Mr Trick, something for you to read when you get back.
Now who was the meanie (tee hee) who suggested to go camping in the Aussie outback?
I do hope that you Mr Trick took a booklet on what animals (et cetera) that you can see out there.
Like those cuddly little things like the Koala Bears though not the one who got eaten by the Kangaroos as they look a bit iffy! Then there's the snakes, spiders, lizards, Birds of prey, crocodiles, sharks (admittedly there's not many sharks now, the crocodiles have eaten most of them. The poorly named Fire Ants, poorly named as they do not start fires. You should also beware of some of our plants as they can kill you. Thinking about it there are the floods, some of which are bigger than most countries of Europe, flash floods, bushfires then, just when you think it is safe to cross the road or the track some soddin' tree falls on you.
And for the next thing to worry about, Mr Trick. Anyanka Bunny Slayer reckons she might take her truck for a test drive, I'm not saying she'll be coming to Australia . . . . . but . . . .