Breaking News (part 4): Last Watcher detained after flashing the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge!

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Yes, I knew this would happen. Just because someone wears tweed, it doesn't necessarily mean they're always polite. 😉

Keeping this family friendly, all I'll say is that he WAS wearing tweed when this happened. But only the top half of his body was clothed. Prince Louis wasn't the ONLY attention-getter during Jubilee! But at least HE was wearing pants.

So, @Last Watcher decided the weather was so beautiful, he'd air out his privates. Kate appeared flabbergasted, and William just screamed, "My eyes!! Oh God, my eyes!" The Royal Protection Squad tackled the cheeky bastard, and interrogated him for hours. No, they didn't offer him a cuppa.

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Gah - no cuppa? Not a proper investigation without one! 💂‍♀️ ☕ 💂‍♂️ Poor Watcher 🤗

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

@Last Watcher dances for William and Kate. 🤭

 

[TamsinValencia]

I believe Trick was sighted on the scene aswell. Did his claws assist with the incident?

 

[Plasma]

I believe Trick was sighted on the scene aswell. Did his claws assist with the incident?

This footage from his webcam makes it seem as though he was displeased at your comment. 🤔

 

[Cohen]

All this fun happens in England. America sucks. 😩

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

This footage from his webcam makes it seem as though he was displeased at your comment. 🤔

Holy crap! That looks JUST like him! 😁

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

Interesting how @Last Watcher and @Mr Trick haven't made an appearance yet. My feelings are quite hurt. 😋

Guess I'll have to up the ante! 😈

 

[TamsinValencia]

Kate deserves better than cowardly William not protecting his beautiful woman from the indecent watcher!

 

[Last Watcher]

The World is definitely doomed!

 

[Anyanka Bunny Slayer]

The World is definitely doomed!

So, did the Royal Protection Squad torture you? We need more details!!! 😎

 

[Plasma]

So, did the Royal Protection Squad torture you? We need more details!!! 😎

He’s being waterboarded at the moment, so please give it a few days for a response. His prison diet of gruel and salt water isn’t exactly helping the response time either

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

His prison diet of gruel and salt water isn’t exactly helping the response time either

Isn't that just normal English Cuisine

 

[ChaseRules]

Yes, I knew this would happen. Just because someone wears tweed, it doesn't necessarily mean they're always polite. 😉

Keeping this family friendly, all I'll say is that he WAS wearing tweed when this happened. But only the top half of his body was clothed. Prince Louis wasn't the ONLY attention-getter during Jubilee! But at least HE was wearing pants.

So, @Last Watcher decided the weather was so beautiful, he'd air out his privates. Kate appeared flabbergasted, and William just screamed, "My eyes!! Oh God, my eyes!" The Royal Protection Squad tackled the cheeky bastard, and interrogated him for hours. No, they didn't offer him a cuppa.

So that why i had gotten a text saying a friend needed bail money . Couldn't help since my dad who i had seen the night before was in prison in the Philippines & i was busy with him .

 

[TheMaster666]

Q: Who Watches the Watchers?

A: You do! Ha! Feast your eyes on these!

 

[Plasma]

Isn't that just normal English Cuisine

It would certainly explain the teeth stereotype. 🤔