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Lessons
I always thought Buffy looked gorgeous at the beginning of the season, and in the first graveyard scene she looks so grown up.
Dawn pointing out a question we all should have- the martial arts skills.
Buffy chokes a vampire??? Why can the show not realize that's not a thing.
I love Buffy and Dawn's jokes about the new high school. "Nothing compared to what's coming."
I was never a fan of the Willow/ Giles scenes in either of the first two episodes. I get it, we're supposed to see Willow recovering, becoming one with the earth and magic, but it just seems off for some reason. Like they're forcing deep emotional moments. Though synchronized swimming is a tough topic, that I agree.
The show is going back to more Buffy one liners:
"Peachy with a side of keen that would be me"
"Go talk with your mouth full"
"If you see anyone that's invisible"
This is Wood's best episode and I still can't stand him. Like stop acting so macho it's creepy and weird. And the way he acts about knowing who Buffy is... so strange.
"I love you. Go away!" Talking to mom 101.
One of the ghosts says "get out get out get out" which I never noticed is a Dawn thing.
Poor Dawn, I've had my social life ruined in 30 seconds too.
"Sweetie. They are." Tough realization for Anya.
Nice callback by Dawn about it always being real.
Buffy is so obvious when she says 3 dead on the phone. It's pathetic how terrible she is at any sort of undercover.
I think the Spike twist was a great idea, his entrance is out of nowhere and that look just makes everything else stop for a while. His ranting about random stuff and being so protective of himself makes it easy to see why Buffy could have some compassion for him.
"I'm the one who dates dead guys" is badass.
Dawn's leadership with the other two is very sweet. She's so grown up. And her idea about the brick bag was quite resourceful which is something Buffy is known for.
There isn't always a talisman. There has been before but once again Buffy is a poor liar.
I get that Buffy tells the three to stick together, but it bothers me that they never come back to it.
Last scene is perfect. Everything great about every big bad rolled up into 20 seconds each, and Buffy's last line is chilling.
Overall a good episode, one of the better season premiers. 8/10
Beneath You
The phrase "From beneath you it devours" gets old very fast.
I could do away with the Spike talking to a rat.
Xander in season 7 is so good. Him telling Buffy how grateful he was for her just makes me very happy and proud of him.
Of course Buffy knows what a bastanada is. Go her.
Willow feels a little more genuine this episode, but I still feel off with her scenes.
"This is the gang." True. Disappointing.
Spike handles this scene surprisingly well.
He didn't have to be all mopey and sad. He was just straight up.
Dawn saying "you're gonna wake up on fire" is a brilliant moment.
Many say that Buffy and Spike don't actually talk and handle the situation and what they've been through. But the entire patrolling scene is exactly that. She has the vision, she tells him it's not okay, he tells her he's not asking for forgiveness, it's all what it should be.
Oh, CGI, you poor poor thing. That worm was not great.
I love The Bronze scene. Everyone's back and forth, the sleeping together jokes, Anya seeing into Spike, and the fight with Spike and Buffy with him saying "I haven't changed."
It's very clear Spike wants her to beat him up, which is definitely in character.
And I appreciate that Anya ends up listening to Xander. I loved them as a couple personally.
Buffy flying through the air is pretty awesome.
I'm saddened by Spike in the alley. He's falling apart.
And the last scene, what can I say? One of the best Spuffy scenes ever. That Buffy look when he says "Angel, he should have warned me" is so well done, because that is when she would have figured it out. I cried the first several times I saw this scene, and even though I don't now, its close for sure.
The objective me says decent, the Spuffy me says fantastic. I'll compromise and say 8.5/10.
Same Time Same Place
The use of the clock is smart. Between this episode and IWRY, clocks and the Buffyverse work very well.
Buffy, Xander, and Dawn's attitudes toward Willow coming home each mirror their relationship and experiences with Willow. Dawn's scared, Xander's loyal, Buffy is trying to be supportive but also realistic.
It's sad to see Willow "alone" when she clearly has changed and needs love. When she looks at the window and remembers Tara, it's just pitiful.
Gnarl is creepy no doubt. Every time I watch this episode I decide that he is the scariest of the Buffy villains, until I watch Killed by Death again.
Dawn is right about people blaming Willow and asking for help. For everyone, including Dawn, not asking for help was one of the worst problems of season 6.
And Anya, on the other hand, tells it how it is. She's harsh, but she's also right with everything, which is often her attitude in season 7.
Out of all the types of demons, why one that can remove skin? The world sucks sometimes.
