damn right.

- Buffy doesn't want to die. She's so different in this season compared to later.
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Makes me sad.
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Who goes in the school basement to smoke? That's what the washrooms are for, duuh!
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Lol!

OMG, Buffy is an ugly vampire! She has a pug face.
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HEY! Vamp Buffy is sexy... 😉

Hm, so now there's the men in black. This episode is so weird...
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Sadly, Will Smith didn't play one of them. 🙁

Ew, there's a giant.... THING in the ground! It looks like the plant from Little Shop Of Horrors.
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Hahahaha!

Sooo, how was season 1, overall?
 
Onto Season 2! 🙂


Season 2
Disc 1


2x01 - When She Was Bad

- *GASP* Willow and Xander are gonna kiss!!! 😱
- Ugh! Stupid vampire ruining everything! 😡
- SMG doesn't have a cute baby-face anymore. 🙁 Oh well, she's still pretty. Don't like the short hair though.
- Wow, Buffy is a beyotch using Xander to make Angel jealous. And poor Willow! 🙁
- "Buffy is being a total B-I-T-C-A."
- Jeez, now she's trying to fight Angel. I'm really hating Buffy in this episode.
- Wow, that last seen with the scoobies in class talking with the music playing in the background = CHEESIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, WANT TO AVERT EYES AND EARS!


2x02 - Some Assembly Required

- "I have a thing, you may have a thing, lets have a thing!"
- Did Cordelia seriously just go into a dumpster?
- Cordelia is ALWAYS the damsel in distress. She really needs to take self defense lessons. And learn to STFU.
- Oh just cut her head off already, she's soooo annoying!


2x03 - School Hard

- OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG SPIKE!!!! 😀 😀
- Aw, Spike wants to kill Buffy. Those two have no idea yet that later they'll fall in love. 😱 ....Kinda
- Wow, Drusilla is on some hard-core drugs. "Look...at...all....the...peeeopoooole........"
- That was actually really creepy when the vamps smashed into the school...
- Haha, Buffy talked back to Principal Snyder. 🙂
- Daaamn, Joyce was totally bad-ass!! 😱 😀
- OMG, Willow still hiding in the closet with Cordelia who is praying is LMFAO!!


2x04 - Inca Mummy Girl

- That mummy is butt ugly! They'd actually show people that in a museum?
- So um, is Ampata supposed to be hot? I don't really see it...
- Ugh, that bodyguard guy is SO EFFING ANNOYING POPPING UP EVERYWHERE WTF!
- Well, his life is sucked out. Good riddance.
- Aw, poor Willow is so jealous over Ampata. 🙁 Is it just me, or does Buffy look a little jealous too?
- OH!! It's Oz!! Aw, it was love at first sight for him when he saw Willow. 😱 Even though she was in an Eskimo costume. 😛
- Will Xander ever date a normal girl? 🙄
 
P
paks
I am seriously enjoying your commentary. You are cracking me up. :-)
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Ms.Trick
Wow, Drusilla is on some hard-core drugs. "Look...at...all....the...peeeopoooole........ " Reading that, I was LITERALLY rolling on the floor laughing my ass off! :D
Wow, that last seen with the scoobies in class talking with the music playing in the background = CHEESIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN, WANT TO AVERT EYES AND EARS!
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Is it just me, or does Buffy look a little jealous too?
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I wish. 🙁
 
NY State of Mind
NY State of Mind
LMAO @ the gif
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