Tabula Rasa, obviously
Him
* "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition."
* "I don't even want to hear his name anymore!" "I just called him that guy in the jacket." "That's what I used to call him in my head before I knew his real name."
* "You're the one who constructed this elaborate fantasy about you and my lover." "Your lover? Your lover?"
* "Hot little Buffy with her boyfriends."
* "Crying isn't going to make his love for me go away, you know."
* "It isn't real. You're just crazy."
* "No Buffy for you. Leave quickly now."
* "AJ is my best friend and my dearest darling." "It's RJ."
* "I looked into him and I saw his soul." "He was walking away, so unless his soul was in his ass."
* "This isn't about his physical presence. It's about his heart." "His physical presence has a penis!" "I can work around it."
* "I'd kill for him!" "You'd kill for a chocolate bar."
* "What are you going to do, use magic to make him into a girl? Damn."
* "I wouldn't put it past her. She's recently evil." "Well, so am I. Why should I miss out?"
* theme from A Summer Place
* the rocket launcher and jazz music
Life Serial
* Buffy yanking Giles' glasses out of his hands, tossing them on the ground, and stomping on them in her heels.
* "You like slugs? Go with slugs! She's not going to sleep with you anyways!"
* Buffy trying and failing to put on her jacket while drunk
* Buffy fighting drunk. She swung at him, missed, spun in a circle, and fell down
Beer Bad
* "I'm cutting you off." "Did it hurt?"
* "All the tiny people. Where people go?"
* "The. Tv. Is. Off."
* "About yay high, walks with a sort of sideways gait."
* Buffy picking up the fire extinguisher but then throwing it because her Cave brain can't remember how to use it.
* "Fire bad."
* Buffy spinning in a chair. Falling off. Spinning some more.
* Buffy wanting to steal the sandwich. Willow's reaction to Buffy stealing the sandwich