April Fools - Please Read: Spike Threads

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RomanticSoul said:
Man this is giving me weird TWoP flashbacks. Back in the day they banned all the Spike fans because things got too hostile.
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Exactly. People should just be glad that they can still talk about Buffy in general and not be so sensitive about being able to talk about certain minor characters.
 
ChaseRules
ChaseRules
Minor ?!
Mr. Pole said:
Exactly. People should just be glad that they can still talk about Buffy in general and not be so sensitive about being able to talk about certain minor characters.
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Well they are not minor to them. Which is why they are so passionate about them.
 
We had this whole dog and pony show a few years ago on April 1st, when Kean supposedly bought the site and was going to turn it into the Bangel Boards, so this is hardly original. Just to play along, though, why just stop with one ship? Let's sink the whole damn fleet. If ships are such a problem, simply ban mention of any and all relationships between Buffyverse characters that go beyond a firm handshake and a slap on the back. No hugs, kisses, cuddles, snuggles, or sleepovers. If we can't have our Spuffy, why should anyone else have their favorite pairings? No Bangels, Wangels, Bwillos, Brileys, Spangels, Spuffies, Fuffys, Spaiths, Wuffies, Cangels, or any other bastardized names that imply two or more consenting adults doing what consenting adults often do when there's nothing good on TV.

Buffy Summers, the ball is in your court. Do you want to settle for just half measures, or are you bad enough to say, "My way or the highway," to every shipper on your Board?
 
Athena
Athena
See, at first I thought it was definitely a prank, but traditionally April Fool's jokes finish at 12 noon, so I guess it's for real....
Mr. Pole said:
You water ski from a boat or a helicopter. Ships are like grown-up boats.

No all ships have been banned. Just the Spike ones.
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Well, I was thinking MINOR ships are equivalent to small boats....blah blah blah....at least it's good to know I can still go cruising!

The LOVE boat...soon will be making another run...the LOVE boat...promises something for everyone..
 
Hop on the Concord. It's a minor ship, nice outboard motor. Good sturdy bow to sun on. Low occupancy.
 
Mr. Pole said:
Ships aren't the problem. Just Spike fans.
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Spike fans are to the Buffyverse what the spices are in a pot of chili. Take away the spices, and all you have left is thin, bland, bean soup. You've lost all that great taste, but you're still stuck with all that gas.

Spike is the spice of the Buffyverse, and Spuffy is the jalapeno peppers.
 
It's just too bad the Spike fans cant be as polite to others as others are to them or they would still have threads to post in... in a day or two I doubt anyone will be crying over Spike being banned at all. He'll be forgotten that quickly.
 
Athena
Athena
Some Spike fans are very polite and respectful. It's a shame we're all tarnished with the same brush.
Silverspike
Silverspike
Only in your wildest dreams hon. :D
Mr. Pole said:
Hop on the Concord. It's a minor ship, nice outboard motor. Good sturdy bow to sun on. Low occupancy.
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The Concorde's a jet liner. No bow or sun deck and no place to attach an outboard motor. Or were you, perhaps, referring to the HMS Concorde, the French frigate built in 1777? All I can say is, the same to you, buddy.
 
GoSpuffy said:
there is no buffy boards if there is no spike for me.
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I guess we can still talk about him, its just that it would be within a different context and not as part of a thread which is just about his character.

On a different note if this is really an April's fools joke then hats off to you @Buffy Summers!😛
 
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