The 8th Annual Buffy-Boards Awards Ceremony

[Taake]

*Somewhere a wolf howls*

*Buffy theme beings to play*

*in dark ominous voice*

Each year nominations are sent…
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One alone will
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Reap the glory, honor & forces of good(in their category)
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They are…
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The Winners!
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Of the Buffies… Buffy-Board’s semi-annual award ceremony.​

*crowd goes wild*

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So sit back, relax and enjoy The BUFFIES!



*stage gets empty*

*crickets*

*empty stage*

*tumbleweed rolls by*


Oh my god, that’s my cue!

*Taake running on stage*

Hey guys, puh… let me just catch my breath! Puh…! *pants* Just a second… just one second… Could someone get me some water? Oh my god, I need to do more cardio... Puh, nevermind, nevermind… *Turns to the crowd with a big smile*

So glad to have you here, we’re getting ready and we'll be going live from the Buffy-Boards Auditorium in a few minutes, so please grab your seats, and make sure to strap in your dates! Date-napping have been known to happen here!





You’ll find the audience thread here! The Red Carpet / Buffies Audience Thread

 

[Taake]

*Taake lead to stage by date Timothy V. Murphy*

*does not trip*

Hello Ladies, Gentlemen and dog! Is Buster here yet? *looks for GwenRaidens date* We’ve got a special champagne bowl for him set up in the back… alcohol free of course!

To the point, to the point…

Can you guys believe that we are 14 years old today! These boards have seen many things come and go, and through all the trials and tribulations we are still here and loving it! Who could imagine, some 19 years ago when the WB picked up a little show called Buffy the Vampire Slayer, that we would still be here today – loving it, hating it, discussing it and sometimes tearing it to shreds… these boards owe a lot to a staff working hard to keep this place around but mostly we owe it to you, our members, we owe you a massive thank you, for continuing to grow with us, keep discussions alive and remembering and loving Buffy!

It looks like Buffy herself is in the crowd tonight *waves at Buffy and her date* Or is that a doppelganger… it’s so hard to tell… either way, we hope you will enjoy the show (and the refreshments!)


Before we welcome our own Miss Buffy Summers to present the first award, Miss SMG would like to thank give thanks for Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Doesn’t that just warm your heart! Looking fab Sarah! Now get home, you, we know you’re not party animal like the rest of us!


Now if you would please give a hand to Buffy Summers, our first presenter!

 

[Buffy Summers]

* Buffy gracefully ascends the stairs and walks confidently to the podium, the stage lights glimmering off her Jimmy Choos... *

"Thank you, Taake. Wonderful opening to the show - I see a bright future of award show hosting ahead of you."

* She stops to make eye contact with the room as she smiles. *

"It is my honor to open up the awards tonight with the award for the most knowledgeable Buffy-Boards member. And the nominees for the Giles Award are:

Lyri
thetopher
vellavu
bespangeled
Ethan Reigns
Mr. Pole
Wesley Junior
Illyrian
JCoatsworth

"

 

[Buffy Summers]

"And the winner of the Giles Award is:

* Buffy tears open the the sealed envelope. *

"LYRI. Congratulations. Lyri, if you would like to say a few words?"

 

[Lyri]

*Stumbles up the steps*

Um...seriously? I mean...SERIOUSLY?! This is a dig about how long I've actually been watching this show, isn't it? LMAO, this is crazy!!

Anyway, thanks to y'all who nominated me, that was a shock in and of itself, to win is a bit mind blowing, lol. I think I need to go lay down now, lol.

Thanks to B and the mods for putting this on, I've missed this whole thing in recent years. It's nice to have it back. Here's to many more!!

 

[Taake]

*claps hands* Well deserved, well deserved Lyri!

Now welcome our next presenter, brinkster130 to the stage!

 

[brinkster130]

*Brinkster hands Riley her glass and makes her way onto the stage. *


Every forum needs some helping hands, and lucky for us we have a ton. The Storyteller award is a small thank you to BB's most helpful member.

The nominees for he Storyteller Award are:

GwenRaiden
Mr Trick
Samuel Reyes
Nix
AnthonyCordova
Lyri
thetopher
bespangeled

 

[Taake]

*coughs*

It's Class Protector Award brink.... no more champagne for you!

 

[brinkster130]

*A tomatoe is thrown on stage because Brinky clearly read the card wrong*

She's presenting The Class Protector Award!

*please stop throwing tomatoes*

 

[brinkster130]

And the winner is.....drum rolllllll.....

Mr.Trick! Congrats! would you like to say a few words?

 

[Mr Trick]

YES!!!!! THANK-YOU! One and all I now for a poem, alright just kidding!😉 Don't make me come after you!😎

It was a little bit surprising to even get nominated in this catagory, as I didn't think that you guys felt so highly of me (although why wouldn't you😀), and being here and looking after you boys and girls is a lot of fun. Rest assured that you are in safe hands with the Trickster for another 14 years.

Now I would actually like to purpose marriage to someone on the Buffyboards, so... Oh that's alright I'll do it when I pick up my next award😉 Trick Out!

 

[Taake]

*Taake returns to the stage in a glorious white dress*

The next award is going to go to Buffy-Boards best storyteller! I’ll tell you a story… do you know how much cash I had to pilfer from the BB-stash to get enough outfits for tonight? That’s right, you’ll see more costume changes than Buffy-hairstyles tonight. (That’s why nightshade is in a onesie… but NO REGRETS)

I kid of course. Of course I didn’t pilfer… of course not… I would never!
Black Thorn for life!

Anyway, where were we?

Oh right awards!

Well, nominated for the STORYTELLER AWARD are:
sosa lola
VisionBoy
vellavu
thetopher
FaithRose

 

[Taake]

*tears open envelope, breaks the card inside*

Sh... I mean, oops!

*holds card together*

The Winner for the Storyteller Award is @sosa lola!

Sosa Lola doesn't seem to be with us tonight so I'll just accept this in their honor. I'll give to them later of course. OF COURSE. Stop looking at me like that!

*Taake grabs award and runs off stage*

 

[Taake]

Now for a word from our gracious sponsors!

 

[Taake]

And we're back!

Please welcome @nightshade to the stage to present our next award!

 

[nightshade]

*quickly eats cookie on way to stage*

"Thank you Taake

Time for the Superstar award. This award is for most avid fan.

The nominees are:

thetopher
Mr Trick
Samuel Reyes
vellavu
white avenger
gite63
Fuffy Baith"

 

[nightshade]

And the winner is.....

thetopher

congratulations!

 

[Taake]

Is @thetopher in the house? Speech speech speech!

 

[thetopher]

*runs up onto stage obviously teary*

You guys! 🙂
You wonderful, wise bunch of folks.
I pinky-swear I didn't use a spell of awesomeness to jinx the vote system. 😀
Thank you, this is... *looks at award* this isn't a bobble-head award is it? Because that would be cruel. *examines it* Whew, guess not. No more bubbly for me!
Mwah!! to everybody that voted for me!

 

[Taake]

And now I would like to welcome Buffy Summers back on stage... wait... what's that? Is that... *Squints to get a better view*