Oooh you'll have to choose a date that'll make your future husband Chris wild with jealousy @Taake
Tom had such a wonderful time with me last year he's begging to be my date again.
I explained I have a long list of eligible dates, but he provided me several compelling reasons to choose him, along with a super long list of what we'd get up to post-after party. Let's just say, those hips don't lie. I couldn't say no.
So that's me and my date Tom Hiddleston, sorted for this year's soiree.
I've heard he's a fun time! Just don't get too attached
I was going to go with my usual plan and bring a silver fox like Timothy V. Murphy, but then I thought... that's just so passé. So this year, I'll be accompanied by an actual silver fox.
Watch your valuables, foxes are right little thieves, oh and also, there's a chance he bites. So give him space around the punch bowl, k?