Spike and Willow and Spike and Buffy is the best part of the episode. At first we don't know that Spike is talking to both, and we think that he is crazy. But he's actually not that out of it. Almost everything he says makes sense when you realize he was talking to both people. And he figures everything out relatively quickly for someone who spends all his time hearing voices.
Willow and Anya are doing a spell sitting cross legged across from each other, this seems very familiar...
Anya's talk about the vengeance being unfulfilling is a nice setup for Selfless.
Willow's smile to Anya after she said it's getting sexy" is the inspiration for a great fanfic pair.
Whether researching or on the walk, Dawn is once again delightful. She just has little moments throughout all of season 7 to make you say, why isn't there more? (And then she gets sliced poor thing)
Gnarl's shadow is perhaps the most terrifying part of him. Well and that he eats the skin, though that's more disgusting than terrifying.
Buffy didn't want to leave Dawn alone, so she called Anya, but then brings her with her. This makes no sense.
Really impressive kill by Buffy. Thumbs in eyes and all.
"Clem should cut back" I never noticed that line before somehow. Clever.
One of the problems is that they keep saying "see" as far as what was going on between Willow and the others, even when the spell was being described, and it was hearing and feeling too, which is perhaps just as important.
Once again I'm reminded of a scene that looks like addressing the season 6 issues, that being Buffy and Willow on the bed. This is a heart to heart directly addressing their past, and people always complain that those don't exist in season 7.
Not a very happy episode at all, but about as good as the writers could have done as far as bringing Willow back. 8/10
Help
One thing I really appreciate about the show is that they occasionally bring back Buffy just killing one vampire. It's not an always thing by any stretch, but it should be that way. She does it so much, we should see it.
She certainly is unorthodox, but Buffy is a good counselor. It's especially clear when she just sits or listens to the guy who doesn't want to talk. That's exactly what she should do, and not many would. And when she forces Cassie not to change the subject, it's just clear she gets people.
Xander pronounces "milk" like "melk." That's a Missouri accent. I'm honored.
Buffy knows about the French Foreign Legion. Of course.
Wood says he is from Beverly Hills, so I guess he moved there after his mom died in New York...? And then his "what do you mean usually?" As if he doesn't know when he knows who Buffy is, it's annoying.
Dawn is given an assignment to immediately make a friend out of nowhere in high school. She has one class with her, and it's ceramics. She really performs admirably.
How many times does Buffy call herself Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Is there any other time besides Anne and this episode? I love it.
I have a lot of sympathy for Cassie's father. No parent is perfect. And sure he's struggling more than most, but he loves his daughter and is accused of something that would be unheard of to him. But I have even more sympathy for Cassie. Her speech about everything she wants is too sad. It's little things, big things, and things everyone should get to do.
Mike is alright. I would have been okay with Dawn dating him, but I understand that it would be tough for him to make another appearance after Cassie's death.
Spike and Buffy address Spike's actions from season 6 again. Is this really a complaint? Anyway I love Buffy comforting him.
Buffy and Dawn each call each other their sister. It's adorable.
Stupid Peter. He would be lucky to get to go with a dance with Dawn. Or any girl for that matter. Of course he'll end up in prison so it doesn't really matter.
Okay the demon is pretty dumb looking. Not werewolf bad, but pretty dumb.
Way to go Spike, chip firing and all. He's right, he is a bad man. But he's a bad man who can help.
"She'll tell you"- well guess what she just did! And it was more legit! Yay!
Poor Cassie. Upon rewatches I've decided it's right that she die. The show didn't cop out. But it's still sad. Dawn softens the blow for sure.
Another good, but not great episode. I don't quite enjoy it as much as its surrounding ones. 7.5/10
Selfless
More Dawn delight with her advice to Willow. She's kinda right, which means the world is pathetic.
Yes Buffy, strong successful males can say giddy. I think I'm strong. I will be successful. And I say giddy all the time.
To use a completely insensitive analogy, Anya succumbed to peer pressure. The other vengeance demons wanted her to kill, and she wanted validation. So she did. Thinking about it that way makes me understand it.
What language is that? Other than that possible flaw, both of the flashback scenes are hilarious. Olaf and Aud's banter is strange, but very familiar. Seems as if relationships never change. Then we get D'Hoffryn, who definitely never changes. "That's where I was going with that" might be my favorite line he says on the show.
Which Buffy is the real Buffy? I've watched this episode many times, and the best clue is that Spike says "I have no where else to go" to the second Buffy, and Buffy eventually provides him with a place. But that doesn't prove anything.
