Favourite Oz Quotes?

[nightshade]

What are your favourite Oz quotes?

I love the inner dialogue he has in Earshot, when he talks about how Buffy is him if she can hear his thoughts:

I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist.

Of course the "We attack the Mayor with hummus" line.

I can't recall the episode or the exact line, but it's when Oz finds Giles record collection and says he's borrowing them or moving in

 

[SES SA]

"Nobody deserves mime Buffy"

 

[thrasherpix]

Offhand, I vaguely recall 2 season 4 quotes. One he went to the Halloween party as God, and when Xander says he could've gone as God, Oz says something like, "Blasphemer."

Also in season 4 right after Buffy smashes a bench in Living Conditions, and complains how Kathy is even messing her up as a Slayer, Oz replies, "On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty."

 

[Mrs Gordo]

"As Willow goes, so goes my nation"

 

[LilyAnne]

In “Helpless”, when talking about the ice show her dad is supposed to take her to:

Buffy - "I know you all think it's a big, dumb, girly thing, but it's not. Some of the skaters are Olympic medal winners, and my dad buys me cotton candy, a different stuffed animal wearing fuzzy skates every year, and okay, it is a big, dumb, girly thing, but I love it."
Oz - "Not so girly. Ice is cool. It's water, but it's not."

 

[Bite-me]

Willow "You didn't invite me to practice, You think I'm boring"

Oz "I'd call that a radical interpretation of the text"

 

[HowiMetdaSlayer]

Some have already been mentioned...

I mock you with my monkey pants!
That's great, Larry. You've really mastered the single entendre.

More later...

 

[thetopher]

'How can you be so calm?'
'Long, arduous hours of practice.'

Also the two great conversations between Oz in Xander in 'The Zeppo' and 'Helpless'; about what 'the essence of cool' is and 'Kryptonite' respectively.

 

[Grace]

"Maybe it's because of all the horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to."

"Mi Casio es su Casio."

"My whole life, I've never loved anything else." (SOB!)

 

[Mrs Gordo]

oh and I also love: "No. We're usually laconic."

 

[punchkicker15]

My favorite deadbeat bit is from Phases, right after he's figured out he may be a werewolf:

"Aunt Maureen. Hey, it's me. Um, what? Oh! It's, uh... actually it's healing okay. That's pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um... Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken."

 

[ItMustBeBunnies]

Some of my favorites have already been said, but I also like:

"Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny."

"It looks dead, it smells dead, yet it's moving around. That's interesting...…..Well I like it. I think you should call it 'Patches'."

Oz: "Dingoes Ate My Baby played their instruments as if they had plump polish sausages taped to their fingers."
Freddy: "Sorry man."
Oz: "No, that's fair."

 

[fauxindigo]

Two of my favorites.

Hilarious


and sweet

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

So many, I just love Oz:

 

[nightshade]

That top one is the one I was thinking of, but couldn't remember it exactly!

 

[MarieVampSlayer]

 

[vznspike]

 

[DeadlyDuo]

 

[leobeast]

"So Cordelia wished for something? Well if it was for a long healthy life she should get her money back".