We had this whole dog and pony show a few years ago on April 1st, when Kean supposedly bought the site and was going to turn it into the Bangel Boards, so this is hardly original. Just to play along, though, why just stop with one ship? Let's sink the whole damn fleet. If ships are such a problem, simply ban mention of any and all relationships between Buffyverse characters that go beyond a firm handshake and a slap on the back. No hugs, kisses, cuddles, snuggles, or sleepovers. If we can't have our Spuffy, why should anyone else have their favorite pairings? No Bangels, Wangels, Bwillos, Brileys, Spangels, Spuffies, Fuffys, Spaiths, Wuffies, Cangels, or any other bastardized names that imply two or more consenting adults doing what consenting adults often do when there's nothing good on TV.
Buffy Summers, the ball is in your court. Do you want to settle for just half measures, or are you bad enough to say, "My way or the highway," to every shipper on your Board?