Spiders freak me out in general, so I was terrified when I first saw this episode and thought Willow was about to get attacked. Now when I watch I just wait for Willow to kick the spider's ass so I can laugh at it's failure. What's interesting is that the girl doesn't calm down until Willow gives her the tough love while she's clearly acting out because she's using magic.
Anya saying "they got what they deserved" takes me back to a Wesley line that I just love, which is "We all get what we deserve." I love it because it's at times perfectly accurate, but at times it's the opposite of what we need to hear and takes people to a place they can't go, such as this episode.
To be honest the Anya and Halfreck Saint Petersburg scene seems like filler to me. We already know what Anya is like without vengeance. And we already know Halfreck and Anya are friends, so I don't think this aids in making the death worse either.
"I killed Angel." The fact that that line just shuts Xander up immediately is how it should be. It was exactly how Buffy needed to show them she was right. Though she certainly sounds a lot like season 3 Faith with the "I am the law."
They brush past the "kick his ass" like it's nothing, which, as many have said before, is a nice touch considering the deal it was back in season 2.
Lots of callbacks in this episode, Willow calls back to Something Blue with having D'hoffryn's talisman and knowing the spell.
I understand Xander seeing the best in Anya. Even though he's wrong, love is a powerful thing. And his ability to love is one of his best qualities.
Anya definitely could have died in this episode. That sword or D'hoffryn killing Halfreck could have been it. She doesn't really do enough the rest of season 7 for it to matter that she lives or not. But I enjoy her, so I'm glad she stuck around. And her death in Chosen is more fitting, because it's the "unknown soldier" type. (How she treated her victims)
Another mini mustard song and another callback. Anya's song is lovely, I think Emma has an underrated voice, (though I'm tone deaf) but it's certainly not as good as most OMWF songs.
D'Hoffryn reminds us that he's a ruthless evil demon. He may be funny and surprisingly social, but he's cruel. There's no turning him, he's a pure villain. (Oh and he tells us Anya will die and is right)
Is it just me or is Anya still wearing a necklace? That's a mistake.
"Don't be a dope." It's simple, it's cute, and Xander as he grows up develops that quality where he always knows what to say.
The second best Anya episode, only losing out to The Wish. 9/10
Him
Buffy is still really jumpy with Spike touching her at all, so once again the show is addressing their problems.
I think "I feel for him" is a really good assessment of Buffy and Spike's season 7 relationship, at least for the first half. It may not be right, and it may not make sense, but it's her compassion speaking, and it drives her.
Is RJ actually good looking? Or is it only the jacket? Because he seems unnecessarily normal looking to me.
Buffy tried to kill Anya last week, and then she's just "stopping by." I do not understand that. She isn't in Conversations with Dead People, and even though Anya is funny in this episode, she needed to be gone for a while.
Watching Dawn try to talk to RJ and then the cheerleaders is embarrassing. Watching Dawn try out for the cheerleaders is one hundred times worse. And the show doesn't really address this, but it really would have ruined her life for a while. I don't see how anyone would have talked to her after that. Yet she's almost hooking up with RJ very shortly after. That's not realistic.
High school football teams play on Fridays. College teams play on Saturday. Silly mistake.
Does Wood actually buy Dawn's lies? It's clear Buffy doesn't. But after that "At least he's still got RJ" comment it should have been obvious to Wood too.
Xander checks out Dawn. Sounds like the comics. But Willow says "right there with you." I'm not a fan of that. It seems forced.
Buffy breaks up a girl fight. Good sistering, but Barney Stinson would be incredibly disappointed.
Buffy coming on to RJ is controversial. On the one hand it's very annoying. On the other hand it's kinda funny. And on a completely other set of hands it's pathetic but somehow hot.
How is Dawn the only person in the school to look in on Buffy and RJ? And how does she know what class he's in and where he sits? Neither question has an answer that makes any sense.
Xander and Spike are working together! Every time that happens it's a privilege.
Lance has that loser life Xander was always afraid he'd have. Irony is nice.
The doorway scene is the best part of the episode, and one of the funniest scenes of the series. However from that we get the three older girls continuing to be funny, (Buffy, Spike, and the rocket launcher is especially hilarious) while Dawn is attempting suicide...? Out of place and way too dark. I do appreciate that Buffy saves Dawn instead of worrying about RJ and then realizes she's under a spell.
Disappointing episode that is slightly redeemed by humor. 6.5/10