15 fun questions to pass time

MarieVampSlayer

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Hi all,

I love theses types of thread so I though I would create my own. So here are 15 random questions to pass the time:

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

What’s the best type of cheese?

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?


Enjoy and be creative!
 
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Tightrope walking.

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Schindler's List.

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Look at my boobs.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

The left-sanctioned persecution of conservatives.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats, of course!

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Sniffing sharpies.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Nothing I can share here. 😂

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

A completely sheer top.

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

No idea.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Besides torching my neighbours' homes...? 😈

What’s the best type of cheese?

Pepper Jack.

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Used condoms...? 🙈🙉🙊

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

Again, nothing I can share here.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Gross. Eww. Yuck. Barf.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

The 11th Doctor.
 
MarieVampSlayer
MarieVampSlayer
Love your BOGO idea, so gross!
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Cheerleading!

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Probably... To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Oh god, I don't want to know. Probably start crying.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
Instagram? I kind of hope so anyway.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Hippos

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Drink alcohol

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Stuffed dead animals

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
tasteless 90's dress shirts

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Can't think of anything. trashy will probably always be trashy.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Probably Public indecency or something of the sort

What’s the best type of cheese?
Mozzarella!

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
A ferret

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
Locked themselves in the bathroom and fell asleep on the floor in there.

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
I'm obsessed with pineapple and I'm obsessed with pizza but do not care for them together.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations? Harmony Kendall
 
MarieVampSlayer
MarieVampSlayer
To Wong Foo would be an amazng musical, espceially on Broadway!!!
Here are my answers:

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Figure skating. Dangerous but I would love to see drunk people on ice!

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

A night at the Roxbury

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

I don't know...I don't really remeber my five-year-old self but probably like @Amber Bunny Slippers and look at my boobs. Boobs are such a thing when you are young!

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

Hipsters trends - I have hope it will die someday

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Ducks. If you know François Pérusse, you'll know what I am talking about!

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Drinking shots while listening to Despacito.

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

I had a friend who had a unfinished basement in her apartment with a corridor that lead to nowhere. It lead to a small space where all the walls were in concrete and looked like a serial killer torture room and I am still convince murders were made there. So creepy! I can't believe she stayed there for years!

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Pocahontas dress, Pocahontas shoes, Pocahontas pyjamas, Pocahontas everything!!!!

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

Most of the sexy classy dress that I own would be considered very trashy in the 50s. Oh and Kim Kardashian!

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Probably hurt a guy that tried to cop a feel, like in the waitress video.

What’s the best type of cheese?

That's a hard one...I love cheese...probably any italian cheese like Mozzarella fresca or Di Bufala! So Yummy!

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Herpes? Or any ITS. Buy one Chlamedia and receive a free Gonorrhea!

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

I can't remember any super weird thing but my friend's boyfriend made a weird thing. We were at my family's cabin and we were listening to a random movie on tv. They arrived and after 5 minutes he took the remote of the tv (this is the first time theses guests had been in our home), changed the movie (my parents and sibling were watching) and changed the settings to have subtitles and all. I mean this isn't your house what are you doing?

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Fine but I'm not a pizza fan so I don't feel strongly about that one!

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Dr. House seems like a dick but Hugh Laurie is awesome!
 
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
100meters hurdles

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

The Exorcist

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Probably blow a fortune in the nearest Toy shop (No Boobs you see!) 😉

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

Selfies......I live in hope!!!!!

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats.....Have you seen the way they look at you sometimes

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Wake up with the mother of all hangovers

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

A completely Matt black bathroom... Floor, walls, bath, the lot!

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

I was alive in the 70's.....everything we wore was embarrassing! 😀

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

If I knew I would be classy!

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Bored someone to death with my bad jokes?

What’s the best type of cheese?

My Jokes...…..Erm, English Brie 🙂

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Funeral?

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

Passed out sitting on the toilet!

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Should be punishable by death!!!!!

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
DEATH
(Terry Pratchett) 😉

Possibly Buffy 😛
 
MarieVampSlayer
MarieVampSlayer
Your Funeral BOGO made my day!!! So funny!
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Ice hockey with red wine. Double the pain.

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Crocodile Dundee

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Throw the rabbits outside and clean the house.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

#actuallyautistic

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats FOR SURE, like no other animal hates humans like cats do.


What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Weeding

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Tiny figurines in amusing sexual positions (in my mother's house)

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Our high school music concert dress. Those things were hideous. Looked almost exactly like Elevens snow ball dress in Stranger Things. And we had to measure the bottom to be all the exact same length from the floor so the front row looked well conformed. They were itchy too.

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

Paris Hilton. Fake bags and beaded hair from Bali. Tafe qualifications.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

The usual. Something mental. Most likely involving alcohol and heights.

What’s the best type of cheese?

There is no un-best type of cheese.

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Out of date seafood salad from the IGA

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

LSD

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Hungry. Put it on my burgers too please and thankyou.

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Edward Cullen.
 
MarieVampSlayer
MarieVampSlayer
So true about Paris Hilton!
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Karate
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

50 Shades (LMAO)
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Run away and cry somewhere over the shock of a 40somethings life and bod.
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

No idea - probably something to do with fashion
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

My cat!
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Be my version of normal.
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Depends on what you call weird... do cow skulls count on an alter?
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Glasses in the 80's!
What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

No idea
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

LOL probably everything naughty and probably something very (sw)
What’s the best type of cheese?

Cheddar
What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Marmite
What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

LOL so NOT saying 😛
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Yummmmmmm
What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Lestat yummmy but he would probably kill off everyone I liked as he would probably find it funny or get bored easily.
 
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Cheerleading

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Twilight, but songs that make a parody out of it

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Um, probably cry for my mommy 🙂

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
Being a SJW/feminist (one can hope)

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Squirrel

What are some things that are okay to occasionally do but definitely not okay to do every day?
Drink alcohol

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Nothing springs to mind right now

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
When I look back on past outfits and styles, I feel no embarrassment whatsoever 😛

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Being an escort (proven by people using the fancy word for it, instead of calling it what it is)

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Shoplifting, as I have a history with that.

What’s the best type of cheese?
Almost all of them, but I guess I'll go with Emmentaler

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?
Shoes

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?
...

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
Delicious 😀

What fictional character is amazing in their book/show/movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?
Dean Winchester
 
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Shoes LOL...MMmmmm Dean
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What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

Ice skating

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

Jaws

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

Scream

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

All this politically correct bullshit.

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Cats, for sure

What are some things that are okay to do occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

Group sex

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

An ancient bidet

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

Tight black leather pants without knickers.

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

No idea

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Some random act of vengeance, perhaps. 😅

What’s the best type of cheese?

Pepperjack

What would be the worst “buy one get one free” sale of all time?

Used condoms

What’s the weirdest thing a guest has done at your house?

Oh God, can't think of just one

How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?

Gross!!

What fictional character is amazing in their book / show / movie, but would be insufferable if you had to deal with them in mundane everyday situations?

Angel
 
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And why not every day? LOL
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