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XanderesqueMan said:
I ... don't get the problem? I mean, it's terrible. Must put a stop to it. Damn it. 😛
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I tend to get them at a rate of a dozen a week when they're being sold and Christmas is still four months off!
 
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By the way, I just noticed your signature. I love that. Funny stuff. Not that you asked. :)
NotASlayer said:
I tend to get them at a rate of a dozen a week when they're being sold and Christmas is still four months off!
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Ah, so you're worried you're going to end up indulging too much a little too early in the year? And by "a little," I mean "a lot."

It seems like they start putting out the Christmas stuff earlier and earlier every year. As one of my favorite stand-up comedians, Lewis Black, once said —

"I will tell you that you Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that can't be fed. Every year, Christmas becomes longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourselves. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to SHOP? It's beyond belief! It's insane! When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ASS into it!"
 
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They do seem to be on sale at least a few weeks earlier than last year.
XanderesqueMan said:
It seems like they start putting out the Christmas stuff earlier and earlier every year. As one of my favorite stand-up comedians, Lewis Black, once said —

"I will tell you that you Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that can't be fed. Every year, Christmas becomes longer and longer and longer, and you don't care, do you? You just take more and more of the calendar for yourselves. It's unbelievable. How long does it take you people to SHOP? It's beyond belief! It's insane! When I was a kid, Halloween was Halloween, and Santa wasn't poking his ASS into it!"
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Ugg. Don't get me started. There are 4 chains in my area that will start putting out Christmas stuff on (or in one case before) Labor Day. By the end of September most stores will have more Christmas stuff than Halloween stuff.
 
Anyanka Bunny Slayer said:
It would be fantastic to have someone around who can kill spiders. But that's not the only reason I want a husband. Of course, he couldn't be poor. What's the point in marrying someone without money? 😄
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Well, I'm not a fan of spiders, but maybe if I kept a handgun around so I could draw down on them when necessary. 😉 I'm afraid I'm not quite up to paying any large dowries, however. 😛
 
NotASlayer said:
Use the vacuum cleaner. Unless you live in Australia. Then you need a tank.
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The spiders there have health bars, minions, and their own soundtrack.

No one can question whether or not I loved my ex. I was willing to move to Australia for her. It doesn't get more devoted than that. 😛
 
XanderesqueMan said:
The spiders there have health bars, minions, and their own soundtrack.

No one can question whether or not I loved my ex. I was willing to move to Australia for her. It doesn't get more devoted than that. 😛
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